{"id":6286,"date":"2018-01-13T17:59:31","date_gmt":"2018-01-13T14:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6286"},"modified":"2018-01-13T17:59:31","modified_gmt":"2018-01-13T14:59:31","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-cyber-getica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6286","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Cyber&#8230;getica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/desc\u0103rcare.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/desc\u0103rcare.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"226\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6287 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 226px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 226\/223;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/desc\u0103rcare.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"226\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6287\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Tr\u0103iane, tr\u0103iane, ce-a stat m\u00e2na ta s\u0103 taie! Cap frumos de Decebal, minte mult\u0103, dac pe val&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Vezi, frate, cum suntem? Tot ne autoimpresion\u0103m c\u0103 avem acea de\u0219tept\u0103ciune str\u0103bun\u0103, m\u0103car de-ar exista o dovad\u0103 palpabil\u0103, c\u0103 putem pleca lejer din scutec spre cel mai greu parcurs profesional. Uneori \u00eempiedic\u00e2ndu-ne de pampersul ce st\u0103-mb\u00e2csit \u00eentre picioare, chiar ele fiind prima piedic\u0103 \u00een calea atingerii inteligen\u021bei. M-am tot fr\u0103m\u00e2ntat, m-am sucit \u0219i \u00eenv\u00e2rtit \u00een jurul ideii c-am fi putut vie\u021bui arhaic \u0219i-n ziua de azi sau am fi disp\u0103rut tocmai pentru c\u0103 limitele de\u0219tept\u0103ciunii noastre, cea mai \u00eenalt\u0103, ne-ar fi m\u0103cinat materia cenu\u0219ie fizic. Cum s\u0103-\u021bi treac\u0103 prin minte c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia, noi, ne putem socoti \u00eentemeietorii civiliza\u021biei umane, vreo c\u00e2teva mii de ani dup\u0103 batem codrii s\u0103lbatic, iar la final, glorio\u0219i, ne putem relua pozi\u021bia de lideri? Pu\u0219tiulic\u0103 din articolul ,,Cel mai t\u00e2n\u0103r masterand din lume este \u00een Rom\u00e2nia! Un copil din Sibiu a dat de \u201ep\u0103m\u00e2nt\u201d cu to\u021bi programatorii de pe continent&#8221; m-a nedumerit profund. El \u0219i a\u0219a zisa institu\u021bie ce l-a g\u0103zduit pentru un curs avansat de desenatori pentru re\u021beaua de internet.<br \/>\n    Plec a\u0219adar la surs\u0103, ,,HES-SO, HE-ARC Haute Ecole d\u2019Ing\u00e9nieurs&#8221;, Elve\u021bia, locul indicat drept institu\u021bia de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt de unde ,,minunea&#8221;, Petru Rogojan, avea s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 30 de puncte ECTS la grafic\u0103 internautic\u0103. \u0218i v\u0103d, citesc c\u00e2teva scurte prezent\u0103ri de lucr\u0103ri de licen\u021b\u0103 \u00een mai multe domenii, caut t\u00e2n\u0103rul, superficial, revin la articol, preiau cea de-a doua titulatur\u0103 ca s\u0103 constat c\u0103 s-a dorit cu tot dinadinsul ob\u021binerea superlativului, c\u0103 sunt fapte ce nu-ncap \u00een normalitate, c\u0103 doar se \u00eencearc\u0103 saltul for\u021bat peste etapele social-naturale. Lucru bun, excelen\u021ba are nevoie de cultivarea timpurie. Am totu\u0219i reticen\u021ba accept\u0103rii limpezirii cerebrale totale at\u00e2t de rapid, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd pu\u0219tiul ar fi privit str\u00e2mb de to\u021bi colegii de clas\u0103 primar\u0103, nu cei de program masteral, cu toate c\u0103&#8230;, \u0219i ei tot pe-acolo ca v\u00e2rst\u0103, l-ar persifla inocent, nu l-ar mai scoate din ,,PHP, las\u0103-ne b\u0103iatule!&#8221; sau ,,PHP, pistruiatule!&#8221;, fiindc\u0103 nu poate fi altceva dec\u00e2t elev de \u0219coal\u0103 general\u0103, n-am auzit de vreo derogare a ministerului ca la 10 ani s\u0103 se permit\u0103 \u0219i trecerea la liceu, \u0219i bacalaureatul, \u0219i licen\u021ba la facultate, ba\u0219ca la 12 s\u0103 recuno\u0219ti ditai masterandul \u0219i s\u0103-i oferi un post de asistent universitar.<br \/>\n    Hai s\u0103 nu par r\u0103ut\u0103cios \u0219i potrivnic, dau citatul: ,,Datorit\u0103 v\u00e2rstei copilului, directoarea Swiss Webacademy a refuzat la \u00eenceput, propun\u00e2nd mamei sale s\u0103 mai a\u0219tepte m\u0103car \u00eenc\u0103 doi ani. Apoi, v\u0103z\u00e2nd determinarea copilului, a acceptat \u00eenscrierea, sub forma unei \u00eencerc\u0103ri, cu condi\u021bia c\u0103 va \u00eentrerupe frecven\u021ba la curs dac\u0103 nu se va descurca.&#8221; Aspecte-ipoteze ciudate: ,,facultatea&#8221; e-o frunz\u0103 hoinar\u0103 din trunchiul \u021b\u0103rii landurilor, un ajutor al Ecole-ii&#8230; momit a dezvolta pe cea mam\u0103; copilul cred c-a tras de fusta mamii \u0219i-a-nceput ca toate leaturile lui mofturoase s\u0103 roage exasperant ,,Vreau la master, vreau la master&#8230;!&#8221;, \u00eenduio\u0219\u00e2nd astfel managera s\u0103-l primeasc\u0103. Specifica\u021bii: au de anul acesta un curs de 24 de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u0219i pentru tineri. Certitudini: ,,Atestat de absolvire Swiss WebAcademy \u2013 inclus \u00een pre\u021bul cursului; Certificat de ,,Designer Pagini Web\u201d eliberat de Ministerul Muncii si Ministerul Educatiei, cod COR 216613 (op\u021bional, taxa de examinare este de 100 lei, cerin\u021ba obligatorie: diploma de bacalaureat); Atestat de la Universitatea de \u0219tiinte aplicate din Elve\u021bia, Haute Ecole Arc Ingenierie cu o valoare de 22 credite ECTS (op\u021bional, taxa de examinare este de 175 EURO, dou\u0103 sesiuni de examinare pe an).<br \/>\n    S\u0103 juri c-ar fi de teapa inten\u021biei noastre de la \u0218coala popular\u0103 de arte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tr\u0103iane, tr\u0103iane, ce-a stat m\u00e2na ta s\u0103 taie! Cap frumos de Decebal, minte mult\u0103, dac pe val&#8230;. 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