{"id":6274,"date":"2018-01-10T21:09:46","date_gmt":"2018-01-10T18:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6274"},"modified":"2018-01-10T21:13:05","modified_gmt":"2018-01-10T18:13:05","slug":"caruta-virgule-peripetiile-unui-votant-treaba-oras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6274","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Peripe\u021biile unui votant de treab\u0103 (de la ora\u0219)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-10-e1515607695731.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-10-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6275 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/225;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-10-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6275\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     &#8230; C\u0103 ce s\u0103 fac \u0219i io? M\u0103 bag \u0219i eu \u00een seam\u0103 pe subiectul alegerilor&#8230; pe care&#8230; le-am&#8230; trecut! P\u0103i, daaa! C\u0103 votai \u0219i io, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103! Daaa! P\u0103i, m-am g\u00e2ndit io a\u0219ea&#8230; Ce?! M\u0103 face p\u0103 mine oleac\u0103 d\u0103 ploaie? Mi-am luat nevasta din dotare \u0219i am dat s\u0103 plec la circumcizie&#8230; ptiu! aia, cum \u00eei zice, dom&#8217;le?&#8230; circumscrip\u021bie! A\u0219ea! Aia! Alt nume mai simplu n-or hi g\u0103sit?&#8230;<br \/>\n    M\u0103 rog!&#8230; \u0218i cum v\u0103 spuneam&#8230; Afar\u0103, o ploaieee!&#8230; Crezui c\u0103 a ie\u0219it R\u00eemnicu din matc\u0103, a\u0219a se str\u00e2nsese apa pe aleea din fa\u021ba blocului \u00een care cu mila lu&#8217; Cel de Sus locuiesc&#8230; Oricum, era ceva obi\u0219nuit la mine \u00een zon\u0103, dar, ori\u0219ic\u00e2t&#8230; C\u00e2nd v\u0103zui io apele alea umflate ca pe vremea lui Noe, odat\u0103 s-a umflat \u0219i gentile\u021bea \u00een mine \u0219i vrusei s\u0103-mi iau nevasta aferent\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be ca s-o trec prin ap\u0103, a\u0219a cum promisei odat\u0103 la biseric\u0103:,,la bine \u0219i la greu&#8230;\u201d Dar, ce s\u0103 vezi? O fi nevasta mea u\u0219uric\u0103, da&#8217; nici io nu mai am 20 de ani \u0219i nici vreun Iron Man nu sunt!&#8230; A\u0219a c\u0103, de la ,,a vrea\u201d p\u00e2n\u0103 la ,,a putea\u201d era o cale lung\u0103 \u0219i o durere de spate care-mi d\u0103dea t\u00e2rcoale&#8230; ,,Ce facem, nevast\u0103?\u201d zic eu uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 cu ochi bovini la imaginea care mi se reflecta \u00een apa tulbure? Nevestica mea nu-mi r\u0103spunse! Se uita \u0219i ea la mine cu ochii ei frumo\u0219i \u00een care citeam o imens\u0103 speran\u021b\u0103 \u0219i dorin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 fac ce-mi trecuse prin cap, adic\u0103 s-o iau \u00een bra\u021be&#8230; Se uita emo\u021bionat\u0103 la mine, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd momentul!&#8230; ,,Am dat de dracu&#8217;!\u201d zic \u00een mintea mea. Sunt \u00eentre dou\u0103 ,,furii\u201d: a naturii dezl\u0103n\u021buite \u0219i a nevestii nemul\u021bumite! ,,Ce fac?\u201d&#8230; ,,Cum fac s\u0103 scap?\u201d&#8230; ,,Barc\u0103 n-am&#8230;\u201d, ,,Moise nu sunt, s\u0103 despart apele&#8230;\u201d ,,Na, belea!\u201d ,,Cum fac s\u0103 votez? C\u0103 trebe s\u0103 votez, no matter how!. P\u0103i nu se poate, m\u0103-n\u021beledzi, ca tocmai eu, care de la pa\u0219&#8217;opt \u00eencoace&#8230; s\u0103 nu votez? Nu se f\u0103\u021bea, m\u0103-n\u021beledzi?&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n    B\u0103i, fra\u021bilor \u0219i cum m\u0103 zb\u0103team io \u00een&#8230; dileme p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t, \u00eenot\u00e2nd printre variantele cele mai bune de urmat, o dat\u0103 v\u0103z c\u0103 se despic\u0103 cerurile \u0219i iese soarele! Se opre\u0219te ploaia ca la comand\u0103 \u0219i se face lumin\u0103 \u0219i afar\u0103 \u0219i \u00een mintea mea! De emo\u021bie, mi-am luat nevasta de m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103 s-a \u0219i speriat s\u0103raca, de c\u00e2nd n-o mai luasem&#8230; \u0218i-i zic, \u00eencet, romantic, aproape \u0219optit: ,,Uite! A ie\u0219it soarele&#8230;\u201d ,,Da, m\u0103, v\u0103d! \u0218i acuma ce vrei, s\u0103 m\u0103 bag prin apa asta? Mai ai r\u0103bdare s\u0103 se retrag\u0103 apele astea!\u201d ,,Eeii, nu&#8230; ziceam \u0219i io a\u0219a! Facem cum spui tu, scumpa mea!\u201d&#8230; Mai s\u0103 m\u0103 podideasc\u0103 \u0219i pl\u00e2nsul de emo\u021bia momentului, dar m-am ab\u021binut de fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu creasc\u0103 apele la loc&#8230; B\u0103i, fra\u021bilor \u0219i am stat a\u0219a pe treptele din fa\u021ba blocului, \u021bin\u00e2ndu-ne de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i privind cum se retrag apele&#8230; \u0218i priveam&#8230; \u0219i priveam&#8230; \u0219i mie mi se p\u0103rea c\u0103 m-apuc\u0103 exit-poll-urile tot acolo, pentru c\u0103 apele nu mai voiau s\u0103 scad\u0103. Ca de obicei, nu m-am ,,panificat\u201d prea tare pentru c\u0103 aici \u00een zona noastr\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o r\u0103scruce de v\u00e2nturi, este \u0219i o ,,r\u0103scruce\u201d de ape care se adun\u0103 parc\u0103 de peste tot \u0219i se \u00eenghesuie la gurile de canal. Ce fel de guri or fi, nu \u0219tiu, dar nu fac deloc fa\u021b\u0103 acestui fenomen, transform\u00e2nd deseori zona \u00eentr-un ,,peisaj lacustru cu ma\u0219ini moarte\u201d&#8230; Alte ,,guri\u201d, rele, spun c\u0103 de vin\u0103 e canalizarea, dar ,,putem noi, oare, ca oameni, s\u0103 le \u0219tim pe toate?\u201d&#8230; Am p\u0103\u0219it timizi, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, pe drumul eliberat de ape, pe care \u00eenc\u0103 mai pluteau agale poze cu candida\u021bii de toate culorile, duse de curent \u00eencet, inevitabil, la&#8230; canal. Or fi fost \u0219i astea o cauz\u0103 c\u0103 s-au \u00eenfundat canalele, cine \u0219tie?&#8230; Cu fesele&#8230; ptiu!&#8230; cu fe\u021bele luminate de acel soare \u00eembietor la vot, ne-am exorcizat&#8230; ptiu! da&#8217; ce-am, b\u0103i, nene?&#8230; exercitat dreptul la vot! Singurul pe care toat\u0103 lumea \u021bi-l respect\u0103, ba chiar te \u00eentreab\u0103 curios de el&#8230;<br \/>\n    Ce bine-i dup\u0103 ce votezi! Daaa! Ie\u0219i lini\u0219tit, ca cet\u0103\u021beanul care \u0219i-a f\u0103cut datoria fa\u021b\u0103 de \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i&#8230; Comunitatea r\u00e2mnicean\u0103! \u0218i dup\u0103 aia a\u0219tep\u021bi! Cel mai r\u0103u e c\u00e2nd a\u0219tep\u021bi! Z\u0103u! Io, cel pu\u021bin, a\u0219a cred! \u0218i te \u00eentrebi: oare o ie\u0219i \u0103la de l-am votat io? Ca s\u0103 \u0219tiu dac\u0103 am avut m\u00e2n\u0103 bun\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 am \u0219i io satisfrec\u021bia&#8230; ptiu!&#8230; satisfac\u021bia c\u0103 am votat un c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor, nu un luz\u0103r!&#8230; Nu \u0219tiu ce-o fi cu mine de m-a lovit a\u0219a o sinceritate de era s\u0103 v\u0103 spui p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu cine am votat!&#8230; Noroc c\u0103 mi-am dat seama la timp!&#8230; Eeei, chiar p\u00e2n\u0103-ntr-at\u00e2t de sincer nu pot pentru ca s\u0103 fiu \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 mai spui \u0219i asta!&#8230; \u0218i-a\u0219a m-a luat ,,valul\u201d \u0219i v-am spus mai multe dec\u00e2t trebuia&#8230;  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; C\u0103 ce s\u0103 fac \u0219i io? 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