{"id":6260,"date":"2018-01-06T21:38:55","date_gmt":"2018-01-06T18:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6260"},"modified":"2018-01-06T21:38:55","modified_gmt":"2018-01-06T18:38:55","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-metru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6260","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Am per metru&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-7.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-7-300x175.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"175\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6262 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-7-300x175.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-7.jpeg 766w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/175;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-7-300x175.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"175\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-7-300x175.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-7.jpeg 766w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-6.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-6-300x177.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"177\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6261 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-6-300x177.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-6.jpeg 767w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/177;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-6-300x177.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"177\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-6-300x177.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-6.jpeg 767w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 b\u0103nui\u021bi c\u00e2te ceva despre ob\u00e2r\u0219iile tinere\u021bii. Am siguran\u021ba \u00een\u0219el\u0103rii voastre. Ochi, m\u00e2ini \u0219i picioare sprintene. Ten&#8230;, vorbii&#8230;, \u00eentins. Ei, nu! Totul const\u0103 \u00een inocen\u021b\u0103, \u00een c\u00e2t mai multe fapte \u0219i g\u00e2nduri r\u0103mase nedescoperite. \u00cen bucuria produs\u0103.<br \/>\n    Mul\u021bumesc, Facebook! Ai acest dar de-a scoate din impas subiectele \u0219i autorii, dai&#8230;. Da\u021bi. Voi. Pierdusem farmecul primelor fraze, m\u0103 furase o u\u0219oar\u0103 stare de bine \u0219i-mi anihilase toate inten\u021biile, m\u0103 r\u0103t\u0103cisem \u00een profunzimea extazului sufletesc de unde rar se las\u0103 \u00eeng\u0103imat\u0103 o bur\u0103 de cuvinte, c\u00e2nd copilul din mine se treze\u0219te, hoin\u0103re\u0219te nestingherit, sare, alearg\u0103 cu m\u00e2inile f\u0103cute zmeu, st\u0103 \u00een col\u021bul privirii cu fiecare pulsa\u021bie solar\u0103 \u0219i le face curcubeu, c\u0103l\u0103re\u0219te bure\u021bii noratici apo\u0219i \u0219i-noat\u0103 \u00een m\u0103rile amiezelor, inventeaz\u0103 b\u0103\u0219ici engleze\u0219ti \u0219i le trimite-n poarta din gardul vecin Messi-anic.<br \/>\n    Ce fericire \u00een amatorismul \u0103sta, chiar cu riscul de-a fi luat de ultim\u0103 g\u0103in\u0103, stau confortabil \u00een postur\u0103, uitare, ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, cred c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 suf\u0103r de plictisul aferent fiec\u0103rui an depus la monotona cin\u0103 a vie\u021bii, timpurilor acestea supuse extrac\u021biilor for\u021bate de natur\u0103, pur\u0103 sau smirnuit\u0103, le-am g\u0103sit un sens aparte, cum pu\u021bini se pot declara mul\u021bumi\u021bi. Iar nout\u0103\u021bile asimilate cu puerila dare de seam\u0103 au darul de a m\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2nta extraordinar.<br \/>\n     Devin chiar invidios, \u00eentr-o sine unde competi\u021biile au loc doar cu siamezul conlocuitor, acela ce reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u021bin\u0103 uneori de la comportamente mai pu\u021bin etice, \u0219i se chinuie s\u0103rmanul s\u0103 m\u0103 aduc\u0103 la linia de sosire a ra\u021biunii teaf\u0103r mereu, pe inventatorii de r\u00e2nd ai cuvintelor. Nici nu v\u0103 pute\u021bi imagina ce construc\u021bii logice \u00eencerc, c\u00e2te scenarii posibile se deruleaz\u0103 ipotetic \u00een \u00eencercarea rolului mintal&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Fugu\u021ba la dic\u021bionar. ,,A a vut loc brevetarea unei noi forme lexicale!&#8221;, citat propriu momentan, \u0219i-am sc\u0103pat momentul lans\u0103rii oficiale. ,,Umiliant&#8221;. Raritatea unei astfel de viziuni provine nu din necunoa\u0219tere, ci din multitudinea de flexiuni atribuite l\u0103rgirii sferei cognitive, \u00een particular unor \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021bi dispu\u0219i la \u00eennodare de limb\u0103. Primul are existen\u021ba nul\u0103, al doilea, material didactic, st\u0103 \u00een cumpenele mele, dac\u0103 s\u0103-l accept sau dac\u0103 s\u0103-l trec la expirate \u0219i inutilizabile: ,,umilia\u021biune&#8221;. Atribuit lui Hasdeu.<br \/>\n     Se spune, cineva mi-a indus un num\u0103r mic\u0219orat, c\u0103 spa\u021biul lexical rom\u00e2nesc ar fi printre cele mai s\u0103race, c\u0103 dic\u021bionarul nostru s-ar clasa la jum\u0103tate plus unu fa\u021b\u0103 de limba englez\u0103 \u0219i eram gata s\u0103 contrazic persoana d\u00e2nd exemplul americanului dispus s\u0103 arunce lestul pre\u021bioaselor vorbe ronde ce-au \u00eemp\u00e2nzit mapamondul muzical, partea cult\u0103, spre a comunica c\u00e2t se poate de rapid \u0219i pe-n\u021belesul tuturor, demonstra\u021bie f\u0103r\u0103 nevoi de verificabilitate, na\u021bia le-a ajuns \u00een toate ungherele cu doar c\u00e2teva silabe: go, up, down \u0219i-un is de pus la existen\u021b\u0103 simplificat\u0103.<br \/>\n     Prin urmare, zbaterea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 din secolele trecute n-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 claseze etnia noastr\u0103 \u00een frunte, nici Iorga, nici vreun altul n-a avut eficien\u021ba scontat\u0103, \u00eempleticelile lingvistice reu\u0219ind s\u0103 scoat\u0103 din noi, dintr-o fudulie m\u00e2ndriceasc\u0103 (hai c\u0103-s \u0219i eu din popor!), doar prostia cea mai evident\u0103. Ca-n cazul citat.<br \/>\n    ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 b\u0103nui\u021bi c\u00e2te ceva despre ob\u00e2r\u0219iile tinere\u021bii. Am siguran\u021ba \u00een\u0219el\u0103rii voastre. Ochi, m\u00e2ini \u0219i picioare sprintene. Ten&#8230;, vorbii&#8230;, \u00eentins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6262,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6263,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260\/revisions\/6263"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}