{"id":6247,"date":"2018-01-03T00:33:55","date_gmt":"2018-01-02T21:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6247"},"modified":"2018-01-03T00:33:55","modified_gmt":"2018-01-02T21:33:55","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-operatii-isterice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6247","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Opera\u021bii&#8230; isterice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-2.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-2-300x244.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"244\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6248 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-2-300x244.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-2.jpeg 531w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/244;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-2-300x244.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"244\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6248\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-2-300x244.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-2.jpeg 531w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Dragii mei, bunii mei, minuna\u021bii mei, poporul meu inventiv!<br \/>\n    Golanilor! C\u0103 nu v\u0103 st\u0103 mintea mai departe de-o \u00eenchipuire \u00een ton cu retrogradele planete puse-n calea constela\u021biilor. Una \u0219tiin\u021bifico-popular\u0103, fundat\u0103 pe nescrisa lege, printre miile cu valoare de adev\u0103r, ,,Cea mai bun\u0103 legum\u0103-i carnea!&#8221; De-o fi de r\u00e2tan, cu at\u00e2t mai bine. Se pare \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 rom\u00e2nul, suspicios, ne\u00een\u021beles de \u00eentregul mapamond, a mai ad\u0103ugat o categorie pentru dovada de net\u0103g\u0103duit c\u0103 spusele-i au \u00eent\u00e2ietate: ,,fructele&#8221; de cote\u021b. Carevas\u0103zic\u0103 nu organele, nu pre\u021bioasele spin\u0103ri, costi\u021bele \u0219i nici jambonul nu au puteri miraculoase, ci acele p\u0103r\u021bi din setul \u00eemprumutat de la pitorescul P\u0103cal\u0103: copitele. Buturii purcelului! Recomandate f\u0103r\u0103 fasolea aniversar\u0103, felul preferat al \u00eendobitocitului \u021b\u0103ran momit, cel pu\u021bin \u00een primul r\u0103zboi mondial, c\u0103 va servi apoi fripturi pe tarlaua proprie, lucru veridic \u021bin\u00e2nd cont c\u0103 la parastasurile de pomenire a tot fost invocat, dup\u0103 obiceiurile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, ,,S\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i el pe lumea ailalt\u0103.&#8221; Pentru dame, beneficiarele remediilor ascunse ale fierberilor la ceaun. Da, partea aceea care se plimb\u0103 nestingherit\u0103 prin dejec\u021bii ia cu m\u00e2na cutele de pe fa\u021b\u0103. S\u0103n\u0103toase-s!<br \/>\n    Aici, la noi, a ajuns lumea fandosit\u0103, clocitele-alea de \u021ba\u021be se-nro\u0219esc la bot mai ceva dec\u00e2t curcile \u00een \u00eenfoierea cea mai m\u00e2ndr\u0103, baticitele la ceaf\u0103, femei la finele primei tinere\u021bi, practic\u0103 mariajul cu tratamentele faciale, s\u0103tule de clasicele buieli, cleopatricele prafuri \u0219i creme, g\u00e2nditu-s-au c\u0103 exper\u021bii \u0219i noile lor experimente trezesc la via\u021b\u0103 tegumentele \u0219i le fac fecioare neprih\u0103nite. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i mucoasele de pe \u0219an\u021b, nu mai servesc laptele \u0219i cornul dac\u0103 nu li se pune-n zori pe pome\u021bi un dram de fard, educa\u021bia lor are lips\u0103 capitolul genetic\u0103, m\u0103\u0219tile remediatoare pe carnea fraged\u0103 fac mai mare paguba. M\u0103car de-ar avea ce \u00eendrepta, dar nu-i nicio imperfec\u021biune pe chipul copilelor.<br \/>\n     Pielea, afurisita asta de carcas\u0103 perdant\u0103 la plasticitate, merit\u0103, ne fenteaz\u0103 produc\u0103torii cosmeticieni, cea mai atent\u0103 \u00eengrijire, de la naturi\u0219ti la agrean\u021bii chimiei ca remediu contra lax\u0103rii, to\u021bi sunt de acord c\u0103 ,,botoxul&#8221; din substan\u021bele existente pe Terra produc momentan un reviriment \u0219i nu scap\u0103 ocazia \u00eentocmirii unei liste trebuincioase. Damelor. Descoperirea mea \u00eentre acestea a unora ciud\u0103\u021bele m-a determinat s\u0103 punctez c\u00e2teva curiozit\u0103\u021bi. Prima ar servi la conturarea unor abord\u0103ri pentru d\u00e2nsele \u0219i alegerea solu\u021biei ideale. Convins nu sunt \u00eentrutotul, n-a r\u0103mas una t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 dup\u0103 consumul poamelor Goji, longevitatea propus\u0103 prin plusul de energie nu scute\u0219te femeile de riduri. \u0102h\u0103h\u0103!, au filmat discovery-i\u0219tii ni\u0219te mumii prin Tibet, vii, cu suta de ani \u00een cap, dar de pl\u00e2ns, numai om nu te mai nume\u0219ti dac\u0103 gioalele-s \u021bepene \u0219i musculatura fibr\u0103 de copac uscat! \u0218i la ce bun c\u0103 men\u021bin ochiul limpede, s\u0103 se priveasc\u0103 \u00een oglind\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 sperie? Nici ceaiul verde nu de\u021bine re\u021beta miraculoas\u0103, frunzuli\u021ba lui v\u0103 scap\u0103 de chelirea total\u0103-n cavitatea bucal\u0103. Urm\u0103toarea propunere m\u0103 determin\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 socotesc sorocit c\u0103-s b\u0103rbat, sucul de citrice pe burta goal\u0103 m\u0103 ucide, iar aciditatea compu\u0219ilor rodiei \u00eemi inspir\u0103 aceea\u0219i ne\u00eencredere. Uleiul de pe\u0219te? Yac! Doar ca spirit de glum\u0103 v\u0103 recomand dudele, \u00een special una&#8230;, \u00eens\u0103, dup\u0103 cum am v\u0103zut, efectele imediate, un organism mai pu\u021bin obosit \u0219i anemic nu l-au \u00eempiedicat pe rege s\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Revenind la \u00een\u021belepciunea dacic\u0103, v\u0103 jur c\u0103 celui mai delicios gr\u0103tar nu-i lipse\u0219te porcul, poate \u0219i-o piele de pui ars\u0103, servirea fructului de baobab fript, cu toat\u0103 vitamina lui, devenind un moft cotidian excentric. Aripioare de rechin import\u0103m?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragii mei, bunii mei, minuna\u021bii mei, poporul meu inventiv! Golanilor! C\u0103 nu v\u0103 st\u0103 mintea mai departe de-o \u00eenchipuire \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6248,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6247"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6249,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6247\/revisions\/6249"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}