{"id":6239,"date":"2017-12-31T11:46:21","date_gmt":"2017-12-31T08:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6239"},"modified":"2018-01-01T11:48:34","modified_gmt":"2018-01-01T08:48:34","slug":"caruta-virgule-micii-berea-iarba-verde-acasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6239","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Micii, berea \u0219i iarba verde de acas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-300x188.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6240 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-300x188.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image.jpeg 646w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/188;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-300x188.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image-300x188.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/image.jpeg 646w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Franz, un neam\u0163 venit \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, prieten cu Marin \u015fi Vasile, b\u0103ie\u0163i sub\u0163iri cu cefe groase, a fost martorul obiceiurilor noastre din perioada s\u0103rb\u0103torilor care tocmai au trecut. Marin \u015fi Vasile \u015fi-au l\u0103sat cu bucurie nevestele \u015fi copiii acas\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eendreapt\u0103 spre locul numit ,,iarb\u0103 verde\u201d\u2026<br \/>\n    &#8211; Libertate, frateee! F\u0103r\u0103 nevesteeee! Beleaaa!<br \/>\n    Manelele url\u0103 \u00een boxele ,,rechinului\u201d, cum \u00eel alint\u0103 Vasile, de fapt un BMW ultimul tip. Aproape de locul de destina\u0163ie, Franz, care mai rupe pu\u0163in rom\u00e2ne\u015fte, g\u00e2nde\u015fte cu voce tare, privind pierdut prin geamurile fumurii:<br \/>\n   &#8211; Voi rom\u00e2nii pute\u0163i spune c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 sunte\u0163i ferici\u0163i. Nu ave\u0163i at\u00e2tea reguli de respectat cum avem noi.<br \/>\n   &#8211; Ba avem, prietene! zice url\u00e2nd Vasile. Da\u2019 cine s\u0103 le impun\u0103? \u015ei mai ales cine s\u0103 le respecte? Ha, ha!<br \/>\n   Franz vede mul\u0163imea de ma\u015fini \u015fi g\u0103tare fumeg\u00e2nd din greu de o parte \u015fi de alta a drumului \u015fi se treze\u015fte din visare:<br \/>\n   &#8211; Kan nicht! Nu se poate! Asemenea dezastru! Das is verboten\u2026 interzis  s\u0103 face\u0163i feuer deschis la marginea wald\u2026 p\u0103durii, at\u00e2ta fum \u015fi zgomot? Nicht forster?&#8230;<br \/>\n   &#8211; Auzi, b\u0103 Franz? Pui cam multe \u00eentreb\u0103ri pentru un musafir! P\u0103i cine dracu\u2019 crezi c\u0103 are tupeu s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 puhoiului \u0103sta de oameni c\u0103 n-are voie s\u0103 fac\u0103 aia \u015fi aia \u015fi ailalt\u0103? Trebuie s\u0103 fie ori foarte prost, ori nebun s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta.<br \/>\n   &#8211; \u00cen Germania nu voie facem a\u015fa ceva! Nicht! Noi face grill mic, pl\u0103te\u0219te taxa, dupa aia face cur\u0103\u021benie absoluten! Nicht abfall&#8230; gunoi! Noi pl\u0103te\u0219te geldstrafe mult\u0103. Amend\u0103 mult\u0103\u2026 Oriunde \u00een lume se procedeaz\u0103 a\u015fa&#8230;<br \/>\n    &#8211; Marine, opre\u015fte b\u0103 colo, c\u0103 m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 Fran\u0163 \u0103sta cu figurile lui! Bag\u0103-te \u00eentre fraierii \u0103ia, c\u0103 o s\u0103 plece ei singuri c\u00e2nd om b\u0103ga maxim \u00een boxe! A\u015faaaa! La o parte c\u0103 vine rechinuuu\u2019\u2026\u015feptaruuu! Deci,Fran\u0163\u2026 pot s\u0103-\u0163i zic prietene?<br \/>\n   &#8211; Ja !\u2026<br \/>\n   &#8211; M\u0103 la\u015fi cu regulile voastre? \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd aici nu e\u015fti ,,oriunde \u00een lume\u201d, da? S\u0103-\u0163i fie clar! Aici e\u015fti \u00een Rom\u00e2nia ,,The land of choice\u201d, a\u015fa c\u0103 avem de ales s\u0103 facem ce vrem, cum vrem, pe unde vrem\u2026 Auzi, la el! Tax\u0103! Numa\u2019 fraierii pl\u0103te\u015fte tax\u0103, b\u0103! Pentru b\u0103ie\u0163ii fini ca noi e gratis toate! \u015ei apoi s-ar duce dracu\u2019 tot ,,fun\u201d-ul dac\u0103 nu la\u015fi m\u0103car un semn c\u0103 ai fost pe-aicea! Ia du-te tu  p\u00e2n\u0103 la copacu\u2019 \u0103la de colo!&#8230; \u0102la\u2026 A\u015fa\u2026 Ce scrie pe el?&#8230; A?<br \/>\n   &#8211; M+V= Friends\u2026 Was ist das?<br \/>\n   &#8211; Nici un vasistdas, b\u0103! Asta, prietene, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 am mai fost aici! Adic\u0103 Marin \u015fi Vasile sunt preteni\u2026 Nu, Marine?<br \/>\n   &#8211; A\u015fa-i, Vasile, s\u0103 moar\u0103 calu\u2019 lu\u2019 Napoleon! Esteeee! Se \u015ftie!<br \/>\n   &#8211; Was sagen? Ce spune?&#8230;<br \/>\n   -Zice c\u0103 a\u015fa e\u2026<br \/>\n   &#8211; Was?&#8230;<br \/>\n   &#8211; Zice c\u0103\u2026 Marine, d\u0103 dracu\u2019 muzica aia mai \u00eencet c\u0103 nu-l aud p\u0103 fraieru\u2019 \u0103sta! B\u0103, n-auzi?!&#8230; Fi-\u0163i-ar Salamu\u2019 \u015fi Gu\u0163\u0103-ai dracu\u2019!\u2026 A\u015fa, b\u0103! S\u0103 ne-n\u0163elegem oleac\u0103 cu \u0103sta\u2026 Zice c\u0103 a\u015fa e. Suntem prieteni.<br \/>\n   &#8211; Bine, dar nu verboten la voi distruge\u0163i copacii, natura? S\u0103 face\u0163i at\u00e2ta fum&#8230; poluare\u2026<br \/>\n   &#8211; Deci, prietene! Noi rom\u00e2nii avem o vorb\u0103: ,,Codru-i frate cu rom\u00e2nu\u2019!\u201d A\u015fa c\u0103 nu se sup\u0103r\u0103 dac\u0103-i mai rupem c\u00e2te o creang\u0103, dou\u0103 sau un copac-doi, a\u015fa ca-ntre fra\u0163i\u2026 Ha, ha, ha! Iar cu fumu\u2019\u2026 S\u0103 zice\u0163i mersi \u0103\u015ftia\u2026 civiliza\u0163ii, c\u0103 cu fumu\u2019 nostru mai peticim gaura aia de ozon\u2026 \u015ei unde mai pui c\u0103 peticul \u0103la mai miroase \u015fi a mici, c\u00e2rna\u0163i, pulpe de pui, pe\u015fte\u2026 Hai c\u0103-mi plou\u0103-n gur\u0103! Ia mai bag-o bere, c\u0103 doar nu ne-ntoarcem cu ele acas\u0103!&#8230;nS\u0103 profit\u0103m c\u0103 nu ne trage nimeni de aten\u0163ie c\u0103 bem prea mult! Ce-ai r\u0103mas, b\u0103 a\u015fa?&#8230; Ia \u015fi bag\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai apuci dac\u0103 te mai g\u00e2nde\u015fti mult!&#8230; Marine, ce-are \u0103sta b\u0103? B\u0103, Fran\u0163, zi, b\u0103 ceva!<br \/>\n   &#8211; Mein got! Wunderbar!&#8230;<br \/>\n   &#8211; Vasile! Ce zice \u0103sta, b\u0103?<br \/>\n   &#8211; Nu \u015ftiu, Marine, s\u0103 moar\u0103 mama!&#8230; B\u0103! Te ia dracu\u2019 dac\u0103 ne-njuri, auzi? Scot b\u00e2ta din ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi-\u0163i dau de sari\u2026 La ce te holbezi, b\u0103, fi-\u0163i-ar ochelarii de r\u00e2s\u2026?<br \/>\n   &#8211; Fraulein\u2026 Gutten morgen! Wie geht es dir? \u2026<br \/>\n   &#8211; B\u0103, stai dracu\u2019 potol! Ce, \u0163i s-a pus pata pe aia? Fran\u0163, tat\u0103! Vreau s\u0103 pleci s\u0103n\u0103tos de-acilea de la noi!N-o mai arde \u00een nem\u0163e\u015fte cu ea c\u0103 nu \u015ftie de-astea! D\u0103-i cu spaniol\u0103, italian\u0103, francez\u0103\u2026 de-astea, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci o treab\u0103. De nevoie merge \u015fi oleac\u0103 de englez\u0103\u2026 Sau, mai sigur bag\u0103 limba gimnastic\u0103, c\u0103  p-asta sigur o \u00een\u0163elege! Arat\u0103-i semnu\u2019 \u0103la universal\u2026 \u015etii tu!<br \/>\n   &#8211; Wunderbar! Ja!<br \/>\n   &#8211; B\u0103, am glumit! Stai aci c\u0103 te umpli de carcalaci\u2026 Mimozo! Pleac\u0103, f\u0103, de-acilea c\u0103-mi strici chefu\u2019 \u015fi impresia str\u0103inilor despre noi. Du-te la altu\u2019 c\u0103 \u0103sta e obiectiv strategic\u2026. Au! \u015ease!&#8230; Poli\u0163aii!&#8230; \u2019Tr\u0103i\u0163i, \u015fefuuu!&#8230; Un mic, o bere?&#8230; (printre din\u0163i): \u2018R-a\u0163i ai dracu\u2019 de nasoi!<br \/>\n   &#8211; Die polizei! Probleme? Geldstrafe&#8230; Amenda?<br \/>\n   &#8211; B\u0103, da\u2019 speria\u0163i mai sunte\u0163i voi, nem\u0163ii! Cine s\u0103 dea amend\u0103? Poli\u0163ia? E \u015fi ei de-ai no\u015ftri, b\u0103ie\u0163i sub\u0163iri. Mai m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 un mic colo, o bere colo c\u0103 e \u015fi ei oameni, ce dracu\u2019!<br \/>\n   &#8211; B\u0103, Marine! Mai vorbe\u015fte \u015fi tu cu \u0103sta c\u0103 pe mine m\u0103 dor m\u00e2inile de at\u00e2tea vorbe \u015fi explica\u0163ii.<br \/>\n   &#8211; Deh, b\u0103, Vasile! Dac\u0103 te-ai dat de\u015ftept, ce s\u0103-\u0163i fac? Nu l-ai adus tu? Tu s\u0103 ai grija lui!&#8230; Iote la \u0103ia, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f! A dat fumu\u2019 pe noi! B\u0103\u0103! \u0162ine-\u0163i-v\u0103 fumu\u2019 la voi acolo c\u0103 v\u0103 ia mama dracu\u2019! Fraierilor! \u015ei Marin r\u00e2g\u00e2ie m\u00e2ndru nevoie-mare b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-se pe burt\u0103, plin de satisfac\u0163ie c\u0103 fraierii au mutat fumul \u00een alt\u0103 parte\u2026<br \/>\n    Seara coboar\u0103 \u00eencet pe nesim\u0163ite peste nesim\u0163i\u0163i, iar h\u0103rm\u0103laia de la marginea p\u0103durii se stinge \u015fi ea. \u00cen aer mai persist\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 miros de fum, mici \u015fi c\u00e2rna\u0163i ar\u015fi. Una c\u00e2te una, bar\u0103 la bar\u0103, ma\u015finile se aliniaz\u0103 pe drumul de \u00eentoarcere. Petrec\u0103re\u0163ii fluier\u0103, url\u0103 \u015fi vomit\u0103 prin geamurile ma\u015finilor, lu\u00e2ndu-\u015fi astfel ,,la revedere\u201d de la gunoaiele l\u0103sate cu generozitate \u00een urm\u0103. Franz, se uit\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 \u015fi zice ca pentru el: ,,Drace! \u015ei totu\u015fi, unde a fost aerul curat, lini\u015ftea \u015fi verdea\u0163a pentru care am venit aici? Frumoas\u0103 \u0163ar\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia! P\u0103cat c\u0103 e locuit\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Franz, un neam\u0163 venit \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, prieten cu Marin \u015fi Vasile, b\u0103ie\u0163i sub\u0163iri cu cefe groase, a fost martorul obiceiurilor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6240,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6239"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6241,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6239\/revisions\/6241"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}