{"id":6155,"date":"2017-12-13T21:47:21","date_gmt":"2017-12-13T18:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6155"},"modified":"2017-12-13T21:48:39","modified_gmt":"2017-12-13T18:48:39","slug":"caruta-virgule-insula-pierzaniei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6155","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Insula pierzaniei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-8-300x171.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"171\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6157 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-8-300x171.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-8.jpeg 620w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/171;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-8-300x171.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"171\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-8-300x171.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-8.jpeg 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Zilele astea s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat ni\u0219te chestii care dep\u0103\u0219esc ni\u0219te treburi&#8230; Am aflat, de exemplu c\u0103 \u00een geografia \u021b\u0103rii noastre exist\u0103 o insul\u0103 numit\u0103 Beline! Acuma, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 dep\u0103rtez oleac\u0103 de subect, din c\u00e2t\u0103 geografie \u0219tiu io, auzisem c\u0103 ezist\u0103 mai multe feluri de relief&#8230; Bre, relief \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103, nu RELIEF \u00een engleza brexitar\u0103!<br \/>\n     Buuun! \u0218i zice la carte c\u0103 ezist\u0103 \u0219i relief f\u0103cut d\u0103 m\u00e2na omului, care se nume\u0219te antropic. Adic\u0103telea, cum ar veni, omu&#8217;, \u00een marea lui arogan\u021b\u0103, a vrut s\u0103 s\u0103 compare cu \u0102l de Sus \u0219i s-a apucat s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i el o lume mai mic\u0103, cu m\u00e2na lui. C\u0103, vorba aia: ,,Ce-\u0219i face omu&#8217; cu m\u00e2na lui&#8230; relief(eng) se nume\u0219te!\u201d Da&#8217; ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 to\u021bi oaminii poa&#8217; s\u0103 fac\u0103 ei reliefuri de-astea a\u0219a&#8230; dup\u0103 cum li se scoal\u0103&#8230; p\u0103ru&#8217; p\u0103 spate? Pi, unde-am ajunge atuncea? De-aia avem democra\u021bie! Ca \u0103ia de i-am ales s\u0103 fac\u0103 ei pentru to\u021bi \u0219i p\u0103ntru fi\u0219tecare-n parte!<br \/>\n      Ei, \u0219i p\u0103 principiul \u0103sta, coroborat (hai c\u0103 mi-a ie\u0219it!) cu \u0103l\u0103lalt care &#8216;ce c\u0103 ,,cine-mparte, parte-\u0219i face\u201d, Dragnea, care-i \u0103l mai primu-n stat, chiar \u0219i peste prezidentu&#8217; nostru, s-a trezit el mai antropic a\u0219a \u00eentr-o demenea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i a z\u00e2s:<br \/>\n    ,,- B\u0103, frumos sunt, musta\u021b\u0103 am, mare \u0219ef sunt&#8230; Ce-ar fi s\u0103 am \u0219i io o insul\u0103 a mea \u0219i numa&#8217; a mea, s\u0103 n-o mai \u00eemp\u0103r\u021besc cu niminea, cu to\u021bi pro\u0219tii \u0103ia de m-a ales ei p\u0103 mine s\u0103 le fac bine&#8230;! Adic\u0103, s\u0103 fiu \u0219i io un Orbinson Crucioe de-\u0103la, c\u0103 tare mi-a pl\u0103cut c\u00e2nd am cetit cartea!<br \/>\n    ,,-Sevil, favorita mea la primi-minsterie! Rovana, membrul meu&#8230; de partid \u0219i de stat! Muzele mele! Ce v\u0103 roag\u0103 t\u0103ticu&#8217; vostru? Ghidi, ghidi!&#8230; Who&#8217;s your daddy?&#8230; Deci, ia f\u0103ce\u021bi voi cumva, la un fel s\u0103 am \u0219i io insula mea! Nu \u0219tiu cum f\u0103ce\u021bi! Schimba\u021bi geografia dac\u0103 trebe, da&#8217; io f\u0103r\u0103 insul\u0103 nu mai stau! Adic\u0103 mai stau la partid, da&#8217; ziceam a\u0219a ipotenuzic!&#8230; \u0218i ca s\u0103 nu v\u0103 bate\u021bi voi c\u0103p\u0219oarili voastre frumoase prea mult, v\u0103 spune t\u0103ticu&#8217; vostru care e aleasa mea! Nu, nu de voi e vorba! De insul\u0103, ziceam! M-am g\u00e2ndit la Beline! Ai? Ce zice\u021bi? Nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103-i frumoas\u0103? \u0218i n-ar fi p\u0103cat s-o foloseasc\u0103 to\u021bi plebeii, s\u0103-\u0219i bat\u0103 joc d\u0103 ea? Iote cum f\u0103cem! Tragem o linie p\u0103 hart\u0103 acilea iote&#8230; a\u0219eeea&#8230; \u0219i de-acilea-ncolo-i al meu, restu&#8217; e al poporetului votant! Io zic c\u0103-i o \u00eemp\u0103r\u021beal\u0103 cinstit\u0103! S\u0103 zic\u0103 mersi c\u0103 nu iau toat\u0103 Dun\u0103rea sau toat\u0103 \u021bara p\u0103 persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103 ca s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i io singur \u00een ea!<br \/>\n      Ei, ce zice fetele? Se bag\u0103 la oleac\u0103 d\u0103 antropizare?&#8230; P\u0103 musta\u021ba mea, c\u0103 dac\u0103 f\u0103ce\u021bi voi asta p\u0103ntru mine, o s\u0103-mi sta\u021bi numa&#8217; de-a st\u00e2nga \u0219i de-a dreapta mea! Tu, Sevil, o s\u0103-mi gu\u0219ti b\u0103utura, iar tu Rovana, o s\u0103-mi gu\u0219ti&#8230; ia s\u0103 vedem, ce-ai putea s\u0103-mi gu\u0219ti?&#8230; A! Da, \u0218tiu! O s\u0103-mi gu\u0219ti \u0219tiucile p\u0103 care o s\u0103 le prinz io ca Primu&#8217; Pescar al \u021b\u0103rii \u0103steia de infractori, \u00een care io sunt cel dint\u00e2i!.. C\u00e2t?!&#8230; Fetelor, fetelor&#8230;Pute\u021bi mai mult de-at\u00e2t! Hai, ar\u0103ta\u021bi-mi c\u00e2t m\u0103 venera\u021bi!&#8230; \u00cen 24 de ore? Hm&#8230;\u0218tiu \u0219i io?!&#8230; Ce dracu&#8217; , m\u0103, fetelor?! Ne fac pe noi ni\u0219te am\u0103r\u00e2te d\u0103 legi? P\u0103i, noi facem legile, nu ele p\u0103 noi, a\u021bi uitat?&#8230; Cine, m\u0103??? DNA-ul? M\u0103 scuza\u021bi, da&#8217; io p\u0103 DNA fac un dublu pi! \u0218i p\u0103 Codru\u021ba Blegu\u021ba la fel, da?&#8230;Eeeei! E altceva!! A\u0219a v\u0103 vreau! Deci, Rovana mi-ai pl\u0103cut, feti\u021b\u0103! O insul\u0103 \u00een 17 ore? Cam c\u00e2t ar fi pentru toat\u0103 \u021bara?&#8230; Hai c-am glumit! Hai! Lucra\u021bi frumos, \u00een echip\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een week-end vreau s\u0103 dau la \u0219tiuci p\u0103 Belina, da?&#8230; M-am n\u0103scut \u00een Teleorman, m\u0103\u0103i! \/ \u0218i sunt dumnezeu uman m\u0103\u0103\u0103i! \/ Trag o linie pe hart\u0103 \/ \u0218i-mi trag Dun\u0103rea la poart\u0103, m\u0103\u0103\u0103i! \/ La la la laila la \/ O s\u0103 am insula mea!&#8230;<br \/>\n    Dup\u0103 o vreme\u2026<br \/>\n    Audiat \u00een dosarul insulei Belina, \u00een care Sevil Shhaideh \u0219i Rovana Plumb au calitatea de suspect, Liviu Dragnea a declarat urm\u0103toarele:<br \/>\n    ,,- Cine? Io? Nu, nici vorb\u0103! Sevil \u0219i Rovana&#8230; Este o \u00eenscenare a adversarilor politici, \u00een special a lui Ponta care-i cu m\u00e2na p\u0103 sus \u0219i se cere s\u0103 fie audiat \u00eempotriva mea!&#8230; For\u021be str\u0103ine vor s\u0103 destabilizeze \u021bara&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele astea s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat ni\u0219te chestii care dep\u0103\u0219esc ni\u0219te treburi&#8230; Am aflat, de exemplu c\u0103 \u00een geografia \u021b\u0103rii noastre exist\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6155"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6158,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6155\/revisions\/6158"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}