{"id":6126,"date":"2017-12-07T20:53:33","date_gmt":"2017-12-07T17:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6126"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:03:03","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:03:03","slug":"spatii-culturale-55-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6126","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 55 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n   Miez de noiembrie. Un depozit oarecare din dulcele\/s\u0103ratul t\u00e2rg, v\u00e2nt rece, soare, c\u00e2\u021biva nori\u0219ori de decor \u0219i un muncitor necalificat fluier\u00e2nd vesel \u201eJingle bells\u201d. Fire\u0219te, car\u0103 peturi de Coca-cola, bucuria copiilor cu p\u0103rin\u021bi iresponsabili \u0219i a medicilor de la oncologie; cum fostele \u201enavete\u201d, ca \u0219i sticlele din ele, au disp\u0103rut la pu\u021bin\u0103 vreme dup\u0103 evenimentele din decembrie, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 sunt \u201ebaxuri\u201d (probabil, de la englezescul \u201ebox\u201d), cu otrav\u0103 frumos ambalat\u0103 \u00een plastic, \u0219i s\u0103-l l\u0103s\u0103m pe t\u00e2n\u0103rul care fluier\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul la Cr\u0103ciun s\u0103 le mute fericit dintr-un loc \u00eentr-altul, c\u0103 depozitul e mare: en gros (angro) \u0219i en detail. Este un depozit rezistent: a trecut prin cutremurul din 77 cu bine, a supravie\u021buit \u201eajutoarelor\u201d depozitate \u00een el de str\u0103inii milo\u0219i veni\u021bi s\u0103 ca\u0219te gura la popula\u021bia ie\u0219it\u0103 de sub regimul comunist, asalturilor de zi \u0219i de noapte ale chilipirgiilor de etnie sau f\u0103r\u0103 de etnie, precum \u0219i focurilor aprinse ca s\u0103 nu dea ho\u021bii \u0219i alte r\u0103pitoare din sol, subsol sau din aerul \u00eenc\u0103 mirosind a praf de pu\u0219c\u0103 dup\u0103 scenariul sergioniculescian. C\u0103 zidurile \u2013 vechi \u0219i co\u0219covite, cu mari pete de igrasie \u00eentinse pe mari suprafe\u021be ca ni\u0219te h\u0103r\u021bi ale no man`s land \u2013 mai stau \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een picioare e un miracol, cum miracol e \u0219i faptul c\u0103 n-a zburat \u00eenc\u0103 acoperi\u0219ul sub care cucuvelele ocrotite de toate organiza\u021biile ecologice puiesc, vestind, la vreme de noapte, alte \u0219i alte mor\u021bi \u00een cartier. Cine-a zis c\u0103 numai la Cotroceni c\u00e2nt\u0103 cucuvelele n-a fost niciodat\u0103 \u00eentr-un depozit cum este cel despre care tocmai facem vorbire.<\/p>\n<p>Leg\u00e2nd (ori desp\u0103r\u021bind, depinde de varianta optimist\u0103\/pesimist\u0103 din care prive\u0219ti) dou\u0103 str\u0103zi, depozitul este un personaj balzacian, care-\u0219i duce zilele independent de voin\u021ba de\u021bin\u0103torului legal: spun \u201ede\u021bin\u0103tor\u201d, fiindc\u0103, oric\u00e2t a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 cred retras\u0103 din realitate, scriitorul e scriitor \u0219i patronul e patron (\u201ede\u021bin\u0103tor legal\u201d), \u00eentre ei nicio punte imaginar\u0103 nefiind posibil\u0103. Ca orice personaj, are hachi\u021bele lui (por\u021bi de tabl\u0103 ruginite, u\u0219i din lemn v\u0103ruit c\u00e2ndva \u00een alb \u0219i sineal\u0103, un fel de cerdac pe care stau stivuite cutii de toate m\u0103rimile, cu un con\u021binut care nu merit\u0103 nici un comentariu), dar, mai presus de toate, are un farmec ce vine de departe, din vremea c\u00e2nd la noi nu se descoperiser\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 binefacerile asfaltului \u0219i s\u0103 circuli civilizat \u00eensemna s\u0103 nu dai \u00een gropi. Trecerea de la o strad\u0103 la alta \u0219i dintr-o poart\u0103 \u00eentr-alta se face printr-o curte cu h\u00e2rtoape, plin\u0103 de b\u0103ltoace c\u00e2nd plou\u0103, cleioas\u0103 chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd nu curge nimic din cer, prin care po\u021bi trece \u00eenc\u0103l\u021bat oricum, numai cu pantofi nu. Ca \u00een orice teritoriu minat, \u021bi-ar exploda sub tocuri minibombe de sare, n\u0103mol, de\u0219euri str\u0103vechi, macerate \u00een urina tuturor c\u00e2inilor vagabonzi \u0219.a.m.d. E un miracol c\u0103 niciun \u0219ofer venit s\u0103 fac\u0103 plinul la marf\u0103, niciun patron \/proprietar de \u0219ofer, ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i magazin nu protesteaz\u0103, nu renun\u021b\u0103 la afacerile cu depozitul, nu cere s\u0103 se ia m\u0103suri. Probabil din cauza p\u0103gubosului nostru \u201elas`c\u0103 merge \u0219i a\u0219a\u201d.<br \/>\n    Singurul element cu adev\u0103rat de decor din str\u0103vechiul depozit \u00eel reprezint\u0103 cei cinci c\u0103\u021bei ai Feti\u021bei, maidaneza pe care niciun hingher n-a reu\u0219it, \u00een ciuda eforturilor, s-o prind\u0103. Rotunzi, pufo\u0219i, hr\u0103ni\u021bi de to\u021bi lucr\u0103torii din depozit, cei cinci vor intra cu bine \u00een iarn\u0103 \u0219i, dac\u0103 au noroc, vor spori num\u0103rul de hoinari l\u0103tr\u0103tori din cetate.<br \/>\n    \u00centre timp, nep\u0103s\u0103tor, cu g\u00e2ndul la bucuriile Cr\u0103ciunului \u0219i ale tuturor z\u0103pezilor acoperitoare de ur\u00e2t \u00een t\u00e2rg, t\u00e2n\u0103rul hamal fluier\u0103 \u201eJingle bells\u201d, ceea ce nu-i chiar at\u00e2t de nepotrivit \u00eentr-un microunivers oricum absurd. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miez de noiembrie. Un depozit oarecare din dulcele\/s\u0103ratul t\u00e2rg, v\u00e2nt rece, soare, c\u00e2\u021biva nori\u0219ori de decor \u0219i un muncitor necalificat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":4796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6127,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126\/revisions\/6127"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}