{"id":6111,"date":"2017-12-02T19:45:17","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T16:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6111"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:03:04","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:03:04","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-ceaun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6111","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Pui&#8230; la ceaun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-1.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-1-300x212.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6112 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-1-300x212.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-1.jpeg 550w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/212;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-1-300x212.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-1-300x212.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/image-1.jpeg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     A v\u0103zut, n-a v\u0103zut bine Camelia, fi-va ceva. S-a aciuat un aer la R\u00e2mnic cu arom\u0103 de&#8230; orez. La Bucure\u0219ti, sigur, nici nu se pune problema, bobul alb \u0219i-a f\u0103cut cuibarni\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-\u0219i plute\u0219te pilaful de la un cap\u0103t la cel\u0103lalt. Da&#8217; nu-i boal\u0103 care s\u0103 se ia \u0219i Teo e s\u0103n\u0103tos, Cami!<br \/>\n     A\u0219a, din fotografie, aparen\u021bele pot induce o impresie&#8230;, o fi vreo oboseal\u0103 de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103cel, cartea-i bun\u0103, numai c\u0103 ajunge galben-chinez oricine dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva r\u0103sfoite pe unit\u0103\u021bi de timp scurte. Solu\u021bii? Un \u021b\u00e2r de odihn\u0103, mese regulate \u0219i \u00eendestul\u0103toare \u0219i&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Chinezi. Chinezoaice. Iat\u0103 c\u0103 avem, \u00eenc\u0103 una, \u00een urbea noastr\u0103, deja demult o comunitate cosmopolit\u0103, ce m-a determinat s\u0103 r\u00e2d, nefiind singurul trec\u0103tor ce a f\u0103cut o remarc\u0103 intern\u0103 \u00eenspre ea. \u00cemi \u00eenchipuiam c\u0103-i inovatoare, c\u0103 a descoperit solu\u021bia perfect\u0103, mi-am notat eu ,,rezolv\u0103ri chineze\u0219ti la probleme femeie\u0219ti&#8221;. A\u0219adar, picioarele arondate privirii migdalate, de la natur\u0103 curbate, au primit o fust\u0103 care \u021bine genunchii \u00eempreuna\u021bi, ai protagonistei, nefire\u0219ti de pl\u0103p\u00e2nzi \u00een compara\u021bie cu capul \u0219i corpul suficient de dezvoltate. Am r\u00e2s \u0219i-am mers mai departe. Cu pa\u0219i mari. Ai ei erau de-o \u0219chioap\u0103, materialul negru se str\u00e2nsese aproape de glezne ca o c\u0103tu\u0219\u0103.<br \/>\n    \u00cen felul acesta mi-e foarte u\u0219or s\u0103 abordez o postare a unei prietene, perspectiv\u0103 comparabil\u0103 cu a concet\u0103\u021bencei noastre, departe de locurile natale, dar prins\u0103 iremediabil \u00een furnicarul deprinderilor vestimentare din pricina&#8230;. Geneticii. Cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a las\u0103 la vedere cele \u0219ase puncte din seria curiozit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i cinci variante posibile ca urmare a lor. Mie mi-au l\u0103sat impresia unei ecua\u021bii primare cu patru necunoscute \u0219i o serie de variabile al\u0103turate pentru derut\u0103 total\u0103 \u0219i mi-au adus aminte de recenta c\u0103utare a unui num\u0103r de consolare c\u0103 nu-s at\u00e2t de n\u0103t\u00e2ng pe c\u00e2t m\u0103 cred, eu \u0219i al\u021bii, uneori, \u00een genul: Ana este mai mare cu \u0219ase ani ca Dana, Dana cu trei mai mic\u0103 dec\u00e2t Maria. C\u00e2\u021bi ani au \u00eempreun\u0103 dac\u0103&#8230;? Dac\u0103 doar pentru at\u00e2t se poate conferi certificatul de minte istea\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 cred ba \u00een veridicitatea testelor IQ. Dar&#8230;. \u00centr-o prim\u0103 faz\u0103 speciali\u0219tii \u00eendeamn\u0103 la fixarea ideii c\u0103 b\u0103iat fiind nu cape\u021bi de la tat\u0103 nici idio\u021benie, nici genialitate. Doar pentru con\u021binutul \u0219tiin\u021bific n-a\u0219 fi poposit, desferecarea logicilor de clasa a 5-a este tot at\u00e2t de greoaie ca orice exerci\u021biu aritmetic cu adun\u0103ri, modul de adresabilitate m-a determinat s\u0103 arunc o privire. Spune articolul, prin ,,pana&#8221; vreunui ,,de\u0219tept&#8221;, cam a\u0219a: ,,Dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi geniu&#8230;&#8221; sau ,,Dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi cretin&#8230;&#8221; Hai, \u00een cazul celui cu mintea pe umeri propunerea este viabil\u0103, ai parte de pricepere, e\u0219ti pe deplin \u00een\u021beles, \u00eens\u0103 sensul unui dialog cu o persoan\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 discern\u0103m\u00e2nt pare scobor\u00e2t din irealitate, nici m\u0103car un doctor psihiatru nu s-ar \u00eencumeta la un parteneriat verbal de la egal la egal cu pacientul a c\u0103rei vindecare este imposibil\u0103. Spune\u021bi-i dumneavoastr\u0103 idiotului c\u0103 fiul nu-i va c\u0103lca Adn-ic pe urme, c\u0103 nu va suferi de acelea\u0219i lipsuri cerebrale. Mai mult, c\u0103 fiica va fi proast\u0103 pe jum\u0103tate. Cum or fi m\u0103surat ei t\u0103nt\u0103leala \u0219i-or fi dat-o-n dou\u0103&#8230;. La fel \u0219i pentru intelect. Pe baza acestor ipoteze-relevan\u021be se pune parafa ireductibil\u0103 \u0219i irefutabil\u0103 c\u0103 ,,De aceea aproape nu exist\u0103 femei genii, la fel cum nu exist\u0103 femei total idioate.&#8221;, pe c\u00e2nd b\u0103rba\u021bii au parte de toate extremele. \u0218i-am r\u00e2s cu gura p\u00e2n\u0103 spre urechi la continuare: ,,De aici \u0219i genera\u021bia p\u0103guba\u0219\u0103 de alcoolici, mame singuratice, dar \u0219i laurea\u021bi ai premiului Nobel (aproape to\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi).&#8221;<br \/>\n    Sincer. M\u00e2n\u0103 de b\u0103rbat, altfel n-ar fi pus femeia purt\u0103toare doar a genelor b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219ti, preg\u0103titoare, mijlocitoare \u00eentre bunic \u0219i nepot. De-o laud\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A v\u0103zut, n-a v\u0103zut bine Camelia, fi-va ceva. S-a aciuat un aer la R\u00e2mnic cu arom\u0103 de&#8230; orez. 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