{"id":6098,"date":"2017-11-29T00:24:52","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T21:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6098"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:03:04","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:03:04","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-stan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6098","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Tri Stan (O fi?) C\u0103l\u0103torie spre centrul&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6099 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24.jpeg 800w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/225;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6099\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-24.jpeg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Ascult pe oricine r\u0103bd\u0103tor, nu-mi lipse\u015fte calitatea asta \u015fi o pot u\u015for controla. Cu foieli, \u015fo\u015foteli \u012bn sine, dar pot duce trei ore bune.<br \/>\n     De dou\u00e4 ori \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 zi, consecutiv&#8230;. D\u0103 de b\u0103nuit. F\u00e4cuturile vie\u021bii umane. Fiindc\u0103 ale robo\u021bilor nu \u015ftim cum vor fi \u015fi nici nu sunt importante, chiar dac\u0103 islamismul \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ne induc\u0103 o altfel de realitate, una nici m\u0103car din fierul de poveste schwartzernegerian sau a amibelor crescute \u00een laborator pentru vreun organ de \u00eemprumut, ci din plasticul cel mai des \u00eent\u00e2lnit: peturile cele de toate zilele. Nu c-ar exista cumva \u00een mod natural. A trebuit s\u0103 ascult trei ceasuri o prelegere despre a fi cumva om \u015fi a te erija \u00een fiin\u021ba cea mai sus pus\u0103 \u00een univers, o arogare egoist\u0103 fondat\u0103 pe considerentul ,,dac\u0103 nu mai \u015ftiu pe nimeni, nu exist\u0103\u201d. A doua rund\u0103, parte \u00eentr-o triad\u0103 banalizat\u0103 de neuro-profesorul Dulcan la trei crengi, esen\u021b\u0103 primar\u0103 de trai, s-a petrecut \u00een tren, nimerit, cum numai mie mi se pot \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103di \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rile \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 zi, \u00een timpurile comuniste ale mersului la sta\u021biune. \u00cen fapt \u00eentoarcerea. Vreo patruzeci de mo\u015fule\u021bi, dar mai mult babe. \u015ei noi, fiindc\u0103 nu m\u0103 puteam deplasa f\u0103r\u0103 so\u021bie, ne nimerir\u0103m exact pe acelea\u015fi canapele cu cei mai \u015fubrezi. Spre a m\u0103 ascunde interior de g\u00e2ndurile mirosurilor ciudate, dar fire\u015fti, citisem acum un an un articol despre provenien\u021ba lor, o gland\u0103 eman\u0103 acel iz de b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be, \u015fi de jena unui loc trei sferturi, liber am trecut la delectarea cu materia de studiu zilnic: Facebook. Acolo revolu\u021bie. Tehnic\u0103. Porturi Usb sub o casc\u0103 transparent\u0103, o Sophie cu chip audryhepbornian pus\u0103 la cazne faciale, \u00eencadrat\u0103 la fiin\u021be sociale. Cu buletin. Tragi sperieturi dup\u0103 pleiada de exemplific\u0103ri&#8230;.<br \/>\n   M-am returnat la ,,\u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103turile lui Dulcan\u201d, \u00eentr-o singur\u00e4 direc\u021bie suprapuse cu ale mele, c\u0103 tot ce intr\u0103-n minte r\u0103m\u00e2ne acolo. Am dat spiritul deoparte, analogiile beatudinale \u00eentre om \u015fi atom, aventurile de la univers la p\u0103m\u00e2nt, de la religie la \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, de la triade la cvartete \u0219i duete&#8230; \u015fi-am ajuns s\u0103 concluzionez contrar conferen\u021biarului: s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem banali. S\u0103 ne reducem programul la somn \u015fi mas\u0103. S\u0103 g\u00e2ndim mai pu\u021bin spre a nu fi \u00eenlocui\u021bi de ,,inteligen\u021ba artificial\u0103\u201d preconizat\u0103 a ocupa o planet\u0103 ciudat\u0103, ie\u015fit\u0103 din tiparul sterp al globilor solari cosmici, c\u0103ci la ce bune apoi toate ale ei, ale mediului de \u00eenconjur, ape, plante, s\u0103 hr\u0103neasc\u0103 pentru ce, s\u0103 sting\u0103 a cui sete?<br \/>\n    Da\u2019 c\u00e2te nu mi-au trecut prin cap. Am luat bebelu\u015f \u015fi robo\u021bel la analiz\u0103. Gol capul unuia, nealimentate circuite ale celuilalt. Mama, tata&#8230; la copil, a1f5b6&#8230; softului ma\u015fin\u0103riei. Creier \u00eembibat de tomuri cu zecile, biblioteci stocate \u00een ssd-urile calculatorului. Dac\u0103 la at\u00e2t se reduce existen\u021ba da, putem face transla\u021bia carne-sintetic oric\u00e2nd f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se simt\u0103 o schimbare major\u0103, u\u015furin\u021ba unor chestion\u0103ri, rela\u021bion\u0103rile strict sociale pot l\u0103sa aceea\u015fi impresie de de\u015ftept\u0103ciune. Nicio diferen\u021b\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 devine jenant s\u0103 induci unui robot &#8211; serii ordonate de circuite integrate, tranzistorii, diodele, rezisten\u021bele \u015fi condensatorii radioamatorilor puse la gr\u0103mad\u0103 \u00een mai pu\u021bin de-un centimetru cub, c\u0103 este superior omului \u015fi, \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103tor, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 distrug\u0103 orice form\u0103 de via\u021b\u0103. Bolnav creatorul, defecte aparaturile. Adio omenire.<br \/>\n     Un adaos. S\u0103 \u015ftie totu\u015fi domnul Dulcan c\u0103 nu Eminescu a anticipat, cum sus\u021binea, demersurile \u0219tiin\u021bifice ale lui Einstein. Cu siguran\u021b\u0103, \u00een acela\u0219i mod \u00een care bucure\u0219tenii se simt \u00een al nou\u0103lea cer c\u00e2nd dau de-un provincial, \u00een genul taximetristul care ne-a purtat de la Gara de Nord la Pia\u021ba Alba Iulia, generalist, persiflant, arogant, Albert n-a auzit niciodat\u0103 de Mihai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ascult pe oricine r\u0103bd\u0103tor, nu-mi lipse\u015fte calitatea asta \u015fi o pot u\u015for controla. Cu foieli, \u015fo\u015foteli \u012bn sine, dar pot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6099,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6098"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6098"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6102,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6098\/revisions\/6102"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}