{"id":6000,"date":"2017-11-04T23:50:42","date_gmt":"2017-11-04T20:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6000"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:04:41","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:04:41","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-oratii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6000","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Ora\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-4-e1509828527723.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-4-300x296.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"296\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6001 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/296;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-4-300x296.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"296\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6001\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Vin c-o idee. Hai \u0219i-om g\u0103si o solu\u021bie ca s\u0103 navig\u0103m naibii mai repede. C\u0103lu\u0219 gurilor prin alte c\u0103\u0219i. Am obsesii, nu le ascund, dar f\u0103r\u0103 a le etala \u00een v\u0103zul tuturor, dar\u0103 propunerea mi-e simpl\u0103: d\u0103-ne doamne o arhiv\u0103 c\u0103-i greu \u0219enalul pe-aici, una s\u0103 comprime preumbl\u0103rile de pl\u0103cere printre amici, arat\u0103-ne nou\u0103 o postare \u00een loc de o sut\u0103, un like pentru tot at\u00e2tea.<br \/>\n      \u0218i-am fost h\u0103r\u0103zit cu g\u00e2nd pa\u0219nic c\u00e2nd din at\u00e2\u021bia Nadali dat-am de-un Guevara, de-am zis bun venit, revolu\u021bie! Tehnic\u0103. C\u0103 multe petrecutu-s-au de dou\u0103 zile \u00eencoace, f\u0103r\u0103 importan\u021b\u0103 major\u0103, p\u0103r\u021bile r\u0103zle\u021bite ale lumilor devenit-au agitate \u00een hoa\u0219tele lor artizanale, f\u0103r\u0103 turbulen\u021be destabilizatoare pentru semeni de aiurea, ci comunitar-celebral. Asambl\u00e2nd toturile, bag seam\u0103 c\u0103 umbl\u0103 v\u00e2nturi de nelini\u0219te nestingherite, iele de vorbe nebune a\u021b\u00e2\u021bate de regimul anilor de mult prea mult bine. N\u0103ravul \u0103l mai periculos. Unul ce m\u0103 oblig\u0103 s\u0103 devin cumva contra&#8230;. Pove\u0219tile cu \u0219i despre poli\u021bi\u0219ti au umorul lor, mai popular ca obiceiurile \u00eensele depuse \u00een catastiful na\u021biunii din vremuri precoce. De-un timp \u00eencoace m\u0103 chinuie \u00eentrebarea prosteasc\u0103 de ce oare trebuie s\u0103&#8230;? P\u0103\u021besc la fel ca Dan Teodorescu, amu\u021bit la silabisirea \u00eentreag\u0103 a pre\u021biosului z\u0103log de leg\u0103m\u00e2nt, dac\u0103 nu pe via\u021b\u0103, m\u0103car&#8230;, \u0219i-mi vine, \u0219i n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 trata\u021bi ca pe-un potrivnic.  De data asta am argumente: tocmai uneltele de \u00eenzestrare cu spirit \u0219i ini\u021biativ\u0103 ale poli\u021biei. Haina ra\u021biunii. Fetele-mi serviser\u0103 de model pentru \u00eenzestrarea uniformelor de stat cu plus de estetism, ging\u0103\u0219ie interpus\u0103 curajului nebunesc civil de-a ,,circula&#8221; pe ar\u0103turile c\u00e2mpiilor ilicite. Poate \u0219i un soi de mo\u0219ire \u0219i dojan\u0103 matern\u0103 pentru colectivul na\u021bional de b\u0103d\u0103rani deprin\u0219i cu pulanul drept translator pentru orice situa\u021bie, c\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103, sau de aiurea, nu import\u0103. \u0218i cuv\u00e2nt\u0103 frumos feti\u0219oarele c\u00e2nd li se d\u0103 ocazia, c\u00e2nd deschid gura inspectoratul&#8230; de poli\u021bie devine credibil \u0219i&#8230; frecventabil, infractorii se \u00eembulzesc s\u0103 declare, pe proprie r\u0103spundere, vechea ,,dogm\u0103&#8221; revolu\u021bionar\u0103: ,,Poli\u021bia e cu noi!&#8221;<br \/>\n    Aveam a\u0219tept\u0103ri. Cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 \u00een aproape sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 dintre situa\u021bii, cap\u0103t\u0103 izul generalist de ne\u00eemplinire \u0219i cet\u0103\u021bene\u0219te resemnarea cade peste zilele fericite. De aceea rog iar\u0103\u0219i s\u0103 lua\u021bi considerentul evaluator \u00een serios, femeie, nefemeie, poli\u021bistul rom\u00e2n a creat un tipar t\u00e2nd\u0103lesc pentru oricare dintre faptele sale. \u00cent\u00e2mplarea p\u0103rea rupt\u0103 din filmele americane, dup\u0103 cum ,,miscarederezistenta&#8221; \u00eembie cititorul cu ,,bombe&#8221; de pres\u0103, ele, aparent dotate cu norm\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, mergeau spre a se dedica trup \u0219i suflet corpului (altul, c\u0103 de, corp la corp trage!) ofi\u021beresc printr-un concurs de \u00eencadrare, ca supraveghetoare, se spune, dintr-o structur\u0103 neoperativ\u0103. Suita obi\u0219nuit\u0103 de f\u0103r\u00e2mi\u021b\u0103ri statale ca nimeni s\u0103 nu r\u0103spund\u0103 \u00eentrutotul de faptele sale \u0219i, s\u0103 recunoa\u0219tem, acolo, o juc\u0103rie pentru fii \u0219i fiice spre m\u00e2ndria ta\u021bilor \u0219i mamelor&#8230;. Un dram de matematic\u0103 sportiv\u0103. Un b\u0103rbat scoate la suta de metri vreo zece secunde, femeia-fat\u0103 vreo doi\u0219pe, parc\u0103. \u021aine oricine minte de la \u0219coal\u0103 regimul separatist. Prin urmare, cele 15 minute \u00een care Larisa, cum care?, poli\u021bista!, acoper\u0103, cu echipament cu tot, un minim de trei kilometri, \u00een ai capitalei cam de la Universitate p\u00e2n\u0103 la Oper\u0103 \u00een linie dreapt\u0103, cu ispite \u0219i trafic, libr\u0103rii, muzeu, ceain\u0103rii, pizz\u0103rii, taverne cu paste, mcdonalds-uri, prim\u0103rie \u0219i Ci\u0219migiu ademenitor, shaorma la pre\u021b de nimic, facult\u0103\u021bi de elit\u0103, s\u0103li de spectacole, plus o baie-n D\u00e2mbovi\u021ba la final, \u00een fug\u0103. Focului de treab\u0103! Nimeni, dom&#8217;le!, doar patru personaje ziua-n amiaza mare pe bulevarde, doi b\u0103tr\u00e2nei st\u0103p\u00e2ni, spun redactorii, pe-un singur telefon, \u0219parlit de-un t\u00e2n\u0103r cu ini\u021biativ\u0103, se vede bine din descriere, cu aptitudini de atlet \u0219i variabil dou\u0103 aspirante, cea de-a doua \u00een urm\u0103rirea colegei cu ma\u0219ina. Parc\u0103 o v\u0103d pe Cristina gonind bolidul pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 rigol\u0103, cu geamurile deschise, descheiat\u0103 la c\u0103ma\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103-n&#8230;, chibi\u021b\u00e2nd: ,,Hai, Larisa, pe el \u0219i pe mama lui! Arde-l!&#8221; Dar lucrurile nu stau cum cred eu. Pe traseul vorbelor de ziarist se adaug\u0103 un set nou de protagoniste care \u00eencetinesc ho\u021bul cu ,,soma\u021bii din partea colegelor&#8221;, imobilizat \u00een cele din urm\u0103. A\u0219a, din curiozitate, cum se numesc? Nu-s apte \u0219i ele de-un roman poli\u021bist?<br \/>\n      Urzeala, intriga \u0219i deznod\u0103m\u00e2ntul se sting dup\u0103 ce nu un servant al ordinii publice aduce \u00een parametri normali via\u021ba tumultoas\u0103 a Bucure\u0219tilor, ci tot un ins stradal conexeaz\u0103 fetele cucuiete cu \u00eentregul aparat de interven\u021bie printr-un 112 salvator. Dup\u0103 \u0219ase minute. Operative.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vin c-o idee. Hai \u0219i-om g\u0103si o solu\u021bie ca s\u0103 navig\u0103m naibii mai repede. C\u0103lu\u0219 gurilor prin alte c\u0103\u0219i. 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