{"id":5977,"date":"2017-11-01T23:30:29","date_gmt":"2017-11-01T20:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5977"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:04:42","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:04:42","slug":"caruta-virgule-transhumanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5977","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Transhuman\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-1.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-1-213x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5978 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-1-213x300.jpeg 213w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-1.jpeg 338w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 213px) 100vw, 213px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 213px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 213\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-1-213x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5978\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-1-213x300.jpeg 213w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/image-1.jpeg 338w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 213px) 100vw, 213px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Sezonul transhuman\u021bei are dou\u0103 etape distincte: prim\u0103vara, c\u00e2nd turmele urc\u0103 la munte \u0219i cobor\u00e2rea c\u0103tre case, revenirea lor toamna, \u00een preajma lui Sf\u00e2ntul Dumitru, prin octombrie. Rom\u00e2ni fiind \u0219i neam de ciobani mai mult sau mai putin mioritici, nu se putea s\u0103 nu respect\u0103m aproape instinctiv acest ritual.<br \/>\n   A\u0219a c\u0103, \u00een prim\u0103vara asta, ,,turmele\u201d de votan\u021bi au ,,urcat\u201d, m\u00e2nate de la spate, cu g\u00e2ndul spre iluzoriile locuri de ,,p\u0103\u0219unat\u201d, locuri lini\u0219tite, locuri cu verdea\u021b\u0103, de unde au fugit toata durerea \u0219i \u00eentristarea&#8230; \u0219i au ajuns \u00een cabina de vot. Aici, ,,turmele\u201d au fost ,,mulse\u201d de voturi cu r\u00e2vn\u0103 de ciobanii din partide. Pentru unii n-a fost mare&#8230; br\u00e2nz\u0103, unii s-au ales doar cu&#8230; zerul, iar al\u021bii ,,au pus-o de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103\u201d! Turmele au avut de toate: \u0219i ,,m\u0103gari\u201d care au c\u0103rat \u00een spate samarul r\u0103spunderii organiz\u0103rii \u0219i care au \u00eencasat \u0219i toat\u0103 b\u0103taia, \u0219i ,,c\u00e2ini\u201d de paz\u0103 ai democra\u021biei de turm\u0103, care au vegheat s\u0103 nu se ,,r\u0103t\u0103ceasc\u0103\u201d vreo oi\u021b\u0103 \u00een drum spre vot, ,,berbeci\u201d care s-au b\u0103tut pentru suprema\u021bia \u00een turm\u0103, oi capii care o iau razna \u0219i ies din r\u00e2nd, dar \u0219i ,,oi negre\u201d, pete de culoare necesare \u00een orice turm\u0103 \u00eenchegat\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n     Dup\u0103 aceast\u0103 prim\u0103 etap\u0103 a transhuman\u021bei, oi\u021bele pasc acum oarecum lini\u0219tite c\u0103 au ajuns totu\u0219i unde li s-a promis. Ce dac\u0103 iarba nu e a\u0219a de verde ca \u00een pliantele electorale? Nu e treaba lor s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri! \u0218tiu ei ,,ciobanii\u201d ce e mai bine pentru bun\u0103starea turmei! Treaba lor de oi e s\u0103 pasc\u0103 iarba aia pe care au g\u0103sit-o, c\u0103 bine c\u0103 o au \u0219i p-aia, s\u0103 stea cu capu-n jos \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i s\u0103 aib\u0103 rela\u021bii cu to\u021bi ,,berbecii\u201d! C\u0103 ce altceva face o oaie? A! \u0218i s\u0103 fac\u0103 bine s\u0103 dea tot laptele, c\u0103 altfel, la toamn\u0103, la \u00eentoarcere, le a\u0219teapt\u0103&#8230; pastrama! P\u0103i nu vine ea toamna? C\u00e2nd s-or pune iar \u00een mi\u0219care turmele, s\u0103tule de at\u00e2ta iarb\u0103 \u0219i ,,\u00eens\u0103rcinate\u201d de to\u021bi ,,berbecii\u201d, \u00een toate felurile \u0219i \u00een toate pozi\u021biile. \u0218i de pe iluzoriile p\u0103\u0219uni alpine, unde au tr\u0103it cu capul \u00een nori, s-or cobor\u00e2 cu picioarele(copitele) pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, pe&#8230; c\u00e2mpiile elizee. De data asta, \u00een noiembrie c\u00e2nd turmele vor fi iar mulse de aceea\u0219i ciobani social-democra\u021bi-liberal-conservatori-populari.<br \/>\n     C-a\u0219a-i tradi\u021bia \u0219i asta ne e firea noastr\u0103 unic\u0103 \u00eentre firile lumii \u0103steia. Unii zic c\u0103-i bine a\u0219a, s\u0103 ne p\u0103str\u0103m ,,tradi\u021bia\u201d asta, c\u0103 de-aia am rezistat prin veacuri: c\u0103 am fost uni\u021bi ca o turm\u0103, c\u0103 ne-am luat dup\u0103 to\u021bi ciobanii \u0219i n-am ,,beh\u0103it\u201d aiurea c\u00e2nd ne-au tras-o to\u021bi ,,berbecii\u201d din lumea asta. Al\u021bii, dimpotriv\u0103, cic\u0103 e vremea s\u0103 ne schimb\u0103m, s\u0103 nu mai st\u0103m s\u0103 ne mulg\u0103 cine vrea \u0219i cine nu vrea \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencepem s\u0103-i ,,\u00eempungem\u201d p-\u0103ia de vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta&#8230; .Dar parc\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 schimbi genetica? C\u0103 bine a zis unu\u201d:,,Ce na\u0219te din pisic\u0103, \u0219oareci m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103!\u201d Iar ce se na\u0219te din oaie, pastram\u0103 ajunge!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sezonul transhuman\u021bei are dou\u0103 etape distincte: prim\u0103vara, c\u00e2nd turmele urc\u0103 la munte \u0219i cobor\u00e2rea c\u0103tre case, revenirea lor toamna, \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5978,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5977"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5979,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5977\/revisions\/5979"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}