{"id":5925,"date":"2017-10-21T01:37:51","date_gmt":"2017-10-20T22:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5925"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:04:43","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:04:43","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-emperor-barca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5925","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Emperor (Barca lui Goe)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-13.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-13-300x110.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"110\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5926 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-13-300x110.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-13.jpeg 760w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/110;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-13-300x110.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"110\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-13-300x110.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-13.jpeg 760w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-14-e1508538720641.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-14-191x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"191\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5927 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 191px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 191\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-14-191x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"191\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5927\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    O s\u0103-mi zguduie \u0103\u0219tia sim\u021birile la calendele&#8230;. M\u0103car n-au avut inspira\u021bia de-a renun\u021ba la alte banalit\u0103\u021bi \u00een prima fraz\u0103.<br \/>\n    Reac\u021bie normal\u0103: ce ,,cutremur&#8221;? Apoi figura lui Ciolo\u0219 tern\u0103, ciupit\u0103, o analogie Cristoiu-\u021aulu\u0219 de pelticeal\u0103 comic\u0103 cu a fostului. Fu premier? A\u0219a vag\u0103 impresie de parc\u0103 eticheta prim guvernantului nu l-a \u00eenregistrat vreodat\u0103 pe Julien. ,,&#8230; face o declara\u021bie privind&#8230;&#8221; Am citit lucruri mai banale al c\u0103ror titlu con\u021bineau ,,extra&#8221;-ul cel mai provocator, acesta nu mi-a furnizat nicio tragere de inim\u0103 s\u0103-l parcurg.<br \/>\n    Continui s\u0103 sus\u021bin c\u0103 \u00een zadar se zbat unii o via\u021b\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, oric\u00e2te lumi ar reconstrui, numele lor se \u0219terge \u00eentr-o clipit\u0103. De fapt, Ciolo\u0219 n-a pus nicio c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 la temelie, s-a tot f\u00e2\u021b\u00e2it printre h\u00e2rtiile statale ca muncitorul de acum treizeci \u0219i ceva de ani angajat \u00een fabric\u0103 la interven\u021bia neamurilor de spi\u021ba a zecea, ce plimba o pies\u0103 rebut de colo, colo spre a-\u0219i \u00eenscrie, \u00een caz de control, o activitate vizibil\u0103. Pl\u0103tibil\u0103.<br \/>\n    Dar Costi Ioni\u021b\u0103 este cu mult mai interesant. Copilul acesta de\u0219tept, v\u0103duvit de p\u0103r prin pruncia tinere\u021bilor a demonstrat c\u0103 exploatarea z\u0103c\u0103mintelor de prostie poate deveni o afacere prosper\u0103, c\u0103 aria resurselor de credulitate se poate extinde p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een cel mai \u00eendep\u0103rtat loc\u0219or p\u0103m\u00e2ntesc dac\u0103 ai ni\u021bei b\u0103nu\u021bi \u0219i un \u021b\u00e2r de sfruntare. Fiindc\u0103 nu-l v\u0103d eu pe domnul doctor stomatolog c\u0103lc\u00e2nd \u00een rahatul de la por\u021bile raselor nomade, b\u0103ie\u021bii de genul lui opresc \u00een dreptul ei, deschid automatizat geamul, abordeaz\u0103 racolarea ,,salahorului&#8221; cu ,,ce faci, prietene?&#8221;, ,,Hai c\u0103 facem treab\u0103, te iau m\u00e2ine diminea\u021b\u0103.&#8221; \u0219i pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-a asigurat banii de combustibil, mesele la restaurant \u0219i parfumul deodorant. Pe neg\u00e2ndite, din starul anilor &#8217;90-2000, Costi\u021b\u0103 a devenit ,,Un om bogat&#8221; \u0219i de ce nu, un om cu nevoie de timp liber, pentru c\u0103, se presupune, f\u0103c\u0103torii de bani n-au timp de alt\u0103 preocupare domestic\u0103, de aceea, ,,oropsit&#8221; de nenum\u0103ratele contracte, ,,s\u0103tul&#8221; s\u0103 primeasc\u0103, declar\u0103 c\u0103 printre pic\u0103turi \u00ee\u0219i satisface acest greu accesibil moft.<br \/>\n     V\u00e2rsta. Trag afacerile, dup\u0103 40 de ani de existen\u021b\u0103 terestr\u0103, numa&#8217;, numa&#8217;! \u0218i marea asta a lui domn Tomasso, parc\u0103 a\u0219a-\u0219i spunea ,,Of, &#8230;!&#8221; c\u00e2ndva, atrage la mal precum un pescar dibaci plevu\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i sturion deopotriv\u0103, nevinova\u021bi \u0219i creduli, ne\u0219tiutori \u0219i presupu\u0219i de\u0219tep\u021bi. Ce mai, copii \u0219i p\u0103rin\u021bi! Adic\u0103 ce, dac\u0103 nu venise pe filiera rock, mai cu b\u0103rb\u0103\u021bie, Tr\u0103istariu nu trebuia s\u0103 concureze cu fostul coleg? La naiba cu ei de din\u021bi, live-uri! Ce Shagi, pu\u0219ti \u0219i pu\u0219toaice! Videoclipuri, posturi personale de muzic\u0103, studiouri? Spectacol maraton! Dou\u0103 zile, 14 ore! Cald! 162 de numere de concurs, zeci de sec\u021biuni. Taxe. De la 150 la 90, func\u021bie de c\u00e2t de mare nebunie produce valul de canicul\u0103 \u0219i mofturile juvenile. O medie &#8211; 140 lei. \u00cempuit de 162 de ori, cam 24680. Pu\u021bin. Tot pentru benzin\u0103. S\u0103 alimenteze Mihai taxiurile din dotare.<br \/>\n    Ei n-au auzit \u00eens\u0103 de mine \u0219i Arca mea cultural\u0103, de \u00eencoronarea mea oficial\u0103 unde n-a fost nevoie de zorzoane de aur \u0219i mun\u021bi de b\u0103net, unui ,,neam de traist\u0103&#8221; c\u0103ruia cernelurile n-au apucat a prinde consisten\u021b\u0103 pe foaia de parcurs \u00eei sunt de-ajuns&#8230;. Mopul \u0219i g\u0103leata, m\u0103tura \u0219i f\u0103ra\u0219ul. Distinc\u021bii pentru un am\u0103r\u00e2t venit s\u0103 perturbe somnul artistic \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021beasc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva vechi capitonaje, du\u0219umele impregnate cu praful picioarelor lui Titi, pere\u021bii &#8211; memorie pentru stridentele strig\u0103turi ale coanei Mariana&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O s\u0103-mi zguduie \u0103\u0219tia sim\u021birile la calendele&#8230;. M\u0103car n-au avut inspira\u021bia de-a renun\u021ba la alte banalit\u0103\u021bi \u00een prima fraz\u0103. 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