{"id":5922,"date":"2017-10-19T21:19:00","date_gmt":"2017-10-19T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5922"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:04:43","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:04:43","slug":"faradelegea-calin-coco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5922","title":{"rendered":"F\u0103r\u0103delegea de C\u0103lin &#8211; Coco nut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-12-e1508437077502.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-12-300x187.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5923 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/187;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-12-300x187.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5923\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Boieri mari&#8230;. Capabili.<br \/>\n    Ei&#8230;! Dac\u0103 \u00eei spui unuia tabla \u00eenmul\u021birii s\u0103 te numeasc\u0103 lumea \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tor, pentru apelativul de ajutor ,,D\u0103-mi ciocanul!&#8221; musai s\u0103 te chemi l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219, dulgher \u0219i me\u0219ter, pentru un vot ori 22 de milioane s\u0103 \u021bi se spun\u0103 pre\u0219edinte. Fals. E altfel! Nu-s comunist fiindc\u0103 n-am apucat carnetele \u00eensecerate, dar pentru dreptate \u00eemi este suficient doar ra\u021bionamentul. \u0218i-a pus cineva problema de ce un patron poate fi ultimul dobitoc de pe lume \u0219i i se permite lesne s\u0103 \u00eenfiin\u021beze o societate, iar prestatorului de munc\u0103 i se cere \u0219i laptele de cuc spre a dovedi aptitudini? S-auzi\u021bi cum sun\u0103 Art. 14, Al. 1, 2 \u0219i 3: ,,\u00cen sensul prezentului cod prin angajator se \u00een\u021belege persoana fizic\u0103 sau juridic\u0103 ce poate, potrivit legii, s\u0103 angajeze for\u021b\u0103 de munc\u0103 pe baz\u0103 de contract individual de munc\u0103; Persoana juridic\u0103 poate \u00eencheia contracte individuale de munc\u0103, \u00een calitate de angajator, din momentul dob\u00e2ndirii personalit\u0103\u021bii juridice; Persoana fizic\u0103 dob\u00e2nde\u0219te capacitatea de a \u00eencheia contracte individuale de munc\u0103 \u00een calitate de angajator din momentul dob\u00e2ndirii capacit\u0103\u021bii depline de exerci\u021biu.&#8221; Care exerci\u021biu? Cu radicali, de geometrie? S\u0103 nu mai spun de inversarea la enumerare.<br \/>\n     Doar semnalez. Se anuleaz\u0103? Anuleaz\u0103-se! Ce fel de pedeaps\u0103 s\u0103 fie ,,Este interzis\u0103, sub sanc\u021biunea nulit\u0103\u021bii absolute, \u00eencheierea unui contract individual de munc\u0103 \u00een scopul prest\u0103rii unei munci sau a unei activit\u0103\u021bi ilicite ori imorale.&#8221;? Oprirea contractului, desfiin\u021barea lui aduce pagube \u0219ti\u021bi cui, muncitorului, el r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 leaf\u0103, pe patron \u00eel apuc\u0103 durerile de coate, banii f\u0103cu\u021bi pe spinarea ,,curvei&#8221; proletare \u00eei stau bine mersi \u00een buzunar. Asta la Art. 15.<br \/>\n    \u00cen Art. 16&#8230;. Da&#8217; g\u00e2ndesc a\u0219a: exist\u0103 contracte verbale legale? Sunt perfect de acord cu Al. 1. O parte din prima parte. M\u0103 \u00eendoiesc de \u00eent\u0103rirea final\u0103. \u0218i lipsurile aferente. ,,Contractul individual de munc\u0103 se \u00eencheie \u00een baza consim\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului p\u0103r\u021bilor, \u00een form\u0103 scris\u0103, \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103. Obliga\u021bia de \u00eencheiere a contractului individual de munc\u0103 \u00een form\u0103 scris\u0103 revine angajatorului. Forma scris\u0103 este obligatorie pentru \u00eencheierea valabil\u0103 a contractului.&#8221; Formule lingvistice pentru t\u00e2mpit poporul. Forma, forma, forma&#8230;. M\u0103-sa de form\u0103! Spui o dat\u0103, dou\u0103, a treia oar\u0103 mai pune ceva, nu-mi r\u0103suci vorbele de la \u00eenceput, mijloc \u0219i final. Zi c\u0103-i nul dac\u0103 nu-i \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103, zi c\u0103 se pune semn\u0103tura departamentelor&#8230;, zi de \u0219tampil\u0103&#8230;. Orice.<br \/>\n     Dar nu chiar. Nu iau de bun ce se simuleaz\u0103 la Al. 2 din Art. 17: ,,Obliga\u021bia de informare a persoanei selectate \u00een vederea angaj\u0103rii sau a salariatului se consider\u0103 \u00eendeplinit\u0103 de c\u0103tre angajator la momentul semn\u0103rii contractului individual de munc\u0103 sau a actului adi\u021bional, dup\u0103 caz.&#8221; Din aer, a\u0219a? Al. 2 bate \u00een Al. 1, ce ,,for\u021beaz\u0103&#8221; angajatorul s\u0103 \u00een\u0219tiin\u021beze viitorul sau actualul salariat ,,&#8230; cu privire la clauzele esen\u021biale pe care inten\u021bioneaz\u0103 s\u0103 le scrie \u00een contract sau s\u0103 le modifice.&#8221; T\u0103tu\u021b\u0103, ce este aia esen\u021bial, sintez\u0103, rezumat? Escrocherie pe fa\u021b\u0103. Tot, nu buc\u0103\u021bele! D\u0103-i h\u00e2rtia, las\u0103-i-o spre consultare, explic\u0103-i implica\u021biile, limitele atribu\u021biilor, beneficiile&#8230;. Al. 3 are \u00eentre cele ,,n&#8221; subpuncte c\u00e2teva disfunc\u021bii cu implica\u021bii juridice ulterioare: ,,a) identitatea p\u0103r\u021bilor&#8221;. Parc\u0103-l aud pe D\u0103nu\u021b B\u0103l\u0103cianu povestindu-mi de domnul Kim, de nu \u0219tiu ce preluare, de alt patron&#8230;, o chestie \u00eenc\u00e2lcit\u0103 din gama multina\u021bionale sau na\u021bionale cu investitori str\u0103ini \u0219i inten\u021bii expansioniste. Explica\u021bii \u0219i lui, cu ajutorul Codului Muncii, cum s-o dea s-o dreag\u0103 ca s\u0103 \u0219tie dac\u0103 \u0219i cum \u00eei va fi afectat viitorul \u0219i ce c\u0103i de atac ar avea doar cu privire, c\u0103ci este de-un pic de r\u0103zbelni\u021b\u0103 contractual\u0103 \u00een ast\u0103 spe\u021b\u0103, la cine-i este acum angajator. ,,Haha&#8221;-ul era inevitabil pentru ,,b)&#8221; (scrisesem ,,la&#8221;&#8230;): prezumptivul angajat sau salariatul s\u0103 fie informat cu privire la ,,locul de munc\u0103 sau, \u00een lipsa unui loc de munc\u0103 fix, posibilitatea ca salariatul s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 \u00een diverse locuri.&#8221; D\u0103nu\u021b, de te trimite domn&#8217; Kim \u00een China, te duci? Da&#8217;-i \u0219i de pl\u00e2ns! Mai bizar este ,,c)&#8221;: informarea cu privire la ,,sediul sau, dup\u0103 caz, domiciliul angajatorului&#8221;. Ca s\u0103 plece D\u0103nu\u021b furios, s\u0103-l apuce pe domnul Kim de guler \u0219i s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe: ,,Ce pofte\u0219ti, m\u0103i, musiu?&#8221;?<br \/>\n    Las totu\u0219i din comedie \u0219i pentru urm\u0103torul material.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boieri mari&#8230;. Capabili. Ei&#8230;! Dac\u0103 \u00eei spui unuia tabla \u00eenmul\u021birii s\u0103 te numeasc\u0103 lumea \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tor, pentru apelativul de ajutor ,,D\u0103-mi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5923,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,315,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5924,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922\/revisions\/5924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}