{"id":5897,"date":"2017-10-13T22:44:08","date_gmt":"2017-10-13T19:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5897"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:06:27","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:06:27","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-muta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5897","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Mu\u021ba mea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-7.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-7-300x198.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5901 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-7-300x198.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-7.jpeg 747w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/198;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-7-300x198.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5901\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-7-300x198.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-7.jpeg 747w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Crede\u021bi ori nu, v\u0103 spun sincer, ai mei nu m-au alintat \u00eenc\u00e2t acum, la ceas de bilan\u021b, s\u0103 g\u0103sesc toate acele mi\u0219c\u0103ri, fire\u0219ti, care dau impresia c\u0103 dincolo de ele sufletul matur vibreaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la trezirea furnicilor sub pielea mea de copil.<br \/>\n    Oi fi fost nesim\u021bit, to\u021bi din jur s\u0103 fi emis semnale cum c\u0103 prea \u021bin la mine p\u00e2n\u0103 la a m\u0103 ruga s\u0103 nu continui a fi ,,penibil&#8221; \u0219i a sta undeva \u00eentr-un col\u021b de lume, loc unde ac\u021biunile mele ar fi mai potrivite unui mediu pe care-l numesc adhoc subclas\u0103. Undeva cu ultimii oameni de pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, eventual al\u0103turi de cei ce-\u0219i protejeaz\u0103 podoabele b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219ti \u00een teci conic-\u00eencovoiate. La trasarea unei astfel de linii la totalul lor rezult\u0103 zero.<br \/>\n    Iat\u0103-m\u0103, a\u0219adar, ,,victim\u0103&#8221;, ,,orfelin&#8221;, ,,concediat&#8221;, toate parte din ,,planurile preg\u0103tite sistematic&#8221;, cum ar spune probabil F\u0103nel, pentru a se dori&#8230;. Glume, fra\u021bilor! Cine s\u0103 m\u0103 urasc\u0103 at\u00e2t de mult? Doar nu pic \u00een plase urzite la \u00eent\u00e2mplare, m\u0103 comport \u0219\u0103galnic \u0219i-mi mai r\u00e2d de o boac\u0103n\u0103. La fel ca aceasta, asumat\u0103 o frac\u021biune de secund\u0103, cu sarea ei, dar \u00eendulcit\u0103 cu o \u0219tergere definitiv\u0103, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 doi parteneri, eu \u0219i Facebook, sunt n\u0103t\u00e2ngi \u0219i nu o vor lua \u00een seam\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 prietenii de virtualitate \u00ee\u0219i dezv\u0103luie multe. Repetitiv, tautologic, o s\u0103 depun aici succintul sfat dat de \u00eensu\u0219i Liviu Gu\u021b\u0103, avatar de clipe r\u0103t\u0103cite, ce m\u0103 trimite \u00een atelierele lucrative ale pierderii de sudoare cu orice pre\u021b, de preferat unul mic, de aruncat cu sila de st\u0103p\u00e2n sclavului&#8230;: ,,B\u0103i, nene, du-te la munc\u0103 \u0219i las\u0103 dracu&#8217; scrisul!&#8221; Cu men\u021biunea c\u0103 am tradus rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, corect, textul.<br \/>\n    Am priceput mesajul, doar c\u0103 numai din at\u00e2t de pu\u021bin nu se pot schimba foarte multe. Cred c\u0103 \u0219tie, dac\u0103 nu, \u00eei pot confirma, c\u00e2t de banal\u0103 este propunerea, adev\u0103rat de ordinar\u0103: nu po\u021bi face dou\u0103 lucruri deodat\u0103. Azi, \u00een timp ce administratorii m\u0103 anun\u021bau prin email, prestam ,,ca beril\u0103&#8221;, educ\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een spirit muncitoresc, sub o pal\u0103 de soare ce \u0219uguie cu noi de prin Iunie, cu din\u021bii \u00eenfip\u021bi la o lun\u0103 dup\u0103 ploaia obi\u0219nuit\u0103 de stele \u00een ceafa mea matinal\u0103, ud\u0103 ca-n topitoriile lui Hefaistos. Rotonda enun\u021bului acestui imixtionat este, pentru ultima oar\u0103, real\u0103 \u00een ambele sensuri: cine munce\u0219te nu scrie, iar cine scrie, clar, nu munce\u0219te!<br \/>\n    Acum, mamei mele. Bre, mam\u0103, ce vru\u0219i de la mine c\u00e2nd te puse\u0219i a m\u0103 face? Tare-a\u0219 vrea un r\u0103spuns, c\u0103ci, vezi bine, \u00eendoielile curg, nu numai matale ai fost \u00eengrijorat\u0103 c\u0103 pornirea mea de-a face pe scriitorul s-a constituit dintr-o toan\u0103 neserioas\u0103, \u0219i al\u021bii sesizeaz\u0103 zi de zi c\u0103-s bun pentru salahorie, \u00een parte veridic\u0103 ipoteza, \u0219tim bine c\u0103 statuat la nivelul ,,negrului&#8221; la ,,tabl\u0103&#8221; \u0219i ,,c\u00e2ntat&#8221; greu te mai accept\u0103 cineva drept ,,alb&#8221; cu preten\u021bii de ,,literat&#8221;. Am s\u0103 te rog s\u0103 fii sincer\u0103, nu mai am v\u00e2rsta la care po\u021bi duce de nas naivii, cu toate c\u0103 destui-s, s\u0103 schimbi placa aceea cu violonistul sau inginerul, cu profesorul ori&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Dar n-a mai fost altceva, posibilit\u0103\u021bile mele de-a-mi dep\u0103\u0219i condi\u021bia se limitaser\u0103 la trei, dup\u0103 ele apocalipsa. Un nou \u00eenceput. De la \u0219aib\u0103. Variant\u0103 unic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crede\u021bi ori nu, v\u0103 spun sincer, ai mei nu m-au alintat \u00eenc\u00e2t acum, la ceas de bilan\u021b, s\u0103 g\u0103sesc toate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5901,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5897"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5897"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5902,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5897\/revisions\/5902"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}