{"id":5892,"date":"2017-10-11T21:51:11","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T18:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5892"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:06:29","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:06:29","slug":"caruta-virgule-pierduti-spatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5892","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Pierdu\u021bi \u00een spa\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     ,,Space: The final frontier! These are the voyages of the Starship, Enterprise. Its 5 year mission, to explore strange new worlds\u2026 to seek out new life and new civilizations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before\u2026\u201d<br \/>\n     A\u015fa sun\u0103 \u00eenceputul celebrului serial Star Trek, care a aprins imagina\u0163ia multor genera\u0163ii cu aventurile echipajului navetei Enterprise. \u00cemi permit s\u0103 fac o paralel\u0103 &#8211; deplasat\u0103, ce-i drept!- cu aventurile navetei Rom\u00e2nia prin spa\u0163iul \u015fi timpul terestru. Ca \u015fi Enterprise, Rom\u00e2nia a \u00eenceput o c\u0103l\u0103torie plin\u0103 de neprev\u0103zut c\u0103tre lumea civilizat\u0103, aflat\u0103 parc\u0103 \u00een alte galaxii, precum Europa. \u00cen aceast\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103torie, ea a devenit mai \u00eent\u00e2i la data stelar\u0103 2004, membru al unei organiza\u0163ii r\u0103zboinice, numit\u0103 Alian\u0163a Atlanticului de Nord. Pentru a fi acceptat\u0103 ca membru, a folosit mijloace mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in diplomatice, chiar min\u0163indu-i pe membrii acelei Alian\u0163e. Astfel, ea a promis c\u0103 va acorda Ap\u0103r\u0103rii un buget de 2,38% din PIB. Lucru care nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nici ast\u0103zi. \u00cens\u0103 odat\u0103 acceptat\u0103 \u00een Alian\u0163\u0103, noii parteneri au putut vedea fa\u0163a unei noi civiliza\u0163ii, mult inferioare militar \u015fi mental. Cu toate astea, ea a profitat de bre\u015fa ap\u0103rut\u0103 \u00een conflitele dintre marile puteri ale universului, a speculat nevoia de extindere a Alian\u0163ei \u015fi a reu\u015fit s\u0103 fie acceptat\u0103. Apoi, naveta Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi-a continuat zborul s\u0103u chinuit c\u0103tre cucerirea altor noi spa\u0163ii.<br \/>\n      La data stelar\u0103 2007, a ajuns \u00een fa\u0163a unei Confedera\u0163ii de Planete Europene Unite, numite Galaxia UE. Tactica de abordare a fost aceea\u015fi. Manevre evazive (\u015fi evazioniste) de apropiere, promisiuni neonorate, negocieri \u015fi concesii umilitoare, minciuni sfruntate, mici tr\u0103d\u0103ri \u015fi\u2026a reu\u015fit ! Aceea\u015fi nevoie de extindere a noii Alian\u0163e i-a fost \u015fi de data asta favorabil\u0103. Venit\u0103 din spa\u0163iul Balcanic, dintr-o lume paralel\u0103, Rom\u00e2nia este acum parte din spa\u0163iul european\u2026 \u00cen pelerinajul ei spa\u0163io-temporal, ea a avut parte de mai mul\u0163i c\u0103pitani. Dar Picardu\u2019 \u0103sta de-acuma i-a \u00eentrecut pe to\u0163i cei dinaintea lui. Seam\u0103n\u0103 \u015fi cu Jean-Luc, e \u015fi chel ca el, doar c\u0103-l cheam\u0103 Traian\u2026 Are \u015fi el un ,,mister Spock\u2019\u2019, doar c\u0103-l cheam\u0103 ,,mister Bock\u2019\u2019.<br \/>\n       D\u00e2nd mereu \u00een\u2026 cratere, evit\u00e2nd c\u00e2mpurile de asteroizi \u015fi inelele de centur\u0103 ocolitoare ale lui Saturn, naveta a ajuns \u00eentr-o mare gaur\u0103 neagr\u0103 care le sugea tuturor energia \u015fi seva. Ca s\u0103 nu li se mai sug\u0103\u2026 energia, cei de pe nav\u0103 \u00eel ignor\u0103 pe Jean-Luc Traian Picard. C\u0103ut\u00e2nd solu\u0163ii de salvare invadeaz\u0103 alte planete mai civilizate, ajung s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige mai bine pe Lun\u0103 dec\u00e2t pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt. Degeaba \u0163ip\u0103 Jan-Luc Traian \u015fi Bock: ,,Engage ! Engage !\u2019\u2019 b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-se cu pumnul \u00een piept. Nimeni nu mai face angaj\u0103ri! Vor s\u0103 activeze motoarele superluminice, dar acestea s-au furat tot cu viteza luminii. Nemaifiind nimic de furat, to\u0163i vor s\u0103 se ,,teleporteze\u2019\u2019 c\u0103tre alte z\u0103ri. Naveta plute\u015fte \u00een deriv\u0103, pierdut\u0103 \u00een propriul spa\u0163iu mioritic\u2026 \u00cen aceste condi\u0163ii, singura lor \u015fans\u0103 este o nou\u0103 (r)evolu\u0163ie prin care membrii echipajului s\u0103 se transforme \u00een mutan\u0163i. Astfel, pu\u0163inii ,,muncitorieni\u2019\u2019 care au mai r\u0103mas, vor deveni ,,shomeryeni\u2019\u2019, specia dominant\u0103 acum pe navet\u0103. ,,Patronienii\u2019\u2019 se transform\u0103 \u00eencet, dar sigur \u00een ,,bosketarieni\u2019\u2019, iar ,,pensionarienii\u2019\u2019 vor disp\u0103rea \u00een cur\u00e2nd ca specie\u2026<br \/>\n    O singur\u0103 specie mutant\u0103 pare s\u0103 se ridice peste toate celelalte, adapt\u00e2ndu-se schimb\u0103rilor \u015fi anilor-lumin\u0103 de transform\u0103ri ale timpurilor. Pentru asta s-au setat pe ,,nesim\u0163ire\u2019\u2019 \u015fi \u015fi-au activat scutul protector al justi\u0163iei. Anatomia, fiziologia \u015fi chiar fizionomia acestor mutan\u0163i reprezint\u0103 stadiul la care s-a ajuns dup\u0103 diversele faze ale evolu\u0163iei umane. Unii sunt ro\u015fii, galbeni sau portocalii. Ace\u015ftia din urm\u0103, portocaliii, sunt cei mai hido\u015fi. Pentru ei, culoarea \u00eei eviden\u0163iaz\u0103 \u015fi este \u015fi un semn de recunoa\u015ftere \u015fi superioritate ca ras\u0103 dominant\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a celorlal\u0163i. Pentru a-\u015fi asigura suprema\u0163ia \u015fi supravie\u0163uirea, au ales s\u0103 se \u00eenchine \u00eensu\u015fi c\u0103pitanului, proclam\u00e2ndu-l zeul suprem. Iar acesta nu i-a refuzat! Religia lor este ,,Pupinkurismul evlavios\u2019\u2019 \u00een formele sale extreme, manifestat prin sacrificiul celor din rasele inferioare pe altarul bun\u0103st\u0103rii lor personale. Prin aceste ritualuri p\u0103g\u00e2ne, ei aduc drept ofrande, s\u00e2ngele proasp\u0103t supt din trupurile celor considera\u0163i inferiori ca ras\u0103. Aproape umani, ei au pielea groas\u0103, capetele tari, dar total lipsite de creier. Ochii le sunt tulburi, gura slobod\u0103, nu au inim\u0103 sau coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103 \u015fi sunt lipsi\u0163i de sentimente. Organul folosit pentru g\u00e2ndire este acela\u015fi folosit \u015fi la procreere. Au m\u00e2ini lungi, pentru a le \u00eenfige ad\u00e2nc \u00een fondurile de la Confedera\u0163ia European\u0103, iar picioarele le sunt scurte precum minciunile pe care le propag\u0103\u2026<br \/>\n    C\u0103l\u0103toare prin at\u00e2tea spa\u0163ii, ciudata navet\u0103 spa\u0163ial\u0103, interstelar\u0103 \u015fi intersti\u0163ial\u0103 numit\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi-a propus s\u0103 ating\u0103 \u015fi ultima frontier\u0103 a spa\u0163iului. Schengen! Vreo dou\u0103 mari civiliza\u0163ii se opun \u00eenc\u0103, dar dup\u0103 at\u00e2\u0163ia ani de explorare a at\u00e2tor spa\u0163ii \u015fi lumi ciudate, acesta e ultima frontir\u0103 pe care rom\u00e2nii n-au trecut-o niciodat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. \u015ei c\u00e2nd \u015focul ciocnirii civiliza\u0163iilor va trece, acestea vor trebui s\u0103-i accepte \u015fi de data asta\u2026 A\u015fa c\u0103: Engage, m\u00e2nca-v-a\u015f!<br \/>\n                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  C\u0103pitanu\u2019 Jan Lup Pi Gard                                                                                                                     Data stelar\u0103 28122010    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Space: The final frontier! These are the voyages of the Starship, Enterprise. 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