{"id":5864,"date":"2017-10-03T22:22:48","date_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5864"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:06:41","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:06:41","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-hagi-gooool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5864","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Hagi, \u0219ut \u0219i gooool!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-1-e1507058510666.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-1-300x202.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"202\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5865 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/202;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/image-1-300x202.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"202\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5865\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Transhuman\u021ba curvelor are aceea\u015fi motiva\u021bie ca a autoturismelor: nimeni nu poate b\u0103nui c\u00e2\u021bi de-ai ba\u0219tinii le-au t\u0103v\u0103lit pe \u015fosele. Mingiile de fotbal dimpotriv\u0103, dup\u0103 un \u015fut mai zdrav\u0103n se dau la casare. C\u0103-s pu\u015fti de le mai sufl\u0103-n b\u0103\u015fic\u0103 ca s\u0103 le de-a dura la r\u00e2ndu-le vreo s\u0103pt\u00e2m\u00e2n\u0103, moartea este inevitabil\u0103, ,,dama de companie\u201d se trece la pierderi iremediabile. Deci \u015fi prin urmare, sportului de-o are \u00een dotare o s\u0103 i se poat\u0103 scrie epitaful, cu o condi\u021bie: s\u0103 sucombe acum, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 se poate vorbi de bine f\u0103r\u0103 regret.<br \/>\n     Indisolubil parteneriatul om &#8211; ma\u0219in\u0103, mai cur\u00e2nd femeie &#8211; ma\u0219in\u0103. Din fuga cailor putere axa carne &#8211; fier se catenizeaz\u0103 automat, simularea de atrac\u021bie a iep\u0219oarelor bronzate, arar spuma laptelui, st\u0103 pe marginea \u0219oselei \u0219i-\u0219i \u00eembie edulcorant mu\u0219teriii, d\u0103 min\u021bii imagini de-un impresionism ordinar: ceap\u0103 &#8211; m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 &#8211; \u021b\u0103ran, neagr\u0103 &#8211; rom\u0103 &#8211; panaram\u0103. Ma\u0219in\u0103 &#8211; rabl\u0103 &#8211; ciuruc. \u00cen sensul vechiturii, uzurii de-un nivel apropiat de maxim. Dar nu numai aspectul inestetic al celor dou\u0103 obiecte expuse lucrului prin pistonare, ci \u0219i al beneficiarului lor, un portret foarte u\u0219or de conturat, pasti\u0219at dup\u0103 ambientul \u00een care se scald\u0103 to\u021bi: negru-ulei. Un ghiolban deprins cu desprinderea ro\u021bilor de camion, provenit din p\u0103tura rural\u0103, cu unghiile \u00eemb\u00e2csite de zeam\u0103 de motor \u0219i palmele cr\u0103pate de usc\u0103ciunea cozii de sap\u0103.<br \/>\n    Mariaj perfect, incidental, surogat pentru g\u00e2ndurile \u00eenfocate, de nepus \u00een practic\u0103 acas\u0103. Transferul c\u0103tre footbal a \u00eentregit subiectul. Paralela la paralel\u0103 am t\u0103iat-o cu o secant\u0103. \u0218i-am ajuns de la balonul aferent gazonului la situa\u021bia \u00een care mor\u021bia via\u021b\u0103 a acestei ramuri sportivo-afaceriste s\u0103 se \u00eendrepte c\u0103tre pr\u0103pastie. \u0218i-nc\u0103 una. Toate. A\u0219a-i c\u00e2nd te coco\u021bi \u00een v\u00e2rf doar o dat\u0103, din pur\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplare, dintr-una ce genetic nu ne apar\u021bine. Am \u00een\u021beles mecanismul, l-au \u00een\u021beles p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i dacii, f\u0103r\u0103 un pic de s\u00e2nge vecin ioc excelare, de aceea hoardele de str\u0103ini pe gazonul lui Burebista. Doar c\u0103 re\u021betarul pentru succes este un amestec din toate felurile. Dac\u0103 ne uit\u0103m \u0219i la ingredientele expirate, refuzate la controalele de calitate&#8230;. Ne putem face o idee de ce \u0219i \u00een ale punctelor pe tabela de marcaj suntem comparabili cu \u021b\u0103rile lumilor din urm\u0103.<br \/>\n    Dup\u0103 Hagi, cataclismul! Un imens gol ce nu s-a mai putut umple. Entuziasmul a pierit, n\u0103dejdea orgoliului na\u021bional satisf\u0103cut se zbate \u00een van, banii gr\u0103mezi sunt arunca\u021bi cu nemiluita f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 produc\u0103 plus valoare. Deci, revenirea la amatorism pare singura \u0219ans\u0103 pentru supravie\u021buirea oric\u0103rei ac\u021biuni, un antrenament atletic ponderat, o miz\u0103 dintre cele mai mici, o bericioaic\u0103, o batere de um\u0103r \u00eentre combatan\u021bi \u0219i privitorii lor dup\u0103 fiecare disput\u0103. O miu\u021b\u0103 \u00een curtea \u0219colii.<br \/>\n    Cred c\u0103 at\u00e2t mai poate ast\u0103zi. Ah! Cine m-o fi pus s\u0103 \u0219terg articolul cu Simona Halep? Da-l caut imediat. Da&#8217; n-are sens. P\u0103rerea mea a r\u0103mas aceea\u0219i. A ei&#8230;. O \u0219tim. Un soi de arogan\u021b\u0103 de autoap\u0103rare, pentru a r\u0103m\u00e2ne bomboan\u0103 la ghiers, parc\u0103, din memorie, un ,,n-am nevoie de nimeni&#8230;.&#8221; Totu\u0219i.<br \/>\n     Vedeta celor c\u00e2teva luni de var\u0103 a cobor\u00e2t, ca dihonia, cu foto \u0219i vorbe din micul ecran pe panourile prietenilor mei. Nu-i \u0219tiu numele, nu am re\u021binut. Ministru de justi\u021bie s\u0103 zic c-ar fi, precis, cu aluni\u021b\u0103 \u0219i calvi\u021bie evoluat\u0103, costumat \u0219i vorba unora: comunistoid. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Transhuman\u021ba curvelor are aceea\u015fi motiva\u021bie ca a autoturismelor: nimeni nu poate b\u0103nui c\u00e2\u021bi de-ai ba\u0219tinii le-au t\u0103v\u0103lit pe \u015fosele. 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