{"id":5849,"date":"2017-09-30T08:08:59","date_gmt":"2017-09-30T05:08:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5849"},"modified":"2017-12-11T10:06:42","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T07:06:42","slug":"caruta-virgule-franceza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5849","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Ora de francez\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n-Bonjur mezelev!<br \/>\n-Bonjur camarad profeseor!<br \/>\n-,Chesc\u0103 vuzave prepare pur ojurdui?\u201d<br \/>\nA\u0219a suna \u00eenceputul fiec\u0103rei ore de francez\u0103, \u00een \u0219coal\u0103. St\u0103team nemi\u0219ca\u021bi \u00een banc\u0103 \u0219i imploram partidul (c\u0103 el era Dumnezeul nostru atunci!) s\u0103 nu se deschid\u0103 catalogul pe pagina noastr\u0103&#8230; a oric\u0103ruia dintre noi. Eeei, dar partidul avea alte planuri (cincinale) cu noi, iar doamna Popa, profa de francez\u0103 din liceu, d\u0103dea paginile agonizant de \u00eencet, apoi se mai uita \u00een clas\u0103 pe sub ochelari&#8230; sau peste, \u00een func\u021bie de starea dumneaei.<br \/>\n    \u0218i \u00eemi venea r\u00e2ndul&#8230; Acuma, nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 laud, da&#8217; \u0219tiam \u0219i io francez\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la oleac\u0103 mai sus de genunchiul broa\u0219tei, datorit\u0103\/ din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 la orele de francez\u0103 din general\u0103, ocupa\u021biunea mea mintal\u0103 era la alte prostii&#8230;Deci, doamna Ni\u021bu n-are nici o vin\u0103!<br \/>\nCarevas\u0103zic\u0103, m\u0103 ridic \u00een picioare ca \u0219i cum a\u0219 fi avut o halter\u0103 de n\u0219pe kile pe umeri \u0219i d\u0103deam foile precipitat, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig timp p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103seam lec\u021bia&#8230;<br \/>\n-Pur ojurdui nuzavon prepare la leson troa!<br \/>\n-Bien! Alonzi!<br \/>\nCe alonzi, doamn\u0103! C\u0103 io n-apucasem s\u0103 copiez nici m\u0103car \u00een clas\u0103 tema de la vreo ,,fran\u021buzoaic\u0103\u201d de coleg\u0103! Ce s\u0103 zici\/ Cum s-o ,,traduci\u201d pe prof\u0103, s\u0103 nu se prind\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti la parter&#8230; adic\u0103 la p\u0103m\u00e2nt?<br \/>\n,,B\u0103, da&#8217; ce insistent se uit\u0103 asta peste ochelarii \u0103ia, s\u0103 mor io! Ce-o fi a\u0219tept\u00e2nd? filozofam io, cu transpira\u021bia \u0219iroind pe \u0219ira spin\u0103rii, \u00eencovoiat\u0103 deja de greutatea pe care o \u021bineam pe umeri, ca un Atlas&#8230; B\u0103, idiotule, \u00eemi spuneam, de scris n-ai scris, da&#8217; m\u0103car nu te l\u0103sa s\u0103 vad\u0103 asta c\u0103 te-a \u00eenvins! Nu dezarma! Fii tare pe pozi\u021bie, c\u0103 poate se plictise\u0219te \u0219i pune pe altcineva sau se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 vreun Congres al Partidului&#8230; Vede\u021bi? De t\u00e2n\u0103r eram lupt\u0103tor a\u0219a&#8230; Nu dezarmam a\u0219a u\u0219or! (if you know what I mean) Asta-i \u00een cealalt\u0103 limb\u0103 francez\u0103 pe care o mai chinui din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd&#8230;<br \/>\n,,-Donc? \u00eentreab\u0103 ea, \u00eentrerup\u00e2ndu-mi discursul meu motiva\u021bional. Vuzave prepare chelc\u0103\u0219oz pur ojurdui?<br \/>\n-Ui! zic io, cu disperare<br \/>\n-Jeo croa c\u0103 non! zice ea, \u00eemp\u0103ciuitoare<br \/>\n&#8211;Me uiii! aproape c\u0103 \u021bip io, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 g\u0103sesc cele c\u00e2teva propozi\u021bii pe care apucasem s\u0103 le scriu din zborul p\u00e2n\u0103 la banc\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n-\u0218er ami!, zice ea, cu bl\u00e2nde\u021be. Pur ojurdui, vuzave an catr\u0103! Pur votr amabilite detr\u00ee prezant!<br \/>\nCeva-ceva \u00een\u021belegeam io \u0219i m-am prins c\u0103 nu-i de bine c\u00e2nd a zis ,,catr\u201d, c\u0103 m\u0103car s\u0103 num\u0103r \u0219tiam \u0219i io&#8230;<br \/>\n-Aseie vu!, zice ea, izb\u0103vitoare.<br \/>\nAm aruncat haltera pe umerii colegei din fa\u021ba mea, c\u0103 prea era relaxat\u0103!<br \/>\n  Afar\u0103 era un soare molatec de dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103, iar prin geamurile deschise se auzeau acordurile forma\u021biei de la Casa Armatei, care repeta pentru nunta ce avea s\u0103 aib\u0103 loc..,<br \/>\n,,O pre de ma blond\u0103 \/ Il fe bo, fe bo, fe bo&#8230;\/ O pre de ma blond\u0103 \/ Il fe bo dormi&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Bonjur mezelev! -Bonjur camarad profeseor! -,Chesc\u0103 vuzave prepare pur ojurdui?\u201d A\u0219a suna \u00eenceputul fiec\u0103rei ore de francez\u0103, \u00een \u0219coal\u0103. 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