{"id":5814,"date":"2017-09-23T19:39:20","date_gmt":"2017-09-23T16:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5814"},"modified":"2017-09-23T19:41:40","modified_gmt":"2017-09-23T16:41:40","slug":"spatii-culturale-52-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5814","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 52 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      ,,A murit Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103!\u201d &#8211; posteaz\u0103, pline de jale, persoane necunoscute de pe Facebook. Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103, nebunul lini\u0219tit al R\u00e2mnicului, cu gentu\u021ba lui de dam\u0103 la bra\u021bet\u0103, de obicei neras, mirosind c\u00e2nd a cote\u021b, c\u00e2nd a colivie cu sticle\u021bi, \u00eembr\u0103cat, tot ca de obicei, cu c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 \u00een carouri \u0219i loden bej, s-a dus s\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie \u00eengerii, c\u0103 tot era expert \u00een m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri.<br \/>\n     C\u00e2nd l-am cunoscut, adic\u0103 acum vreo patru decenii, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia c\u0103rucioarele de la Cre\u0219\u0103: se strecura pe poart\u0103 (nu c\u0103 ar fi fost vreo problem\u0103, totul era deschis vrai\u0219te pe &#8211; acolo, ca \u0219i ast\u0103zi, de altfel), se apropia tiptil de landourile aliniate pe teras\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepea s\u0103 scuture p\u0103turicile, s\u0103 le miroas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 le pupe cu o expresie de fericire f\u0103r\u0103 margini pe chip. \u201eNenea,m\u0103 la\u0219i s\u0103 duc eu c\u0103ru\u021bul?\u201d \u2013  se mai milogea de consortul meu, care, milos din fire, accepta cu un z\u00e2mbet, a\u0219a c\u0103 defilam pe centru cu Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103 \u00een avangard\u0103, el g\u00e2ngurindu-i Simonei,care-l privea uimit\u0103 dintre pernu\u021be dantelate \u0219i scutece de finet.<br \/>\n     C\u00e2nd era \u00een toane bune \u0219i-i pl\u0103cea cum arat\u0103 duduile ie\u0219ite la plimbare, sculpta cu m\u00e2inile conturul de amfor\u0103 al trupurilor tinere: \u201eIe\u0219i de-acia, panaram\u0103!\u201d \u2013  se sclifosea c\u00e2te una, deloc speriat\u0103, c\u0103ci se \u0219tia c\u0103 Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103 nu-i agresiv. \u201eM\u0103i-m\u0103i, tanti!\u201d, se gudura cet\u0103\u021beanul sc\u0103pat de la S\u0103poca, \u201em\u0103i-m\u0103i\u201d \u00eensemn\u00e2nd pentru el \u0219i pentru to\u021bi copiii crescu\u021bi cu bunici duio\u0219i, ceva frumos, tare frumos. \u201e\u00ce\u021bi place ciocolata, Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103?\u201d se izmenea c\u00e2te un comic vestit al t\u00e2rgului. \u201e\u00ceh\u00ee!\u201d, \u00eencuviin\u021ba cel r\u0103mas la v\u00e2rsta de aur, c\u00e2nd toate sunt roz-bonbon \u0219i cerul n-are nori. \u201eBun,Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103?\u201d, r\u00e2dea de unul singur samariteanul de ocazie, cu pachetul de Ciocolax \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.\u201eMai vrei?\u201d &#8211; \u0219i copilul cel b\u0103tr\u00e2n nu refuza, chiar dac\u0103, dup\u0103 aceea, fugea s\u0103-\u0219i goleasc\u0103 pe undeva, pe dup\u0103 vreun gard viu sau \u00een dosul unui copac, intestinele sup\u0103rate de laxativ. Farsele de un asemenea prost-gust au continuat mult\u0103 vreme, pentru c\u0103 Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103 n-avea suficient\u0103 memorie ca s\u0103 devin\u0103 violent \u0219i s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune pe cei r\u0103ut\u0103cio\u0219i cu el.<br \/>\n      Legendele locale povestesc, printre altele, de supradotarea de mascul a celui r\u0103mas copil, \u0219i nu pu\u021bine au fost para\u0219utele care l-au ademenit prin locuri \u00eentunecate, ca s\u0103 se conving\u0103 pe cont propriu de virilitatea lui. Poate c\u0103 sunt doar vorbe \u00een\u0219irate la un pahar devin de cei cu nostalgii sexuale, de care t\u00e2rgul n-are cum s\u0103 duc\u0103 lips\u0103, fiind el a\u0219ezat pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i nu \u00een lun\u0103 ori pe planeta Marte. Poate c\u0103 a fost adev\u0103rat. Cert este c\u0103 Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103, cu toat\u0103 nebunia lui, nu era vreun libidinos \u0219i nu l-a auzit nimeni debit\u00e2nd obscenit\u0103\u021bi: limbajul lui era mai potrivit cu v\u00e2rsta de cinci-\u0219ase ani, dec\u00e2t cu trupul m\u0103t\u0103h\u0103los \u0219i ne\u00eengrijit al adultului care-l folosea.<br \/>\n       Al\u0103turi de Mircea, cel cu \u201ed\u0103-o dracului de sap\u0103\u201d, plecat \u0219i el s\u0103 c\u00e2nte, la judecata de apoi, \u201eSup\u0103rat\/ Sup\u0103rat sunt, Doamne, iar\u0103, sup\u0103rat\u201d \u0219i alte manele inocente, Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103 a fost o glum\u0103 tragic\u0103 a celui care \u0219i-a \u00eentors fa\u021ba de la noi, ca s\u0103 priveasc\u0103, din ve\u0219nicia lui, \u00eentr \u2013o cu totul alt\u0103 parte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,A murit Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103!\u201d &#8211; posteaz\u0103, pline de jale, persoane necunoscute de pe Facebook. Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103, nebunul lini\u0219tit al R\u00e2mnicului, cu gentu\u021ba<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":4796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5814"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5816,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5814\/revisions\/5816"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}