{"id":5806,"date":"2017-09-22T01:27:50","date_gmt":"2017-09-21T22:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5806"},"modified":"2017-09-22T01:33:56","modified_gmt":"2017-09-21T22:33:56","slug":"caruta-virgule-moldavian-beat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5806","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Moldavian BEAT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-27.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-27-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5807 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-27-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-27.jpeg 480w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/225;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-27-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5807\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-27-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-27.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    O cheam\u00ee COCA. \u00cent\u00e2ia\u0219i dat\u00ee c\u00e2nd am v\u0103z&#8217;t-o, am ORBIT c\u00e2nd i-am v\u0103zut FANTA, de\u0219i nu era o para\u0219ut\u0103. Ea z\u00e2cea c\u00ee-i VIRGIN(\u0103) \u0219\u00ee c\u0103 trebe s\u00ee hiu mai MOBIL, s\u00ee am o POWER BAR ca s\u00ee-i fac fa\u021b\u0103! Io nu-s vreun ORACLE, da&#8217; c\u00e2nd eram cu ia, m\u0103 \u0219\u00ee videam plutind pe AMAZON like a BOSS!<br \/>\n    O vreme o fost pi buni, dar mai t\u00e2rz\u00e2u o fost din ce \u00een ce mai PIRELLI, a\u0219a c\u0103 i-am dat&#8230;ORAL B \u0219i am plecat aiurea prin CARTIER! Ea str\u00e2ga dup\u0103 mini c\u0103 sunt SONY, da&#8217; nici nu VISA ea ce-o a\u0219teapt\u00ee. H&#038;M! Nici io nu-s vreun PLAYBOY, dar nici vreun ,,las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 te LAY\u201dS ! Apoi iar zghiera c\u0103 sunt OMO, c\u0103 nu sunt SMART \u0219\u00ee c\u0103 nici m\u0103car nu i-am rupt JIMENES!&#8230; Las-o s\u0103 striji, c\u00ee \u0219i-a\u0219a n-o mai aud! M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu vechii mei pretini JACK DANIELS \u0219\u00ee JOHNNY WALKER la c\u00e2r\u0219iuma lui JOHN BARR&#8230; P\u00e2n\u00e2 la urm\u00ee o cuprins-o NVIDIA \u0219\u00ee s-a cuplat \u0219i ea cu \u0103ia doi fra\u021bi J&#038;B! Am g\u0103s\u00e2t-o MAKITA r\u0103u di t\u0103t \u0219\u00ee \u00eentr-un EQUILIBRIO foarti instabil! Tot morm\u0103ia \u00eentr-una IBM&#8230; IBM&#8230; da&#8217; io n-am mai vrut s\u0103 bieu cu ie! Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd m\u0103 mai \u00eentreba: EBAY?&#8230; EBAY? Da&#8217; io, nu \u0219i nu! E, nu bieu, na!  \u0218i-o s\u00ee fa\u0219i? Credeam c\u00e2 nici nu mai AUDI ghini di la at\u00e2ta alcool, saracu\u021ba! SHELL mai ghini o fost c\u00e2nd o c\u0103zut \u0219\u00ee i s-o v\u0103zut&#8230; IKEA! UPS, am z\u00e2s io! S\u00ee \u0219tii c\u00ee ti pun pi FACEBOOK, s\u00e2 r\u00e2z\u0103 lumea di tini! Da&#8217; ia z\u00e2\u0219i: WHATSAPP, b\u0103, NIKE! P\u0103 mini nu m\u0103 cheam\u0103 Nike, m\u0103 cheam\u00ee Vasili, da&#8217; ia a\u0219a credea! \u0218\u00ee c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit io mai ghini, ea&#8230; KNORR&#8230; KNORR&#8230; sfor\u0103ia \u0219\u00ee tr\u0103jea la aghioasi, di si cutremura pam\u00e2ntu&#8217;! Crez c\u00ee visa \u0219eva ur\u00e2t c\u00ee striga-n somn: HUAWEI, \u0103\u0103\u0103i! HUAWEI, \u0103\u0103\u0103i! Nu&#8217;\u0219 ci z\u00e2cea, c\u00ee n-am \u00een\u021b\u0103les! De-aia z\u00e2c c\u00ee ni\u0219i ia n-o \u00een\u021b\u0103les TOYOTA din ce-am vorovit io!&#8230; O s\u00e2-i spui lu&#8217; p\u0103rintili SHIMANO s\u0103-i dea CANON s\u00ee bat\u00ee m\u0103t\u0103nii p\u00e2n\u00ee or durea-o ghenuchii! \u0218i s\u00ee-i fac, dac-o iubiesc? C\u00ee dac\u00ee n-o iubeam, nu-i mai puneam PAMPERS c\u00e2nd bie \u0219\u00ee TAMPAX c\u00e2nd nu bie, nu-i mai loam io hain\u0103 di blan\u0103 di DIOR? P\u0103i, c\u00e2\u021bi dihori am omor\u00e2t io pientru ia&#8230; \u0102h\u0103! \u0218-am fost \u0219\u00ee pi la to\u021bi FERRARI s\u0103-i fac lan\u021buri din a\u0219elea dr\u0103gu\u021bi&#8230; Iarna o plimbam cu SANYO&#8230; Eii, ci vremuri! \u0218i ce FUNAI mai ie\u0219ea dup\u0103 aia!&#8230; Iote, la el! MARS m\u0103, de-aci, potaia dracu&#8217;!<br \/>\n    Eeei, mai stau oleac\u00ee la UMBRO, da&#8217; dup\u0103 aia m\u0103 duc \u0219i io s\u00ee m\u0103 fac MANGO \u0219\u00ee dup\u0103 aia s\u0103 m\u0103 duc acas\u00ee s\u00ee dau la PORSCHE \u0219eia c\u00ee le-o hi foami \u0219\u00ee lor! Por\u0219ii ca por\u0219ii da&#8217; s\u00ee viezi g\u0103inili: cotKODAK&#8230; cotKODAK&#8230; \u0219\u00ee ra\u021bili: IMac&#8230; IMac! \u0218i galajii o s\u00ee hii! O s\u00ee hii o nebunii!&#8230; Numa&#8217; \u0218el di ASUS o s\u00ee mai \u0219tii! \u0218\u00ee c\u00e2nd o vini acas\u00ee, TOSHIBA r\u0103u cu paru&#8217; ! O \u0219i bat ca s\u00ee s\u0103-nve\u021bi minti \u0219i s-\u00een\u021b\u0103leag\u00ee c\u00ee io o iubiesc di mor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O cheam\u00ee COCA. \u00cent\u00e2ia\u0219i dat\u00ee c\u00e2nd am v\u0103z&#8217;t-o, am ORBIT c\u00e2nd i-am v\u0103zut FANTA, de\u0219i nu era o para\u0219ut\u0103. 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