{"id":5788,"date":"2017-09-19T22:47:39","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T19:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5788"},"modified":"2017-09-19T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2017-09-19T19:47:39","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-farsa-masa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5788","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Fars\u0103&#8230; la mas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-22-e1505850356126.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-22-262x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"262\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5789 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 262px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 262\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-22-262x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"262\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5789\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-23-e1505850386993.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-23-300x242.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5790 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/242;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-23-300x242.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5790\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    G\u0103si-l-a\u0219 \u0219i nu l-a\u0219 mai g\u0103si. Restul&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Rostul. Nedeslu\u0219ite c\u0103i de domn \u0219i rutiere. La dou\u0103 \u00een noapte se coace de-un vis de chindie, de-un cal alb coam\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2nt nechezat \u0219i-un trup de fecioar\u0103 de se cutremur\u0103 materia chimic\u0103 \u00een p\u00e2raiele sanguine, te ia cu le\u0219in s\u0103 \u00eenchipui a madonei atingere, fl\u0103c\u0103u tuleian, un dram mai r\u0103s\u0103rit, om cu antrenament la sal\u0103 ori de-o v\u00e2rst\u0103 gravitant\u0103 \u00een sistemul aritmetic cvinta-\u00eenzecit. La dou\u0103 \u00een noapte, sau mai repejor, lunile de fete mari se imortalizeaz\u0103 \u00een oglinda retrovizoare, crap\u0103 de ciud\u0103 parbrizul, fierul se smuce\u0219te din matc\u0103 \u0219i-\u0219i ia c\u00e2mpii de dor de \u021barini. \u0218i-\u021bi vine s\u0103 le rupi picioarele, s\u0103 le blestemi c\u0103 la trezire trup \u0219i minte se-mb\u0103ls\u0103meaz\u0103 cu flori de nunt\u0103.<br \/>\n    Dar nu pura desc\u0103tu\u0219are de narcisism, descarcerat\u0103 din baierile foto-shop-\u0103rii la mama-n tind\u0103 f\u0103cu din mine, plop tomnatic adus din coroan\u0103 chircit\u0103, curiosul satului de geamba\u0219 de dor \u0219i of balcanic, ci feciorii de lele, leaturile mele ne\u00eendem\u00e2natice, de parc\u0103 n-ar potcovi litere zi de zi \u00een poienile slavo-italine \u0219i n-ar m\u0103zg\u0103li iepele sirepele cu cerneal\u0103 \u00een 32 de bi\u021bi. De parc\u0103 intui\u021bia virtual\u0103 ar fi proiect pe masa politicilor Nasa \u00een secolul 31. Zic bine?<br \/>\n    Mai coerent. Este bizar s\u0103 publici o imagine cu dou\u0103 chipuri, dintre care unul nu are defini\u021bie clar\u0103, blurarea neg\u0103sindu-\u0219i nici contextul vizual, nici sensul. Ce-i mort, mort r\u0103m\u00e2ne. La fel \u0219i genul zombie resuscitat de vreo c\u00e2\u021biva ani, r\u0103t\u0103cind cu m\u00e2inile \u00eentinse \u0219i palmele deschise la fiecare chior de ban cer\u0219it \u00een numele unui haiduc dus pe pustii. O fi valsul c\u00e2ntec de leag\u0103n pentru amintiri, o fi berea morfina durerii pierdutei tinere\u021bi, dar \u0219i el e-un mort ce umbl\u0103 noaptea printre b\u0103l\u0103riile b\u0103rbilor negre din v\u0103mi ce-a primit un ve\u0219m\u00e2nt mai spilcuit, o loca\u021bie pe m\u0103sur\u0103 \u0219i-un g\u00e2nd \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor total diferit de-al predecesorilor. \u0218i boxe, \u0219i fete isterizate, \u0219i gr\u0103mezi de turi\u0219ti veni\u021bi s\u0103 ca\u0219te ochii \u0219i urechile la desuetitudinea \u0219i platitudinea multor minore \u0219i majore apuc\u0103turi de m\u00e2n\u0103 st\u00e2ng\u0103. Nu se n\u0103scu nimeni \u00eentre timp s\u0103 rup\u0103 gura t\u00e2rgului \u00een folk, \u0219tiu prea bine protagoni\u0219tii, iar cei ce \u00eenc\u0103 nu au un loc \u00een memoriile mele nu sunt mai mult de-o copie palid\u0103 a celorlal\u021bi, dar nu omul-artist este parte \u00eentre aceste constat\u0103ri, nevinov\u0103\u021bia \u0219i non\u0219alan\u021ba expunerii lor sunt evidente, niciunul n-a trecut pragul adolescen\u021bei, ve\u0219nica \u00eendr\u0103gostire \u00eei p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219te de fiecare dat\u0103 pentru o noapte&#8230;. Ci puritatea de care s-au \u00eenconjurat ani de-a r\u00e2ndul. Iarba, nisipul, asfaltul, banca din parc pe care-\u0219i f\u0103cea veacul turul pantalonului melomanului lini\u0219tit vor fi, \u0219i sunt deja, \u00eenlocuite cu rafinate a\u0219ez\u0103minte pentru dosuri preten\u021bioase \u0219i pre\u021bioase. \u0218i ce farmec mai are? Tu s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi Bade Ioane, iar privitorului t\u0103u s\u0103 i se scurg\u0103 zerul br\u00e2nzeturilor industriale \u00een col\u021bul gurii, Mielul pre ghiersul t\u0103u, miel la botul pl\u0103titorului serviciilor tale muzicale. Om bun cu cerin\u021b\u0103 de-o bucat\u0103 de p\u00e2ine \u00een c\u00e2ntec, o coaj\u0103 de chifl\u0103 aruncat\u0103 \u00een cap ca pe vremuri l\u0103utarilor mor\u021bi de foame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G\u0103si-l-a\u0219 \u0219i nu l-a\u0219 mai g\u0103si. Restul&#8230;. Rostul. Nedeslu\u0219ite c\u0103i de domn \u0219i rutiere. La dou\u0103 \u00een noapte se coace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5791,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5788\/revisions\/5791"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}