{"id":5757,"date":"2017-09-13T20:15:55","date_gmt":"2017-09-13T17:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5757"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:03:08","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:03:08","slug":"caruta-virgule-oras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5757","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; La pas prin ora\u0219"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5758 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16.jpeg 404w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5758\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-16.jpeg 404w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n   De c\u00e2nd m-am desp\u0103r\u021bit de Margareta&#8230; Na, c\u0103 mi-a sc\u0103pat! N-a\u0219 fi vrut s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eencarc \u0219i pe voi cu durerea mea, dar acum dac\u0103 m-am dat de gol, trebe s\u0103 v\u0103 spui! Margareta e&#8230; adic\u0103 a fost&#8230; dar ce zic eu?&#8230; va r\u0103m\u00e2ne pentru totdeauna ma\u0219ina mea! Prima mea ma\u0219in\u0103! Dup\u0103 ,,zece \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri ciudate\u201d&#8230; deci, dup\u0103 zece ani de convie\u021buire \u00een armonie ca un membru cu drepturi depline al familiei, Margareta mea a trebuit s\u0103 plece! M-am desp\u0103r\u021bit de ea amiabil dar cu o str\u00e2ngere de inim\u0103 pentru c\u0103 mi-a fost fidel\u0103 \u00een majoritatea timpului&#8230; Cu mici excep\u021bii \u00een care am aplicat prezum\u021bia de nevinov\u0103\u021bie! A plecat pe alte meleaguri s\u0103 slujeasc\u0103 altuia, care, la fel ca mine acum zece ani, e la prima experien\u021b\u0103 de genul \u0103sta! Drum \u00eentins, Margareto! S\u0103 ai parte de cel pu\u021bin aceea\u0219i aten\u021bie pe care ai avut-o din partea mea \u0219i s\u0103-i bucuri la fel de mult pe noiii proprietari!&#8230;<br \/>\n     Na, c\u0103 vrusei s\u0103 v\u0103 spui una \u0219i d\u0103dui \u00een alta!&#8230; Dar ce spuneam? C\u0103 de c\u00e2nd m-am desp\u0103r\u021bit de Margareta, am luat la pas str\u0103zile ora\u0219ului \u0219i am descoperit lucruri noi pe care nu le-a\u0219 fi descoperit din viteza ma\u0219inii. Bun\u0103oar\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u00een realitate cu prietenii virtuali, s\u0103 vorbim cu gura, s\u0103 ne privim cu ochii \u0219i s\u0103 z\u00e2mbim f\u0103r\u0103 emoticoane&#8230; E chiar interesant! Ei, dar ce-mi v\u0103zur\u0103 mie ochii ieri, azi&#8230;? La Prim\u0103rie, se muncea de zor la instalarea&#8230; instala\u021biilor de lumini pentru&#8230; Cr\u0103ciun! Dom&#8217; le, din c\u00e2te \u0219tiu io, mai sunt aproape trei luni p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een decembrie! Or \u0219ti oamenii \u0103\u0219tia ceva, c\u0103 vine iarna mai repede \u0219i nu vor s\u0103 fie ,,lua\u021bi prin surprindere\u201d?<br \/>\nAzi, la ,,Centrul Cultural\u201d aceea\u0219i activitate intens\u0103 cu lumini\u021bele de Cr\u0103ciun! Ieri am zis c\u0103, na!&#8230; Dar \u0219i azi? Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103? Te pomene\u0219ti c\u0103 guvernul \u0103sta nenorocit de tehnocra\u021bi a mutat Cr\u0103ciunul prin noiembrie, \u00eenainte de alegeri, ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 motiv s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 niscaiva ,,cadouri\u201d! Iar Revelionul o fi fix pe 11 dechemvrie, pe rit vechi, s\u0103 se bucure toat\u0103 lumea \u0219i la victorie \u0219i la \u00eenfr\u00e2ngere! Ca s\u0103 fie bine la toat\u0103 lumea \u0219i s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103u numai la unii!&#8230;<br \/>\n      Ce s\u0103 fac? Ce s\u0103 fac, dac\u0103 v\u0103z? Mi s-a mai zis ca v\u0103z \u0219i spui \u0219i c\u0103 v\u0103z prost \u0219i spun \u0219i mai prost! Dar, ce s\u0103 fac, fi-mi-ar capu&#8217; al dracu&#8217;! \u0102sta e, altu&#8217; n-am! L-oi schimba c\u00e2nd s-or mai face t\u0103ieri la Abator&#8230; Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, vorba lu&#8217; Jon Snow: ,,The winter is coming!\u201d Vine iarna, b\u0103! \u0218i cic\u0103 o s\u0103 hie cea mai a dracu&#8217; iarn\u0103 din ultima sut\u0103 de ani! Io zic s\u0103 ne num\u0103r\u0103m acu&#8217; ca s\u0103 \u0219tim c\u00e2\u021bi om mai ie\u0219i la p\u0103scut la prim\u0103var\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n      \u0218i am mai v\u0103zut o treab\u0103, dom&#8217;le! M-am frecat la ochi, c\u0103 am crezut c\u0103 am dormit \u0219i m-am trezit&#8230; Pe unde treceai, afi\u0219e cu ,,Credite doar cu buletinul, f\u0103r\u0103 adeverin\u021b\u0103 de salariu! Direct \u00een magazin!\u201d&#8230; B\u0103, te pomene\u0219ti c\u0103 am dormit sau m-am \u00eentors \u00een timp! C\u0103 a\u0219a erea \u0219i \u00eenainte de Criz\u0103! \u0218i toat\u0103 lumea \u021bipa c\u0103 de-aia a venit criza, c\u0103 b\u0103ncile au dat credite doar cu buletinul \u0219i au stimulat consumul excesiv \u0219i ,,aoleu ce-al dracu e, \/ C\u00e2nd ai bani \u0219i n-ai cu ce \/ \u0218i-aoleu ce-al dracu-\u021bi vine \/ C\u00e2nd ai bani \u0219i n-ai cu cine!\u201d (din folclorul deocheat \u0219i plagiat al poporului rom\u00e2n). Adic\u0103telea cum vine asta? Iar credite cu buletinul? De unde at\u00e2ta relaxare fiscal\u0103, nene? Da&#8217; la \u0103ia cu credite \u00een franci nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi? Ce-or face ei s\u0103racii cu conversia \u0219i cu renegocierea contractelor? Ei nu e \u0219i ei oameni? N-are \u0219i ei drepturile omului la o ree\u0219alonare la cursul istoric? Ei nu voteaz\u0103? C\u0103 acu&#8217; vine ,,payment day\u201d \u0219i creditele \u00een CHF se vor converti \u00een VHF (Vot pe H\u00e2rtie Fin\u0103)&#8230; Doamne-ajut\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea!<br \/>\n     \u00cen rest, toate bune! Lumea mul\u021bumit\u0103, cursul valutar arat\u0103 ca un EKG al unuia cu fibrila\u021bii, barurile au clien\u021bi permanen\u021bi, R\u00eemnicul curge cuminte \u00een albia lui, c\u00e2inii convie\u021buiesc \u00een bun\u0103 \u00een\u021belegere cu restul lumii ca viitoare specie conlocuitoare \u0219i \u00eenlocuitoare&#8230; Pace vou\u0103, tuturor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2nd m-am desp\u0103r\u021bit de Margareta&#8230; Na, c\u0103 mi-a sc\u0103pat! 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