{"id":5718,"date":"2017-09-07T23:14:09","date_gmt":"2017-09-07T20:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5718"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:03:08","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:03:08","slug":"caruta-virgule-dupa-gratii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5718","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Dup\u0103 gratii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-7.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-7.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"282\" height=\"179\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5719 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 282px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 282\/179;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/image-7.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"282\" height=\"179\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5719\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n   De c\u00e2nd cu arest\u0103rile astea pe band\u0103, se observ\u0103 un fenomen foarte interesant. \u00cenc\u0103tu\u0219a\u021bii lua\u021bi pe sus de DNA, se&#8230; desc\u0103tu\u0219eaz\u0103 dup\u0103 gratii, precum Django unchained&#8230; Suflete sensibile \u0219i ne\u00een\u021belese, pleiada de aresta\u021bi, g\u0103sesc dup\u0103 gratii locul \u0219i atmosfera propice dezl\u0103n\u021buirii talentelor&#8230; latente ce z\u0103ceau \u00een ei, f\u0103r\u0103 ca m\u0103car ei s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 le au.<br \/>\n  A\u0219a se face c\u0103, elibera\u021bi de grija \u0219p\u0103gii de m\u00e2ine, de stresul comisioanelor cuvenite, indivizii se concentreaz\u0103 pe scris&#8230; \u0218i dup\u0103 ce \u0219i-au f\u0103cut \u00eenc\u0103lzirea cu declara\u021biile-\u0219ablon, reci \u0219i cu limbajul de lemn al legii, aresta\u021bii  \u00ee\u0219i las\u0103 imagina\u021bia s\u0103 zburde \u00een voie \u00eentre pere\u021bii celulei. Ai zice c\u0103 pentru a scrie o carte&#8230; sau dou\u0103&#8230; sau trei, parc\u0103 te-ai cere singur la pu\u0219c\u0103rie! C\u0103ci unde \u00een libertate mai po\u021bi s\u0103 mai g\u0103se\u0219ti lini\u0219tea aia necesar\u0103 a\u0219ternerii pe h\u00e2rtie a zbucuimului t\u0103u interior&#8230; Aici \u00een libertate, te pierzi \u00een grijile m\u0103runte ale traiului de zi cu zi, ale luptei pentru hrana zilnic\u0103, pl\u0103\u021bii facturilor, ale impozitelor la stat, ale loteriei bonurilor fiscale, etc. Pe c\u00e2nd acolo, la umbr\u0103 \u0219i la r\u0103coare, cu pensiune complet\u0103 gratis de la stat, cum dracu s\u0103 nu te apuce inspira\u021bia? Sunt acum, probabil mai mul\u021bi ,,scriitori\u201d \u00eenchi\u0219i dec\u00e2t \u00een libertate, \u00eenc\u00e2t s-ar putea pune bazele unei noi USR: ,,Uniunea Scriitorilor ,,Re\u021binu\u021bi\u201d&#8230; Cu Adrian N\u0103stase pre\u0219edinte, acesta \u0219i-ar vedea, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, realizat visul de a fi pre\u0219edinte. Cu Elena Udrea la departamentul de imagine, cu rolul de a ,,\u00eent\u0103ri\u201d p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pe cel mai lipsit de vlag\u0103 ,,membru\u201d, Vanghelie la Trezorerie&#8230; iar restul nu mai conteaz\u0103. \u0218i aproporno&#8230; de Vanghelie: dac\u0103 \u0219i \u0103sta se apuc\u0103 de scris, io zic s\u0103 se puie lac\u0103t pe USR-ul \u0103la adev\u0103rat, iar to\u021bi membrii s\u0103 se apuce de b\u0103tut c\u00e2mpiile patriei cu orice alte treburi \u00een afar\u0103 de scris. Dar mai \u00eenainte s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 procese de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 despre realiz\u0103rile lor, dup\u0103 ce l-au v\u0103zut pe Copos c\u0103 a scris trei c\u0103r\u021bi \u00eentr-un an jumate, c\u00e2t a fost re\u021binut&#8230; \u0218i ce c\u0103r\u021bi! Despre turism, economie&#8230; de-astea grele, nu cai verzi pe pere\u021bii celulei! Adev\u0103rate biblii pentru genera\u021biile urm\u0103toare de&#8230; investitori! P\u0103i dac\u0103 nu era un pic&#8230; re\u021binut, c\u00e2te ar fi scris? A\u0219a c\u0103, b\u0103i, scriitorilor, care sunte\u021bi voi scriitori \u0219i care abia scrie\u021bi o carte, dou\u0103 toat\u0103 via\u021ba! Vede\u021bi aicea randament, inspira\u021bie, prolificitate! Ia s\u0103 intra\u021bi voi oleac\u0103 la ,,r\u0103coare\u201d ca s\u0103 ave\u021bi spor la scris! Ca s\u0103 nu mai vorbesc de faptul c\u0103 dup\u0103 un astfel de ,,stagiu\u201d, te specializezi \u0219i \u00een arta conversa\u021biei, a declam\u0103rii \u0219i al jocului actoricesc, a dela\u021biunii \u0219i turn\u0103toriei, av\u00e2nd ca ,,juriu\u201d procurorii \u00een fa\u021ba c\u0103rora dau examenul de admitere \u00een Uniune. Ca urmare, dac\u0103 impresionezi, dac\u0103 ai limba dulce \u0219i spui tot, dai \u00een g\u00e2t cu convingere pe to\u021bi cu care ai furat, ai toate \u0219ansele s\u0103 scapi mai u\u0219or. Ceea ce nu-i pu\u021bin lucru, dac\u0103 sentin\u021ba e de \u0219apte ani, de exemplu. Negociezi cinci, faci trei \u0219i ie\u0219i \u00eentr-un an jumate&#8230;<br \/>\n   Dup\u0103 care, talentul de scriitor dispare brusc, odat\u0103 cu cel de orator&#8230; Niciunul nu mai \u0219tie s\u0103 scrie dec\u00e2t&#8230; ordine de plat\u0103 \u0219i nici nu mai \u0219tie s\u0103 declame dec\u00e2t un singur cuv\u00e2nt: bani!<br \/>\nDoar c\u00e2teodat\u0103, c\u00e2nd au co\u0219maruri, se mai viseaz\u0103 zg\u00e2r\u00e2ind cu coada lingurii pe pere\u021bi: X+Y=LOVE&#8230; Unde X \u0219i Y sunt ambii parteneri de sex. Masculin. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2nd cu arest\u0103rile astea pe band\u0103, se observ\u0103 un fenomen foarte interesant. \u00cenc\u0103tu\u0219a\u021bii lua\u021bi pe sus de DNA, se&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5720,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5718\/revisions\/5720"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}