{"id":5686,"date":"2017-09-01T02:31:25","date_gmt":"2017-08-31T23:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5686"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:04:59","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:04:59","slug":"spatii-culturale-49-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5686","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 49 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nDimine\u021bile au un farmec aparte. O nostalgie a lor, care schimb\u0103 perspectiva asupra lucrurilor, \u00een lumina tulbure a \u00eenceputului de zi, d\u00e2nd la o parte, ca pe o hain\u0103 mult prea purtat\u0103, cenu\u0219iul \u2013 culoare \u00eenc\u0103 la putere \u00een ora\u0219ele mici de provincie, chiar dac\u0103 moda din occident a adus \u0219i la noi obiceiul de a vopsi \u00een ro\u0219u, galben \u0219i mai verde cl\u0103dirile, anexele (inclusiv cote\u021bele pentru p\u0103s\u0103ri \u0219i porci) \u2013 din ziduri \u0219i din oase. Starea de visare nu dureaz\u0103 mult. Dac\u0103 ajungi \u00een centru, la deja celebrul semafor de la BRD, e ca \u0219i cum ai nimeri dintr-un film siropos de Cr\u0103ciun, cu iubiri \u0219i fabrici salvate \u00een ultimul moment, prin magia Mo\u0219ului (nu se spune nimic despre Na\u0219terea M\u00e2ntuitorului, evenimentul religios nu intr\u0103 \u00een calculele negustorilor de vie\u021bi, imagini \u0219i produse!) \u00eentr-un film cu b\u0103t\u0103i, \u0219apte mor\u021bi pe secund\u0103 \u0219i eroi b\u0103rbo\u0219i care vor s\u0103 salveze lumea de spioni, extratere\u0219tri \u0219i ho\u021bi. Ie\u0219i din toropeal\u0103 \u0219i musai s\u0103-\u021bi preg\u0103te\u0219ti armele, s\u0103-\u021bi accelerezi viteza de reac\u021bie \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi potrive\u0219ti decibelii (nu fiindc\u0103 te-ar auzi cineva, ci mai mult pentru impresia artistic\u0103 a momentului). Din tufi\u0219uri, de sub ma\u0219inile parcate neregulamentar, \u00een plin centru, dintre st\u00e2lpii de la Fisc \u0219i de unde numai ei \u0219tiu, apar vreo 15 c\u00e2ini (i-am num\u0103rat, fiindc\u0103 m-au l\u0103sat, maidanezii au manifestat \u00eentotdeauna fa\u021b\u0103 de mine aceea\u0219i indiferen\u021b\u0103 pe care o manifest\u0103 \u0219i elitele culturale locale). Nu sunt nici somnoro\u0219i, nici fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi. Ora\u0219ul \u00eei hr\u0103ne\u0219te mai bine dec\u00e2t pe copiii str\u0103zii ori pe boschetari. \u0218tiu b\u0103tr\u00e2ne care au tot timpul \u00een saco\u0219ica pentru doi cartofi, un m\u0103r \u0219i-o varz\u0103 din pia\u021b\u0103, feliu\u021ba de \u201eceva bun\u201d pentru pot\u0103i; \u0219tiu lucr\u0103toare din comer\u021bul de tranzi\u021bie care mai cur\u00e2nd ar pleca de acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 trusa de machiaj, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 uite pache\u021belul cu resturi pentru \u201e\u0103ia mici\u201d; \u0219tiu copii care p\u0103streaz\u0103, de pe-o zi pe alta, cornul \u0219i laptele de la \u0219coal\u0103, pentru a mitui alaiul de l\u0103tr\u0103tori din centrul ora\u0219ului. \u0218tiu destule, dar sunt lucruri pe care toat\u0103 lumea le \u0219tie. C\u00e2rcoteala, protestul (de genul \u201ece face, domnule, prim\u0103ria, de ce nu adun\u0103 c\u00e2inii de pe str\u0103zi, de ce nu-i castreaz\u0103, de ce nu-i eutanasiaz\u0103, de ce nu-i duce \u00een ad\u0103posturi, ce-a\u021bi f\u0103cut cu banii pentru ad\u0103posturi, ce fac hingherii, ce face dom primar, ce fac domnii consilieri?&#8230; \u201d) sunt bune c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 comunici \u0219i n-ai un subiect potrivit ori n-ai, pur \u0219i simplu, la tine, cuvintele (\u0219i subiectele) de\u0219tepte. Despre vreme \u0219i despre politic\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea \u0219tie s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u00e2te ceva, nu ri\u0219ti s\u0103 fii auzit ori contrazis.<\/p>\n<p>Cei 15 maidanezi au o inteligen\u021b\u0103 dat\u0103 de traiul de pe-o zi pe alta \u0219i de improviza\u021biile la care-i oblig\u0103 supravie\u021buirea cu orice pre\u021b: \u0219tiu pe cine s\u0103 latre (victime sunt de obicei femeile tinere, prea parfumate, care se pare c\u0103 nu \u0219i-au petrecut noaptea acas\u0103, b\u0103rba\u021bii \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een putere, dar purt\u00e2nd \u00een jurul lor, ca pe o nevrednic\u0103 dublur\u0103 energetic\u0103, damful de \u201emitilic\u201d, alcool ieftin, care tulbur\u0103 cerebelul, distruge ficatul, orbe\u0219te \u0219i, \u00een final, omoar\u0103, doamnele cu kilograme \u00een plus, evada\u021bii de la fosta \u0219coal\u0103 ajut\u0103toare, ma\u0219inile de fi\u021be, care trec \u00een zbor, anun\u021b\u00e2ndu-i pe somnoro\u0219i c\u0103 s-a terminat programul artistic din cluburile de noapte etc.). E clar c\u0103 maidanezii nu latr\u0103 pe oricine, nici oricum \u0219i nici oric\u00e2nd, au ei probabil un program bine stabilit, o strategie european\u0103 de selectare a punctelor tari \u0219i a punctelor slabe, tehnici de implementare a acestor strategii \u0219i acordul asocia\u021biilor \u201eSalva\u021bi animalele\u201d. Cei 15 \u2013 de fapt, num\u0103rul difer\u0103 de la o zi la alta, \u00een func\u021bie de dispozi\u021bia fizic\u0103 \u0219i psihic\u0103 a fiec\u0103rui membru al fericitei comunit\u0103\u021bi \u2013 sunt de toate rasele, dimensiunile \u0219i caracterele. Cei flegmatici m\u00e2r\u00e2ie \u00een surdin\u0103. Cei colerici fac scandal, dar nu se ating de nimeni. Istericii sunt cei mai periculo\u0219i, ei chiar se dau la om, mu\u0219c\u0103, rup, par atin\u0219i de turbare \u0219i ar trebui s\u0103 poarte botni\u021b\u0103, dar n-are cine s\u0103 le-o cumpere. Printre ei, mic, vioi \u0219i nes\u0103buit, Azorel\/c\u0103\u021bel de cartier (cum l-a botezat un internaut) latr\u0103 sub\u021bire \u0219i confund\u0103 sexele: nu l-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat nimeni c\u0103 la c\u00e2ini nu se poart\u0103 moda gay, a\u0219a c\u0103-\u0219i petrece \u00een lacrimi toat\u0103 diminea\u021ba. \u00centr-un final, va \u00een\u021belege \u0219i el c\u0103 la c\u00e2ini nu exist\u0103, ca la oameni, toleran\u021b\u0103 maxim\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de minorit\u0103\u021bile \u201epe invers\u201d \u0219i political correctness. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, nu-i r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t s\u0103 emigreze \u00een zona g\u0103rii, unde c\u00e2inii comunitari vorbesc mai multe limbi str\u0103ine, au m\u0103nu\u0219i. cip \u00een ureche \u0219i c\u00e2te un covrig \u00een coad\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dimine\u021bile au un farmec aparte. 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