{"id":5657,"date":"2017-08-26T20:48:21","date_gmt":"2017-08-26T17:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5657"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:04:59","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:04:59","slug":"caruta-virgule-brexitu-mamii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5657","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Brexitu&#8217; mamii lor!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-26.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-26-300x151.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"151\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5658 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-26-300x151.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-26.jpeg 316w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/151;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-26-300x151.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"151\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5658\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-26-300x151.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-26.jpeg 316w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Dragii mei! Fra\u021bilor! Fi&#8217;nc\u0103 toate treburile e bune \u00een \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara noastr\u0103 \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea a\u0219teapt\u0103 precum puii de r\u00e2ndunic\u0103 salariile alea m\u0103rite, io zic s\u0103 mai vorovim o \u021b\u00e2r\u0103 \u0219i despre al\u021bii! Par egzamplu despre engleji cu Brexitu&#8217; \u0103la al lor!<br \/>\n     B\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia chiar a vorbit serioos iei a\u0219ea&#8230; Adic\u0103telea io credeam c\u0103 a zis \u0219i iei la sup\u0103rare, c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 respecte iei votul poporului, c\u0103 Parlamentul poate s\u0103 schimbe rezultatul \u0219i s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 dracului \u00een UE asta a\u0219a cum ie ia! Io cre&#8217; c\u0103 nici alde Junckers \u0219i Tusk n-a crezut iei c\u0103 englejii vorbe\u0219te serios. Sir \u00een sus, sir \u00een jos, hai c\u0103 mai d\u0103m noi, mai l\u0103sa\u021bi voi&#8230; A\u0219! Nimic, m\u00e2nca-v-a\u0219 sufletu&#8217;! Una a zis \u0219i tot aia a fumat! C\u0103 dac\u0103 se schimba iei la vorbe \u00eensemna c\u0103 nu ascult\u0103 de vocea poporului, deh! Ceea ce, m\u0103-n\u021belegi, nu se face! Cum ar hi, ca tocmai \u00een ditamai Regatul Unit al Marii Britanii \u0219i Irlandei de Nord, cu regin\u0103, prin\u021b consort \u0219i toate alea, s\u0103 fac\u0103 ei una ca asta? C\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia de pe continent le mai sugerau c\u00e2te o variant\u0103, o treab\u0103, doar-doar s-or r\u0103zg\u00e2ndi! Neah! \u0218i iote c\u0103 Theresa May a semnat actul \u0103la nenorocit, oficial de Brexitare \u0219i a mai \u0219i zis c\u0103 nu mai e cale de-ntors! Adic\u0103 nici n-a l\u0103sat treaba \u00eentr-o coad\u0103 de pe\u0219te, o porti\u021b\u0103 prin care s\u0103 se strecoare la nevoie&#8230; Ce vorghe\u0219ti, b\u0103! Lordu-i lord \u0219i-n pielea goal\u0103! \u0218i regina la fel!&#8230; Numa&#8217; fi-su, Ciarls se plimb\u0103 p-acilea p\u0103 la noi, mai ia ne\u0219te ordine, ne\u0219te medalii, mai intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o hor\u0103, se mai minuneaz\u0103 de ni\u0219te ou\u0103 \u00eenro\u0219ite,&#8230; Io am un filing de-\u0103la de presim\u021bire! C\u0103 lu&#8217; \u0103sta \u00eei place la noi \u0219i c\u00e2nd o muri m\u0103-sa (c\u0103 doar n-o fi nemuritoare, c\u00e2t e e ea de Regin\u0103!), o s-o pun\u0103 de-o monarhie mai mic\u0103 a\u0219a, s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u0219i el monarhia lui&#8230; Dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia ai no\u0219tri nu s-a-nghesuit s\u0103 se suie pe tronuri, cre&#8217; c\u0103 se urc\u0103 el&#8230; Atunci s\u0103 vede\u021bi trai p\u0103 v\u0103trai \u00een \u021bara asta! Majestate-n sus&#8230; Majestate-n jos&#8230; Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Regili Ciarls la care-i place un jinars!&#8230; \u0218i-atuncea, fiindc\u0103 nu se face s\u0103 hie el mai prejos d\u0103c\u00e2t ai lui, o s\u0103 se numeasc\u0103 \u021bara asta ,,Regatul Unit al Rom\u00e2niei, Moldovei de peste Prut \u0219i al oleac\u0103 din Bulgaria\u201d! Pi da!? Adic\u0103telea ,,oleac\u0103 din Bulgaria\u201d ar hi ca cum e Sco\u021bia la ei, m\u0103-n\u021belegi? Numa&#8217; c\u0103-n loc de scorpioni, o s\u0103 g\u0103sim castrave\u021bi \u00een whisky&#8230;<br \/>\n       Io am stat str\u00e2mb \u0219i am judecat drept a\u0219a: b\u0103, ce-are prin\u021bu&#8217; \u0103sta de pleac\u0103 a\u0219a de-acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i spun\u0103 lu&#8217; m\u0103-sa? Ea o \u0219ti, p\u0103 unde se joac\u0103 fi-su? Cu cine? Cre&#8217; c\u0103-i d\u0103 o b\u0103taie c\u00e2nd s-o-ntoarce&#8230; Cu sceptru&#8217; regal \u00eei d\u0103! Cum d\u0103dea Moromete lu&#8217; fi-su, Paraschiv:<br \/>\n,,-Mai faci?\u201d<br \/>\n,,-Nu mai fac, m\u0103, nu mai fac!\u201d<br \/>\nS\u0103 vede\u021bi ce-i p\u0103\u021be\u0219te curu&#8217; princiar c\u00e2nd o ajunge acas\u0103!<br \/>\n,,-Unde umbli, m\u0103, Ciarls, m\u0103mic\u0103?\u201d<br \/>\n,,Pfiiii&#8230; s\u0103 vezi m\u0103micu\u021b&#8217; &#8230; pardon&#8230; majestati&#8230; c-am fost oleac\u00ee p\u00e2n Rom\u00e2nia, la veri\u0219oara Margareta!\u201d<br \/>\n..-Pi, bini, m\u0103 prin\u021bi\u0219oru&#8217; lu&#8217; m\u0103mica, m\u0103! S\u0103 nu spui tu nimica? Pleci a\u0219a? Io te trimit la p\u00e2ini \u0219i tu pleci \u00een Rom\u00e2nia? Ai avut \u0219i tu m\u0103car ne\u0219te lire la tine?<br \/>\n,,-Eeeei, las\u0103, bre c\u0103 nu mi-a trebuit! Mi-a dat \u0103ia d\u0103 toati! \u0218i m\u00e2ncari \u0219i b\u0103utur\u00ee&#8230;btw! s\u0103 vezi ce palinc\u0103 au, de zici c\u0103 whisky-ul nostru e ap\u0103 plat\u0103&#8230; Mi-a dat \u0219i medalii frumoase&#8230; Ia uite \u0219i matale ce awesome e!<br \/>\n,,-M\u0103 Ciarls, m\u0103! Nu \u021bi-am spus io c\u0103 n-ai voie s\u0103 mai pleci a\u0219a d\u0103 capu&#8217; t\u0103u prin colonii? \u021ai-am spus sau nu \u021bi-am spus? Tu vrei s\u0103 te dezmo\u0219tenesc?<br \/>\n,,-Aidi, breee! Ce te superi a\u0219a?! Vreau \u0219i io s\u0103 am o \u021bar\u0103 a mea, da? C\u0103 v\u0103z c\u0103 matale n-ai niciun g\u00e2nd&#8230; ca s\u0103 zic a\u0219a!&#8230; Oups! I did it again!&#8230; Sorry!<br \/>\n,,-Ei s\u0103 \u0219tii, c\u0103 dac\u0103-i vorba a\u0219a, nu-\u021bi las nimica, m\u0103! S\u0103-\u021bi dea Camila aia a ta cu o cocoa\u0219\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n,,-Mami\u021bo!!! Te rog frumos! P\u00e2n-aici! Nu te lega de Camila mea Parker-Chaules Bowles!\u201d&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i cearta continu\u0103 \u00een dulcele stil englezesc&#8230;<br \/>\n      \u0218i totul datorit\u0103 \/ din cauza Rom\u00e2niei! Pi vede\u021bi cum sunt ne\u0219te interese mai presus de interesul nostru na\u021bional? Se ceart\u0103 to\u021bi p\u0103 noi: \u0219i americanii \u0219i ru\u0219ii \u0219i englejii \u0219i turcii&#8230;<br \/>\n      De-aia zic s\u0103 d\u0103m grexit \u0219i brexit \u0219i frexit la toat\u0103 lumea, c\u0103 noi n-avem ce face cu el. Toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103, numa&#8217; noi s\u0103 nu murim, ca s\u0103 fie bine \u0219i s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103u!&#8230; Zic&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragii mei! Fra\u021bilor! Fi&#8217;nc\u0103 toate treburile e bune \u00een \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara noastr\u0103 \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea a\u0219teapt\u0103 precum puii de r\u00e2ndunic\u0103 salariile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5659,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5657\/revisions\/5659"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}