{"id":5645,"date":"2017-08-25T00:25:58","date_gmt":"2017-08-24T21:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5645"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:05:00","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:05:00","slug":"caruta-virgule-biznis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5645","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Biznis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-24.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-24.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"173\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5646 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 291px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 291\/173;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-24.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"173\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5646\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n-\u015eefu&#8217;! &#8216;Tr\u0103i\u0163i!&#8230;<br \/>\n-Zi, m\u0103!<br \/>\n-A venit chinejii \u0103ia, bre! E mul\u0163i, \u015fefu&#8217;!<br \/>\n-Haha&#8230; E mul\u0163i, b\u0103, da&#8217; pro\u015fti!<br \/>\n-Aoleu! Cum, \u015fefu&#8217;? De ce e pro\u015fti, bre, c\u0103 cic\u0103 ei a venit s\u0103 fac\u0103 bizni\u0163\u0103 cu noi, dealuri, cum zice americanii&#8230; De ce dreacu&#8217; ne mai trebe dealuri, nu \u015ftiu! C\u0103 doar avem destule&#8230; \u015fi mun\u0163i&#8230; \u015fi c\u00e2mpii!<br \/>\n-B\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230; pe c\u00e2mpiile alea e\u015fti tu dus acuma&#8230; B\u0103, o fi ei mul\u0163i \u015fi pro\u015fti, da&#8217; noi suntem pu\u0163ini \u015fi \u015fmecheri! Las&#8217; s\u0103 vin\u0103 ei a\u015fa mul\u0163i cu banu&#8217; gros c\u0103 \u00eei aburim noi \u015fi le lu\u0103m banii&#8230;<br \/>\n-Pi, bre, \u015fefu&#8217;&#8230; cum? Aoleu, p\u0103catele mele! Iete c\u0103 ne abure\u0219te ei p\u0103 noi, c\u0103 a loat ditamai c\u0103soaia aia unde ne jucam noi banii&#8230; aia, bre&#8230; de l\u00e2ng\u0103 Poli\u021bie! Ptiu!&#8230; c\u0103 am uitat cum \u00eei z\u00e2ce! A lu&#8217; turcu&#8217;, \u0219efu&#8217;&#8230;<br \/>\n-Aidi, b\u0103, ce dreacu! Nu \u021bii minte nici unde-\u021bi perdeai banii??<br \/>\n-Hahaha&#8230; B\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103 creier de alun\u0103! Apolo, b\u0103! A\u0219a se cheam\u0103 hardughia!<br \/>\n-A\u0219ea, bre, \u0219efu&#8217;! Pi dac\u0103 nu le \u0219tii matale, cine s\u0103 le \u0219tie? C\u0103 de-aia e\u0219ti matale mare \u0219ef \u0219i io un \u0219ef mai mic! Hehehe!&#8230; Bre, da&#8217; ce-o vrea \u0103\u0219tia, a\u0219eaaa&#8230; pe bune? C\u0103 io mi-aduc amintea c\u0103 ei zicea c\u0103 noi suntem tigri, lei&#8230; de-alea \u0219i alte animale&#8230; alea-alea, \u015fi noi s\u0103 fim porci cu ei, s\u0103 le tragem \u0163eap\u0103?<br \/>\n-B\u0103&#8230; nu porci! Ei vrea boi! \u015ei vaci! Multe, fo 500 de mii c\u00e2t n-avem noi \u00een tot satu&#8217;&#8230; ptiu! \u00een toat\u0103 \u0163ara!<br \/>\n-Aidi, bre \u015fefu&#8217;! Pi di undi bre, at\u00e2tea animale la noi \u00een ora\u0219u&#8217; \u0103sta mic? La Apolo? Pi ce facem, umplem centru cu&#8230; stai c\u0103 zic un cuv\u00e2nt de-\u0103l\u0103 \u0219mecheru&#8217;&#8230; paricopitate de-alea? Eee? Le \u0219tiu p\u0103 cuvinte?<br \/>\n-Iote la el! E\u0219ti de\u0219tept, b\u0103, prostule!<br \/>\n&#8211; A\u0219a-i bre, \u0219efu, dac\u0103 zici matale! \u0218efu!&#8230; \u0218efu!&#8230; Auzi\u021bi?<br \/>\n-Aud, b\u0103, zi!<br \/>\n-\u0218efu&#8217;!&#8230; \u0218efu&#8217;!&#8230; Io ziceam c\u0103-i bini di t\u0103t cu \u0103\u015ftia! A zis c\u0103 ne ia \u015fi pe noi \u00een barca&#8230; \u00een vaporu&#8217; lor ca s\u0103 tr\u0103im bine dreacu&#8217; \u015fi noi. C\u0103 m\u0103car cu \u0103\u015ftia s\u0103 tr\u0103im bine! Nu vezi c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia ne tot minte de fo 20 ani da&#8217; nu se vede n&#8217;ica! Io vreau s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc bini&#8230; da&#8217; bini di t\u0103t cu oricine o fi, numa&#8217; s\u0103 v\u0103d \u015fi io cum \u00eei&#8230; C\u0103 doar o via\u0163\u0103 am \u015fi-o&#8230; m\u0103 scuza\u0163i!<br \/>\n-B\u0103\u0103\u0103, da&#8217; prost e\u015fti, s\u0103 moar\u0103 fanii mei!&#8230; P\u0103i, b\u0103, chinejii \u0103ia vine s\u0103 ne cumpere cu totu&#8217;, b\u0103! C\u0103 ce e Rom\u00e2nica noastr\u0103 pentru ei? N&#8217;ica! E ca R\u00e2mnicu&#8217; nostru! O s\u0103 vorbim, dreacu&#8217; chinezeasca, pe tine o s\u0103 te cheme Ceai E\u015fti Bou \u015fi pe mine la fel&#8230; O s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m cu be\u0163ele de biliard to\u0163i c\u00e2inii comunitari \u015fi sc\u0103p\u0103m de o belea de pe capu&#8217; nostru \u0103la sec&#8230;<br \/>\n-\u0218efu&#8217;!&#8230; \u0218efu&#8217;!&#8230; Da&#8217; nu-i bine, bre, dac\u0103 ne scap\u0103 d\u0103 c\u00e2ini? C\u0103, dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia de trebe s\u0103-i adune, nu-i adun\u0103, bine c\u0103 vine \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nce!<br \/>\n-O s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci \u0219i tu, b\u0103\u0103\u0103! Hehehe&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Aidi, bre, \u015fefu&#8217;! Io nu halesc c\u00e2ini nici s\u0103 m\u0103&#8230; scuza\u0163i! Nu e buni! E a\u0163o\u015fi \u015fi are carnea tare&#8230; Da&#8217; dac\u0103 trebe&#8230; oi m\u00e2nca \u015fi d-\u0103ia, ce dreacu&#8217; s\u0103 fac! Numa&#8217; s\u0103 nu se supere chinejii \u015fi s\u0103 ne lase \u00een&#8230; m\u0103 scuza\u0163i!&#8230; curu&#8217; gol!<br \/>\n-Ai nihao, b\u0103!<br \/>\n-Ai? Bre, \u015fefu&#8217; da&#8217; de ce m\u0103-njura\u0163i, c\u0103 io n-am zis n&#8217;ica, s\u0103 moar\u0103 familia mea!<br \/>\n-Nu te-am \u00eenjurat, b\u0103, coa&#8217; ! \u0162i-am zis bun\u0103 ziua ca chinejii! Haha!<br \/>\n-Haha&#8230; r\u00e2zi matale, da io era s\u0103 scot cu\u0163itu&#8217;&#8230; Ptiu, s\u0103-mi bag&#8230; cu\u0163itu&#8217; la loc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-\u015eefu&#8217;! &#8216;Tr\u0103i\u0163i!&#8230; -Zi, m\u0103! -A venit chinejii \u0103ia, bre! E mul\u0163i, \u015fefu&#8217;! -Haha&#8230; E mul\u0163i, b\u0103, da&#8217; pro\u015fti! -Aoleu! 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