{"id":5633,"date":"2017-08-22T23:08:41","date_gmt":"2017-08-22T20:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5633"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:05:00","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:05:00","slug":"caruta-virgule-intre-marte-venus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5633","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; \u00centre Marte \u0219i Venus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Fra\u021bilor \u00eentru pahare, d\u00e2n c\u00e2te am auzit \u0219i io la vea\u021ba mea, cic\u0103 noi, \u0103\u0219tia, b\u0103ie\u021bii, suntem d\u0103 p\u0103 Marte, iar ele, fetili, femeile, cic\u0103 ar fi d\u0103 p\u0103 Venus&#8230; Prostii, v\u0103 spui io!&#8230; Nu, breee! Nu io spui prostii acuma! \u0102la de-a zis asta!&#8230; Na, c\u0103 am uitat ce-am vrut s\u0103 zic!&#8230; Nu m\u0103 mai \u00eentrerupe\u021bi, v\u0103 rog io frumos!&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Ce ziceam?&#8230; A! Da!&#8230; Cu Venusu&#8217; \u0219i cu Martele&#8230; P\u0103i, da! Io, v\u0103 spui drept, m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd cum ar deveni chestia asta cu planetarele&#8230; ptiu!&#8230; cu planetele astea! Adic\u0103telea cum s\u0103 fim noi d\u0103 p\u0103 Marte? Ce vrea s\u0103 spuie autorul? C\u0103 noi am fi de pe alt\u0103 placent\u0103?&#8230; ptiu!&#8230; planet\u0103? Mar\u021bieni, adic\u0103? Io zic c\u0103-i oleac\u0103 bine, treaba asta! C\u0103 acuma cic\u0103 e o nebunie s\u0103 ajung\u0103 lumea p\u0103 Marte! Adic\u0103 noi, mar\u021bienii suntem oleac\u0103 dori\u021bi d\u0103 toat\u0103 suflarea p\u0103m\u00e2ntean\u0103, \u00een care se include \u0219i aia femeiasc\u0103! Bun a\u0219ea! Putem zice, dar\u0103: L\u0103sa\u021bi femeile s\u0103 vin\u0103 pe Marte! Pe r\u00e2nd, nu v\u0103-nghesui\u021bi c\u0103 e Marte pentru toate, fetelor! Da&#8217;&#8230; m\u0103 scuza\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103-ntreb \u0219i io, cu mintea mea, aia proast\u0103! Cu Venusu&#8217; vostru, ce face\u021bi?&#8230; Nu cu muntele Venus c\u0103 p-\u0103la oricum nu l-a g\u0103sit niminea!&#8230; Cu planeta aia de pe care zice\u021bi c\u0103 sunte\u021bi! C\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi singure p-acolo! Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 fac dac\u0103 Marte e mai aproape? C\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 s-or alinia toate planetele, tot n-o s\u0103 vrea vreun mar\u021bian s\u0103 se fac\u0103 venusian!&#8230; Plus c\u0103 e periculos s\u0103 s\u0103 cioc\u0103neasc\u0103 planetele \u00eentre ele&#8230; Io zic, mai bine, s\u0103 ave\u021bi grij\u0103 de planeta aia a voastr\u0103, s\u0103 nu v-o fure careva! Iote c\u0103 acilea p\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2nt unii se antreneaz\u0103 deja la treaba asta! Aaaa, nu \u0219ti\u021bi? P\u0103i nu \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu mai vede\u021bi nimic \u00een perioada asta, d\u0103c\u00e2t cadouri, m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219oare \u0219i alte sacrificii de-astea&#8230; mar\u021biene!<br \/>\n   P\u0103i s\u0103 v\u0103 spui io, c\u0103 se vede \u0219i de pe Marte cum se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een Venus ne\u0219te chestii care dep\u0103\u0219esc ne\u0219te treburi&#8230; V-a\u021bi prins? Ei, dac\u0103 v-a\u021bi prins, \u021bine\u021bi-v\u0103 bini di t\u0103t! Ce s-o mai d\u0103m de gard! Am zis noi c\u0103 planeta aia a voastr\u0103 e prea departe, da&#8217; iote c\u0103 pentru unii e mai aproape dec\u00e2t pentru al\u021bii. C\u0103 au ajuns acolo \u0219i, ce s\u0103 vezi? au confiscat-o! Ni\u0219te mar\u021bieni degenera\u021bi &#8211; c\u0103 altfel n-am cum s\u0103 le zic! &#8211; m\u0103re se vorbir\u0103 \u0219i se socotir\u0103 cum s\u0103 puie la p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i ultima urm\u0103 d\u0103 industrie d\u00e2n or\u0103\u0219elul nostru s\u0103rac. Pardon! S\u0103rat\u2026 \u0218i pentru c\u0103 nu mai erea n&#8217;ica d\u0103 demolat, s-au apucat d\u0103 Venus! Cum care Venus? \u0102la negru, de respira greu&#8230; Cu uleiuri, cu de-alea&#8230; E unii care zice c\u0103 p-acolo s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i lucruri necurate, da&#8217; parc\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 crezi toate bazaconiile? \u0218i dac\u0103 s-or fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat, or fi fost p\u0103 partea \u00eentunecat\u0103, c\u0103 nu le-a v\u0103zut niminea, a\u0219a c\u0103 s\u0103 le fie d\u0103 bine! Or fi fost niscaiva reptilieni d-\u0103ia, c\u0103 oaminii normali n-ar fi capabili de a fi \u00een stare de a putea s\u0103 fac\u0103 a\u0219a ceva&#8230;<br \/>\n    Ei, da, a\u0219a e, cum v\u0103 v\u0103z \u0219i cum m\u0103 vide\u021bi! \u0218i chiar dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 vide\u021bi, merge\u021bi de vide\u021bi voi cu ochi\u0219orii vo\u0219tri, \u0103ia frumo\u0219i care ne bag\u0103 p\u0103 noi \u00een toate alea, c\u00e2teodat\u0103&#8230; Da&#8217; s\u0103 merge\u021bi acuma, c\u00e2t mai ave\u021bi ce videa! C\u0103 m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine dispare \u0219i Venusu&#8217; \u0219i degeaba mai pl\u00e2nge\u021bi dup\u0103 aia&#8230; Se tot taie \u0219i s\u0103 car\u0103&#8230; \u0219i-i o coad\u0103 ca la moar\u0103!&#8230; Ei, na! Iote \u0219i ne\u0219te versuri d-alea cu rime-n coad\u0103!&#8230; \u0102ia de s-a apucat d\u0103 t\u0103iat, vrea ei s\u0103 fie discre\u021bi, da&#8217; nu prea le iese, c\u0103 n-ai cum s\u0103 nu vezi ma\u0219inili care tot intr\u0103 \u0219i iese de-acolo cu \u021bevi \u0219i alte fiare&#8230; s\u0103lbatice! Acuma mi-a picat mie fisa! C\u0103 p\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntu&#8217; \u0103sta, ezist\u0103 extratere\u0219trii p\u00e2ntre noi! C\u0103 iote cum s\u0103 d\u0103scurc\u0103 iei \u00eenghi\u021bind frumuse\u021be d\u0103 f\u0103bricu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i face iei bani, iar restu&#8217; lumii e s\u0103raci de n-are unde dormi noaptea&#8230; \u0102\u0219tia o s\u0103 haleasc\u0103 toat\u0103 planeta asta de ne-a mai r\u0103mas, la ce foame v\u0103z io c\u0103 are p\u0103 iei!&#8230;<br \/>\n   A\u0219a c\u0103, v\u0103 spui ca un mar\u021bian d\u0103 bine, c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 protesta\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103 fur\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia planetu\u021ba voastr\u0103! Scoate\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103p\u0219oarili d\u00e2n buchetele d\u0103 flori \u0219i cobor\u00e2\u021bi olec\u0103 cu picioarele p\u0103 P\u0103m\u00e2nt! Nu de alta, da&#8217; o s-ajunge\u021bi s\u0103 ne ruga\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 primim la noi p\u0103 Marte, \u0219i \u0219tim c\u0103 nu v\u0103 place s\u0103 v\u0103 ruga\u021bi&#8230;. \u0218i dac\u0103 ajunge\u021bi la&#8230; planeta noastr\u0103&#8230; altfel vorbim atunci! Hai, s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i ploi curate, fra\u021bilor, de pe orice planet\u0103 a\u021bi fi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fra\u021bilor \u00eentru pahare, d\u00e2n c\u00e2te am auzit \u0219i io la vea\u021ba mea, cic\u0103 noi, \u0103\u0219tia, b\u0103ie\u021bii, suntem d\u0103 p\u0103 Marte,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5634,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5633\/revisions\/5634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}