{"id":5629,"date":"2017-08-22T22:52:35","date_gmt":"2017-08-22T19:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5629"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:16:24","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:16:24","slug":"faradelegea-calin-solnita-sarea-bucate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5629","title":{"rendered":"F\u0103r\u0103delegea lui C\u0103lin &#8211; Solni\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 sarea-i \u00een bucate!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-20.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-20-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5631 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-20-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-20.jpeg 650w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/200;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-20-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5631\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-20-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-20.jpeg 650w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     De pui, ai de unde lua, s\u0103 iei, c\u0103 ai de unde pune!<br \/>\n     Alt\u0103 confuzie. Dup\u0103 cum fusesem \u00een\u0219tiin\u021bat c\u0103 parlamentar e\u0219ti \u0219i din fotoliul de ministru, acum stau pu\u021bin nesigur c\u0103 acest statut este deplin. O chestiune ca aceasta din Al. 2, Art. 111, pare ciudat\u0103, de pus pe seama celor prin\u0219i \u00een les\u0103: ,,Membrii Guvernului au acces la lucr\u0103rile Parlamentului. Dac\u0103 li se solicit\u0103 prezen\u021ba, participarea lor este obligatorie.&#8221;<br \/>\nActul I<br \/>\nMinistrul: ,,Tr\u0103i\u021bi! Tov&#8230;, pardon, domnule pre\u0219edinte de grup parlamentar, a\u0219 putea m\u00e2ine s\u0103 vin la lucr\u0103rile Camerei Deputa\u021bilor?&#8221;<br \/>\nPre\u0219edintele&#8230;: ,,Da&#8217; ce m\u0103, n-ai treab\u0103 acolo la minister? Nu v\u0103 d\u0103 primul&#8230; nimic de f\u0103cut? Ia s\u0103 vorbesc cu&#8230; s\u0103 v\u0103 mai scuture ni\u021bel, c\u0103 prea v-a\u021bi luat-o-n cap!&#8221;<br \/>\nMinistrul: ,,V\u0103 rog, nu! \u0218i-a\u0219a&#8230;. Ce mustrare ne-am luat. Chiar el, \u0219i pune dou\u0103 degete pe um\u0103r, ne-a zis s\u0103 ne mai c\u0103ut\u0103m de treab\u0103, c\u0103 altfel&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>\nPre\u0219edintele&#8230;: ,,Hai, hai, fie.. Da&#8217; s\u0103 nu te prind cu m\u00e2na pe sus, c\u0103 te dau afar\u0103!&#8221;<br \/>\nActul II<br \/>\nPre\u0219edintele&#8230;: ,,Auzi m\u0103i, ministrule, iar dormi\u021bi m\u0103i? Ia, m\u00e2ine s\u0103-\u021bi mi\u0219ti dosul ministerial la deput\u0103\u021bie.&#8221;<br \/>\nMinistrul: ,,M\u0103 tem c\u0103 nu se poate, tov&#8230;, pardon, domnule pre\u0219edinte&#8230;, avem o&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>\nPre\u0219edintele&#8230;: ,,Da&#8217; cei acolo, m\u0103, sat f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2ini, face guvernul ce vrea el? B\u0103, e ordin de sus, sau vrei s\u0103 te \u00eentorci la filial\u0103?&#8221;<br \/>\nMinistrul: ,,Nu, nu, Doamne&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>\nPre\u0219edintele&#8230;: ,,Atunci, m\u00e2ine te prezin\u021bi la \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, cu dou\u0103 m\u0103ini pe sus, nu una!&#8221;<br \/>\n     Ca s\u0103 nu spune\u021bi c\u0103 nu v-am dat \u0219i divertisment! De fapt, nici nu necesita acest studiu puseuri suplimentare de umor \u0219i tragism, acest lung scenariu ofer\u0103 gratuit episoade \u0219i personaje din toate tipologiile. Cu asta se \u0219i ocup\u0103. \u00cencreng\u0103tur\u0103 de fapte posibile \u0219i aproape deloc de pus \u00een practic\u0103 de oameni, fiin\u021be superioare \u0219i nu animale \u00eenjugabile. \u0218i dup\u0103 scripte avem din plin orice, mascarad\u0103 \u00een v\u0103zul lumii, nebuni, analfabe\u021bi, ame\u021bi\u021bi, ne\u0219tiutori, de\u0219tep\u021bi de mor al\u021bii de ciud\u0103&#8230;, actori, figuran\u021bi pentru o cutum\u0103 idioat\u0103: ,,Ce v\u0103 propune\u021bi ca ministru al&#8230;?&#8221; Pute\u021bi crede voi \u00een revirimente dup\u0103 sumara examinare a materialului inten\u021bional, eu n-am niciun dubiu c\u0103 omul nu devine ministru doar a\u0219a fiindc\u0103 \u0219i-a spus o p\u0103rere \u0219i s-a jurat&#8230;. De aceea Al. 1, din acela\u0219i Art. 111, va aduce acela\u0219i nepotrivit \u00eensc\u0103unat la evaluare nea\u0219teptat\u0103: ,,Guvernul \u0219i celelalte organe ale administra\u021biei publice, \u00een cadrul controlului parlamentar al activit\u0103\u021bii lor, sunt obligate s\u0103 prezinte informa\u021biile \u0219i documentele cerute de Camera Deputa\u021bilor, de Senat sau de comisiile parlamentare&#8230;&#8221; Dac\u0103 binevoie\u0219te&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Art. 112 se declin\u0103 la acelea\u0219i pronume personale, eu deputat, senator, tu ministru, noi comisie, ei Parlament, jocuri de-a \u00eentrebarea \u0219i r\u0103spunsul, dar, a\u0219a de ochii lumii \u0219i neizb\u00e2ndelor, ni se serve\u0219te o lec\u021bie de democra\u021bie. Cic\u0103. Doar Al. 2: ,,Camera Deputa\u021bilor sau Senatul poate adopta o mo\u021biune simpl\u0103 prin care s\u0103-\u0219i exprime pozi\u021bia cu privire la o problem\u0103 de politic\u0103 intern\u0103 sau extern\u0103 ori, dup\u0103 caz, cu privire la o problem\u0103 ce a f\u0103cut obiectul unei interpel\u0103ri.&#8221; Asta s\u0103 \u00eensemne mo\u021biune simpl\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De pui, ai de unde lua, s\u0103 iei, c\u0103 ai de unde pune! Alt\u0103 confuzie. 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