{"id":5619,"date":"2017-08-20T16:22:14","date_gmt":"2017-08-20T13:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5619"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:16:24","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:16:24","slug":"caruta-virgule-jurnal-vacanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5619","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Jurnal de vacan\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-19-e1503235245431.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-19-300x191.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"191\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5620 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/191;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-19-300x191.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"191\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5620\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Dom\u2019le, a venit \u015fi vacan\u0163a asta, bat-o vina! Au sc\u0103pat \u015fi copiii \u0103\u015ftia de stresul de la bac, iar p\u00e2n\u0103 la examenele de la facultate se \u00eembulzesc spre mare c\u0103tre r\u0103coare \u015fi distrac\u0163ie. Noi, \u0103\u015ftia mai maturi ne bucur\u0103m parc\u0103 mai tare ca ei de perioada concediului, a\u015fa c\u0103 \u00een aer plute\u015fte un aer lejer de vacan\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\n     Litoralul pare un p\u0103m\u00e2nt al f\u0103g\u0103duin\u0163ei pentru locuitorii din restul \u0163\u0103rii. Suntem ademeni\u0163i cu oferte care mai de care mai atractive, \u00eenc\u00e2t ai putea avea impresia c\u0103 te po\u0163i relaxa chiar gratis la malul m\u0103rii. A\u015fa c\u0103, din acest motiv sau nu, cu banii aduna\u0163i cu trud\u0103 \u00eentr-un an de munc\u0103, orice rom\u00e2n \u00ee\u015fi ia familia, c\u0103\u0163elul \u015fi purcelul \u015fi d\u0103 n\u0103val\u0103 pe litoral. Plin de entuziasm \u015fi cu n\u0103rile frem\u0103t\u00e2nd de mirosul libert\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi al brizei m\u0103rii, \u00ee\u0163i biciuie\u015fti caii-putere spre acest El Dorado de sezon. Ce mai conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu ai o destina\u0163ie anume? Te descurci tu, ca orice rom\u00e2n! Le faci semne de victorie celor care se \u00eentorc plictisi\u0163i cu viteza melcului merg\u00e2nd bar\u0103 la bar\u0103, la podul de la Cernavod\u0103. \u00cen fa\u0163a ta drumul se a\u015fterne liber \u015fi te sim\u0163i \u015fmecher c\u0103 nu stai la coada aia de n-\u015fpe kilometri. C\u00e2nd ajungi aproape de Constan\u0163a, deja se simte briza m\u0103rii \u015fi \u0163i se pare c\u0103 nu mai ajungi odat\u0103. Consiliu de familie! Mergi la fi\u0163e \u00een Mamaia, sau la ,,iefteneaua\u201d \u00een sud, la Vama Veche, 2 Mai? Ca un cap de familie responsabil ce e\u015fti, alegi, bine\u00een\u0163eles, ,,iefteneaua\u201d! Nevasta sare cu gura: ,,Ce, degeaba am muncit un an \u00eentreg, s\u0103 merg la dou\u0103 stele \u00een Saturn sau Mangalia? Mergem la Mamaia! C\u0103 doar odat\u0103 pe an venim!\u201c Copilu\u2019 are \u015fi el dreptul la vot: ,,Tati, eu vreau la Neptun c\u0103 e supermi\u015fto. Acolo e via\u0163a adev\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 vin toate vedetele \u015fi poate ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim \u015fi cu B\u0103sescu s\u0103 facem o poz\u0103 cu el!\u201d Degeaba \u00eencerci s\u0103 explici c\u0103 v\u0103 pute\u0163i distra frumos \u015fi \u00een alte p\u0103r\u0163i unde e mai ieftin! Proteste! Argumente! Nervi! Copilu\u2019 pl\u00e2nge, nevasta comenteaz\u0103! Te enervezi \u015fi nu mai e\u015fti atent la drum, a\u015fa c\u0103 e c\u00e2t pe-aci s\u0103 love\u015fti un c\u00e2ine! Tragi pe dreapta \u015fi te calmezi. Ai ajuns la r\u0103scruce de drumuri \u015fi dorin\u0163e: la st\u00e2nga e mirajul Mamaia, la dreapta e via\u0163a adev\u0103rat\u0103 pentru copil iar mai \u00eencolo e lini\u015ftea pe care o cau\u0163i. \u00cen ultima clip\u0103 iei hot\u0103r\u00e2rea decisiv\u0103 pentru lini\u015ftea ta \u00een concediu: virezi la dreapta. Bomb\u0103neli de la nevast\u0103, strig\u0103te de victorie ale copilului, \u00een timp ce tu z\u00e2mbe\u015fti misterios cu sub\u00e2n\u0163eles&#8230; Un timp ai parte de lini\u015fte. Nevasta st\u0103 pe g\u00e2nduri \u015fi-\u0163i arunc\u0103 priviri \u00eencruntate pline de \u00een\u0163elesuri, \u00een timp ce copilu\u2019 prive\u015fte pe geam satisf\u0103cut de hot\u0103r\u00e2rea pe care ai luat-o. Ce mai, e\u015fti eroul lui! Tu ai \u00een continuare acel z\u00e2mbet pe fa\u0163\u0103&#8230; Ajungi \u00een Eforie-Nord&#8230; Nu opre\u015fti. Eforie-Sud&#8230;  Nu opre\u015fti. Sim\u0163i privirile \u00eentreb\u0103toare ale familiei. Costine\u015fti. Nu! Tot \u00eenainte! Copilu\u2019 se extaziaz\u0103, nevasta se \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103.<br \/>\n     Olimp&#8230; .Neptun&#8230; Jupiter&#8230; Venus&#8230; Saturn&#8230; Mangalia. Spui victorios: ,,Am ajuns!\u201d Nu auzi dec\u00e2t ni\u015fte morm\u0103ieli \u00eenfundate de ambele p\u0103r\u0163i. E\u015fti fericit c\u0103 ai hot\u0103r\u00e2t ca un adev\u0103rat b\u0103rbat, cap de familie! Pe marginea drumului, particularii flutur\u0103 interesa\u0163i m\u0103nunchiuri de chei \u015fi cartoane cu ,,Cazare\u201d.<br \/>\n&#8211;    C\u00e2t?<br \/>\n&#8211;    120!<br \/>\n&#8211;    Scump!<br \/>\n&#8211;    Nu g\u0103si\u0163i mai ieftin \u015fi condi\u0163ii ca la mine!<br \/>\n&#8211;    S\u0103n\u0103tate!<br \/>\n     Dup\u0103 2-3 ,,sonde\u201d \u015fi presat de vocalizele familiei, te \u00eendrep\u0163i c\u0103tre hoteluri. Dup\u0103 ce vezi mai multe stele galbene pe pere\u0163ii diferitelor hoteluri \u015fi stele verzi \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor din cauza pre\u0163urilor, faci supremul compromis pentru lini\u015ftea ta \u015fi a familiei. Dup\u0103 \u00eendelungi deliber\u0103ri, alegi un hotel de 3 stele.<br \/>\n     Debarci cu arme \u015fi bagaje \u00een holul hotelului \u015fi ai primele surprize. Dac\u0103 afar\u0103 era alb, frumos \u015fi modern, \u00een\u0103untru e belea! Recep\u0163ionerul se uit\u0103 cu sictir la tine \u015fi ,,proteja\u0163ii\u201d t\u0103i, m\u0103sur\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 din cap p\u00e2n\u0103-n picioare. V-a pus deja \u015fi eticheta: au venit \u0163\u0103ranii pe litoral! \u00cei arunci o privire ,,demn\u0103\u201d \u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fti arunc\u00e2ndu-i \u015fmechere\u015fte banii pe lemnul recep\u0163iei. Prime\u015fti \u00een schimb o cheie obosit\u0103 \u015fi un r\u00e2njet larg mestecat \u00eentre din\u0163i, o dat\u0103 cu  ,,ciunga\u201d. Morm\u0103i ceva despre originile lui materne \u015fi abia mai apuci s\u0103-l auzi strig\u00e2ndu-\u0163i din mers c\u0103 ai \u015fi aer condi\u0163ionat \u00een banii \u0103\u015ftia. Ca \u015fi cum \u0163i-ar fi f\u0103cut o favoare! Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 liftul nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 . Tocmai s-a stricat! Ce mai conteaz\u0103! Urci bucuros pe sc\u0103ri cu toate bagajele p\u00e2n\u0103 la etajul 4 din 6. Camera e acceptabil\u0103 dar, bine\u00een\u0163eles e cu balconul pe partea opus\u0103 plajei. Disperat dai drumul la aerul condi\u0163ionat. Ai vrea s\u0103 faci asta, dar consta\u0163i c\u0103 e doar de decor! Dar cine s\u0103 mai bage de seam\u0103 am\u0103nuntele astea? Ai ajuns la mare \u015fi asta e tot ce conteaz\u0103!<br \/>\n     Dup\u0103 un timp de privit \u00een t\u0103cere pe geam, \u015fterg\u00e2ndu-\u015fi discret o lacrim\u0103 inexistent\u0103, (teatru ieftin!) nevasta se declar\u0103 de acord cu alegerea ta \u015fi cu motivele pe baza c\u0103rora ai luat aceast\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2re. Dar mul\u0163umirea ei va fi \u015fi mai mare-zice ea &#8211; cu o condi\u0163ie! Ochii-\u0163i sclipesc s\u0103lbatic g\u00e2ndindu-te care va fi ,,condi\u0163ia\u201d ei&#8230; Dar nu ! G\u00e2ndurile ei nu coincid cu ale tale!&#8230; Vezi asta \u00een privirea ei mult prea seduc\u0103toare \u015fi \u015ftii c\u0103 dac\u0103 se uit\u0103 a\u015fa, nu vrea dec\u00e2t un singur lucru: o ,,partid\u0103\u201d prelungit\u0103 \u015fi extenuant\u0103 (doar pentru tine) de cump\u0103r\u0103turi&#8230; Copilu\u2019 afl\u0103 de la recep\u0163ie c\u0103 \u00een zon\u0103 sunt ceva vedete din show-biz \u015fi e fericit! A\u015fa c\u0103 o zbughe\u015fte c\u0103tre plaj\u0103 dup\u0103 ce-\u015fi \u00eensu\u015fe\u015fte o oarecare sum\u0103 de bani din portofel. Orgoliul t\u0103u de b\u0103rbat e lini\u015ftit \u015fi m\u00e2ndru c\u0103 ,,supu\u015fii\u201d \u00ee\u0163i aduc ,,osanale\u201d precum unui zeu&#8230; R\u0103m\u00e2i singurel cu so\u0163ia, tragi perdelele, \u00eencepi s\u0103 speri, s\u0103 speri&#8230; p\u00e2n\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai \u00eencapi \u00een piele de at\u00e2ta speran\u0163\u0103. Dar ,,speran\u0163a\u201d ta moare instantaneu (nu ultima!) c\u00e2nd ea te anun\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 e obosit\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 nu are chef de astfel de prostii. Dar are un chef nebun de un ,,maraton\u201d prin magazine, care sigur o va \u00eenveseli \u015fi \u00eenviora miraculos. \u015ei uite-a\u015fa, intri \u00een rutina zilnic\u0103 specific\u0103 doar concediului: plaja de diminea\u0163\u0103, pr\u00e2nzul, plaja de dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103, plimbarea prin sta\u0163iune, teras\u0103, parcuri de distrac\u0163ie pentru \u0103sta micu\u2019 \u015fi aceste nelipsite, nesf\u00e2r\u015fite \u015fi inevitabile \u015fedin\u0163e de shopping pentru nevast\u0103. \u015ei tu cu ce te alegi? \u00cen mod sigur te alegi cu reflexul pavlovian \u00een care, de c\u00e2te ori \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti privirea plin\u0103 de \u00een\u0163elesuri a consoartei, duci m\u00e2na la locul \u00een care se zbate ,,inima\u201d tot mai sl\u0103bit\u0103 a familiei, cardul&#8230; Te mai po\u0163i alege cu o bere-dou\u0103 seara la teras\u0103, plictisit \u015fi obosit dup\u0103 o zi plin\u0103, sau cu ni\u015fte priviri lungi \u015fi pe furi\u015f dup\u0103 frumuse\u0163ile feminine aproape dezbr\u0103cate ale plajelor. E at\u00e2t de pu\u0163in, dar c\u00e2t de intens tr\u0103ie\u015fti clipa! Admiri s\u00e2ni de toate formele: obraznici, frem\u0103t\u00e2nd de via\u0163\u0103 sau obosi\u0163i \u015fi plictisi\u0163i de rutina vie\u0163ii. Funduri apetisante bronzate sau albe ca spuma m\u0103rii&#8230; Dar toate astea nu sunt pentru tine. ,,Cenzura\u201d e cu ochii pe tine:,,Vasiiiile!! Ochii \u00eenainte! Numai \u00eenainte, Vasile!&#8230;  Resemnat, \u00ee\u0163i vine s\u0103-\u0163i bagi capul \u00een nisip \u015fi adormi. Visezi c\u0103 e\u015fti naufragiat pe o insul\u0103 exotic\u0103, \u00eenconjurat de un trib de femei numai una \u015fi una&#8230; Una \u00ee\u0163i aduce fructe, alta \u00ee\u0163i face aer cu o frunz\u0103 de palmier, alta \u00ee\u0163i face masaj. Daaa! Ce mai masaj!&#8230; Frumoooos! O, yeah!&#8230; Dar nu e masaj, e nevasta care te \u00eenghionte\u015fte: ,,Vasile! Hai m\u0103, scoal&#8217;, c\u0103 tre\u2019 s\u0103 plec\u0103m! Se deschide trei\u015foptu\u2019 \u0103la!\u201d&#8230; \u015ei atunci \u00eei dai dreptate \u0103luia care a spus:,,C\u0103snicia omoar\u0103 fantezia\u201d. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi pentru visele proprii \u00ee\u0163i trebuie aprobare&#8230; \u015etii c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 o nou\u0103 \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de shopping, \u00een care prive\u015fti cu groaz\u0103 cum scad sumele de pe card, precum cotele apelor Dun\u0103rii la Isaccea&#8230; \u015etii deja c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 noi \u0163ipete ale copilului c\u0103 vrea aia&#8230; \u015fi aia&#8230; \u015fi acolo \u015fi dincolo&#8230; Dar nu conteaz\u0103! Te felici\u0163i \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 c\u0103 ai reu\u015fit s\u0103-\u0163i duci familia \u00een concediu la mare, z\u00e2mbe\u015fti protector \u015fi plin de mul\u0163umire spun\u00e2nd \u00eentr-una: ,,Da, iubito!.. Ai dreptate\u201d! \u00cehm!&#8230; Da, sigur!\u201d.  La \u00eentoarcerea acas\u0103, nevasta \u00ee\u015fi va impresiona vecinele \u015fi prietenele cu bronzul ei, copilul se va l\u0103uda la prieteni cu ce-a f\u0103cut \u015fi ce-a v\u0103zut&#8230; Toat\u0103 lumea va fi mul\u0163umit\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 din contul t\u0103u de card n-a mai r\u0103mas nimic \u015fi s-a ales praful \u015fi pulberea de agoniseala de peste an&#8230;<br \/>\n     La \u00eentoarcerea acas\u0103, intri \u015fi tu \u00een r\u00e2ndul celor care merg \u00een coloan\u0103 bar\u0103 la bar\u0103, b\u0103tu\u0163i de soare \u015fi plictisi\u0163i. Concediul s-a terminat \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 intri deja \u00een rutina casnic\u0103, cu g\u00e2ndul la grijile zilnice, la datoriile casei care nu s-au achitat singure \u00een lipsa ta, la \u015feful care de-abia te a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i dea mai mult de munc\u0103 fiindc\u0103 &#8211; deh! &#8211; e\u015fti odihnit \u015fi cu for\u0163e proaspete! E frumos \u00een concediu, nu-i a\u015fa?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dom\u2019le, a venit \u015fi vacan\u0163a asta, bat-o vina! Au sc\u0103pat \u015fi copiii \u0103\u015ftia de stresul de la bac, iar p\u00e2n\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5619"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5621,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5619\/revisions\/5621"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}