{"id":5581,"date":"2017-08-12T23:08:26","date_gmt":"2017-08-12T20:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5581"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:16:26","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:16:26","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-piciorul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5581","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Hop, hop, hop, c\u0103-mi ia piciorul foc!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-12-e1502568317288.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-12-300x199.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5582 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/199;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-12-300x199.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5582\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Degradant! \u0218i chiar este de r\u00e2sul focilor \u0219i delfinilor!<br \/>\n    Doamne, Burebista, ia-\u021bi \u00eemp\u0103rate g\u00e2ndu-napoi \u0219i d\u0103 rod viilor toate! Jur, pe toate le v\u0103zusem, da&#8217; hor\u0103-n piscin\u0103 cu solist\u0103 \u00een mijlocul \u00eenot\u0103torilor de pl\u0103cere f\u0103cu\u021bi cerc rotitor \u00een ap\u0103 nu-mi puteam \u00eenchipui! Orice a\u0219 fi crezut c\u0103 se poate pe lumea asta, \u00eens\u0103 folclor nautic nu-mi trecuse prin cap.<br \/>\n    Pove\u0219ti cu \u021bigani v-am mai spus, abia ce terminasem una, mai ales dintre cei ce-\u0219i puneau scripca la subra\u021b \u0219i, mai \u00eenfometa\u021bi ca familionul din care nu lipseau femeia f\u0103c\u0103toare de puiet \u0219i puradeii aferen\u021bi, se dedau la drumuri pe orice vreme, cazul Groapa este de notorietate, dar mai ales la ghidu\u0219ii de teapa celor din arena circului, frecven\u021ba coco\u021b\u0103rii \u00een copac, dansului, mai ceva ca \u00een cadrul ,,culturii&#8221; triburilor africane, despuia\u021bi de opinci, de altfel inutile, roase de glod, uscate ca scoar\u021ba de copac nu f\u0103ceau dou\u0103 parale pe picior, uneori pe m\u0103r\u0103cini sau pe jar, c\u0103l\u0103ri pe oi \u0219i capre, din sediul godacilor sau pur \u0219i simplu \u00een ditamai potopul, spre deliciul \u021b\u0103ranului ajuns \u0219i el s\u0103 comande o dat\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103, m\u0103 rog, de mai ulte ori, \u00eens\u0103 ca prima oar\u0103, deh, min\u021bile scurte au uitare la purt\u0103tor, desimea m\u0103sc\u0103ririi fiind maxim\u0103. \u0218i bie\u021bii de ei au f\u0103cut \u00een acest secol eforturi uria\u0219e s\u0103 devin\u0103 ceea ce nu putuser\u0103 fi, s-au \u00eemb\u0103iat, au pus o \u021boal\u0103 mai dihai ca a rom\u00e2nului, s-a-mb\u0103ls\u0103mat negru\u021bu&#8217; cu aroma de parfum cea mai puternic\u0103, a ajuns dup\u0103 toate ce deja le \u0219ti\u021bi a avea case \u0219i ma\u0219ini, chiar pipi\u021be blonde bune pentru satisfacerea orgoliului de-a fi mai presus de na\u021bia ce i-a stat ca un ghimpe \u00een talp\u0103 fur\u00e2ndu-i libertatea natural\u0103 nativ\u0103, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-l egalul oric\u0103rui intitulat f\u0103r\u0103 efort om.<br \/>\n    N-ar avea niciun efect istorisirea noilor obiceiuri ale partenerilor no\u0219tri sociali f\u0103r\u0103 contraexemplul tipologiilor d\u0103un\u0103toare ce \u00eentre\u021bin o stare de folclor permanent\u0103, impun\u00e2nd cobor\u00e2rea emo\u021biei tradi\u021bionale \u00een bezna apuc\u0103turilor de orice fel. Cum s\u0103-\u021bi mai p\u0103strezi admira\u021bia \u0219i reapectul pentru sudoarea c\u00e2mpiilor iei, i\u021barului, maramei, fotei c\u00e2nd mireasma fecioriei ascuns\u0103-n f\u00e2n, la miez de noapte, a devenit momeal\u0103 pentru toate g\u00e2ng\u0103niile acvatice omor\u00e2te de purificatoare, c\u00e2nd talpa nu mai mu\u0219c\u0103 din \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na uli\u021bei, ci \u0219i-a mutat sediul pe fundul bazinului de \u00eenot, c\u00e2nd pudica leli\u021b\u0103, cu capul \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt de ru\u0219ine, a devenit o desfr\u00e2nat\u0103 ce-\u0219i coace \u021b\u00e2\u021bele, nu s\u00e2nii-mere ionatan, \u00een v\u0103zul tuturor? Ce idil\u0103 s\u0103 mai devin\u0103 balad\u0103, doin\u0103 ori basm c\u00e2nd m\u00e2ndru\u021ba \u00een loc s\u0103 se primeneasc\u0103 la r\u00e2u, ferit\u0103 de priviri&#8230;, se prinde-n joc \u00een mijlocul b\u0103l\u021bii asanate&#8230;?<br \/>\n    Pentru conformitate doresc corzi ruginite, microfoane pi\u0219c\u0103toare la buze, spume la clarinet \u0219i bule-n tobe tuturor muzican\u021bilor, toate \u00een numele distrac\u021biei totale, slip la dung\u0103, c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103-sutien \u0219i \u0219pag\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103! (Aia str\u0103in\u0103 nu se cade, intr\u0103 u\u0219or la ap\u0103!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Degradant! \u0218i chiar este de r\u00e2sul focilor \u0219i delfinilor! Doamne, Burebista, ia-\u021bi \u00eemp\u0103rate g\u00e2ndu-napoi \u0219i d\u0103 rod viilor toate! 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