{"id":5536,"date":"2017-08-03T23:29:22","date_gmt":"2017-08-03T20:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5536"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:17:08","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:17:08","slug":"caruta-virgule-despre-curve-numai-bine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5536","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Despre curve, numai de bine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5537 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2.jpeg 512w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-2.jpeg 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Dup\u0103 c\u00e2te v\u0103z io, \u00een ultima vreme, nici cea mai veche meserie din lume nu mai e respectat\u0103! Lumea asta s-a \u00eentors cu susu-n jos, nu mai \u021bine la tradi\u021bii, la continuitate&#8230;, la nimic! P\u0103i, cum s\u0103 arestezi, dom\u2019le pe feti\u021bele vesele? Tocmai c\u00e2nd se adaptaser\u0103 \u0219i ele la vremurile astea, iar de pe centur\u0103 se mutaser\u0103 \u00een studiourile tv&#8230; \u0218i asta doar pentru a duce mai departe tradi\u021bia practic\u0103rii celei mai vechi meserii din lume. \u0218i-au schimbat \u0219i numele din curve, centuriste, \u00een asistente tv&#8230;<br \/>\n   Unii ar spune s\u0103 nu fim misogini, s\u0103 nu generaliz\u0103m, c\u0103 nu toate fac asta, c\u0103 poate unele chiar muncesc cinstit&#8230; Or fi, nu zic nu, dar tocmai de-aia, ele, cele pu\u021bine care sunt,  n-ar trebui s\u0103 se simt\u0103 jignite, dac\u0103 se simt&#8230; curate. Nu-s io prea dus la biseric\u0103, da\u2019 parc\u0103 \u0219i D-zeu are \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 pentru asemenea&#8230; ocupa\u021bie! A\u0219a c\u0103, noi, \u0103\u0219tia de acum, de ce ar trebui s\u0103 le judec\u0103m at\u00e2t de aspru? \u0218i mai ales s\u0103 le arest\u0103m? Da\u2019 de ce? C\u0103 ele aduc fericire, bucurie \u0219i lini\u0219te omului, precum anim\u0103lu\u021bele de cas\u0103: iepura\u0219i, c\u0103\u021belu\u0219i, iguane&#8230; \u0219i ce mai adopt\u0103 omul la casa lui. De-aia zic c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 se dea o lege&#8230; ceva, ca \u0219i ele s\u0103 fie adoptate! S\u0103 fie&#8230; curvele comunitare, de ce nu? Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fie ,,hingherite\u201d pe strad\u0103, ,,crotaliate\u201d cu c\u00e2te o amend\u0103 la poli\u021bie, pe care \u0219i-a\u0219a n-o pl\u0103tesc niciodat\u0103, nu mai bine ar fi s\u0103 fie duse la un ,,ad\u0103post\u201d de unde s\u0103 fie ,,adoptate\u201d din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd? Zic \u0219i io a\u0219a&#8230;<br \/>\n     S\u0103 nu m\u0103-\u021belege\u021bi gre\u0219it! Mie \u00eemi plac c\u00e2inii, pisicile \u0219i alte animale de-astea&#8230; comune, nu toate ciud\u0103\u021beniile! \u0218i nu pentru c\u0103 a\u0219 fi un ipocrit, dar am v\u0103zut c\u00e2teva cazuri \u00een care asemenea ,,jivine\u201d bipede sunt cele mai periculoase pentru om.<br \/>\n    \u0218i dac\u0103 tot se dore\u0219te \u021binerea sub control a fenomenului de prostitu\u021bie, la fel ca acela al num\u0103rului c\u00e2inilor vagabonzi, de ce nu s-ar face \u0219i la curve o microcipare. Carnet de s\u0103n\u0103tate, vaccinuri la zi, prezervativul la purt\u0103tor, cas\u0103 de marcat \u0219i bon fiscal! Adic\u0103, legalitate! C\u0103 tot ziceau unii invidio\u0219i, cu meserii asem\u0103n\u0103toare, adic\u0103 politicieni, c\u0103 dac\u0103 s-ar impozita prostitu\u021bia, ne-am achita \u00eemprumuturile c\u0103tre FMI&#8230; Aici i-a\u0219 b\u0103nui pe \u0103\u0219tia de o oarecare&#8230; oralitate a discursului, dac\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi ce vreau s\u0103 spun! Pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a ceva nici \u00een Utopia nu ar fi posibil. Dup\u0103 cum&#8230; pute\u021bi uita \u0219i dvs., e lucru\u2019 dracu\u2019 cu curv\u0103s\u0103reala \u00een lumea asta. Nu e a\u0219a simplu cum pare! Chiar \u0219i lumea asta a p\u0103catului originar are legile ei nescrise, lucruri de nep\u0103truns pentru un ochi neavizat. De-aia, poate c\u0103 ce zic io acilea, poate p\u0103rea o\u2026 b\u0103taie de c\u00e2mpi! \u00cens\u0103, cred c\u0103 a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles ,,the main ideea\u201d. O posibil\u0103 explica\u021bie pentru \u00eent\u00e2rzierea legaliz\u0103rii prostitu\u021biei, ar putea fi opozi\u021bia Bisericii. Care nu vrea, m\u0103-n\u021belegi, ca ,,pudicii\u201d ei enoria\u0219i cre\u0219tini-p\u0103c\u0103to\u0219i s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een p\u0103catul desfr\u00e2ului, mai mult dec\u00e2t sunt deja c\u0103zu\u021bi. \u00cens\u0103, ce s\u0103 vezi?, unul din tractirurile celebre \u00een istoria recent\u0103, se nume&#8230; Crucea de piatr\u0103! Dar nu vreau s\u0103 bag lucrurile sfinte \u00een discu\u021bia asta\u2026 Dup\u0103 ce deja am f\u0103cut-o!<br \/>\n   Una peste alta, v\u0103d c\u0103 unii arunc\u0103 cu pietre \u00een fetele alea, despre care, cu mult\u0103 ipocrizie, unii spun c\u0103 abia acum afl\u0103 cu ce se ocupau, de fapt! \u015ei atunci, te \u00eentrebi: cine e mai curv\u0103 \u00een povestea asta? \u0102la care o practic\u0103 pe fa\u0163\u0103, asumat, sau \u0103la care face acela\u015fi lucru sub masca&#8230; integrit\u0103\u0163ii?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 c\u00e2te v\u0103z io, \u00een ultima vreme, nici cea mai veche meserie din lume nu mai e respectat\u0103! 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