{"id":5525,"date":"2017-08-01T23:32:16","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T20:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5525"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:17:08","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:17:08","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-arca-nore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5525","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Arca lui Nor\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-e1501619486781.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-300x198.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5526 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/198;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/image-300x198.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5526\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n   Cel mult la ora 18 \u0219i pe o ploaie cu bulboace min\u021bile o iau razna la cel pu\u021bin o seam\u0103 de \u0219oferi, sc\u0103pa\u021bi parc\u0103 din parcurile cabaline ale hergheliei lui Ilie. Sf\u00e2ntul.<br \/>\n    Feri-te-ar! Dar tata spune c\u0103-i aproape un obicei popular s\u0103 gone\u0219ti rostogolind ro\u021bile repejor spre turate la maxim prin sferele de ap\u0103 pentru o baie la vopseaua goal\u0103 gratuit\u0103. Ei bine, nu m\u0103 duce oricine cu fof\u00e2rlica, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac parte din ceata exper\u021bilor \u00een covrigi \u00eempieli\u021ba\u021bi \u0219tiu c\u0103-i doar un prilej \u0219oferesc de-a etala ,,fantasticele&#8221; lec\u021bii primite cu doza. Ora\u0219ul are furiile lui, mi \u021bi-i manevreaz\u0103 pe locuitori dup\u0103 voie, pune fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een spate b\u0103ri, frustr\u0103ri de nedep\u0103\u0219it, sensuri unice \u0219i giratorii, surori ferometalice fac trotuarul \u0219i rigola angoas\u00e2nd secundele pierdute pe circuitele de vitez\u0103. S\u0103 nu d\u0103m totu\u0219i vina pe accelera\u021bia alunecoas\u0103 patin\u00e2nd sub talpa oaspete, dedat\u0103 adulter la asfalt european, ci s\u0103-i spunem stropitoarei nor s\u0103-\u0219i mai mi\u0219te du\u0219ul magic spre teritoriile virgine, acolo unde vr\u0103jile atmosferice \u00ee\u0219i fac imediat efectul, mai ucid un spic de gr\u00e2u, mai \u00eeneac\u0103 o p\u0103pu\u0219\u0103 de porumb, mai despoaie c\u00e2te-o gr\u0103din\u0103 de luxuriante culori, \u00eens\u0103 multe, pu\u021bine, pic\u0103turile dau via\u021b\u0103 oric\u0103rei f\u0103r\u00e2me de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, numai min\u021bii de om o \u00eentunecare nefireasc\u0103. \u0218i z\u0103u, a plouat dou\u0103 zile dr\u0103ce\u0219te, ivind copii din candida\u021bi la 50+, \u0219i ce turna, \u0219i ce mirare fost-a-n mine s\u0103 g\u0103sesc leat feminin c\u0103lare pe biciclet\u0103 \u00een plin potop noeian.<br \/>\n    Altfel de precipita\u021bii mi-a fost dat s\u0103 g\u0103sesc la poarta raiului. Da, o vizit\u0103 de control nu stric\u0103  niciodat\u0103, Petri\u0219orii, Andreii, pe Toma nu-l nimerii, pavelii nici at\u00e2t nu i se puteau vedea urmele de nuan\u021be, era asfalt c\u00e2t sim\u021beai cu talpa, fiindc\u0103 ochiul nu c\u0103ta altceva \u00een afara, \u00een\u0103untrul buzunarelor gata de asaltul na\u021biei prestidigitatoare ce cople\u0219ise priveli\u0219tea, erau cu to\u021bii, sfintele nume \u0219i preacuvioasele dame nu lipseau din peisajul armonios al binefacerilor micului col\u021b de Eden, adus din calea ielelor, Dr\u0103gaica. Nesperat\u0103 \u0219i inopinat\u0103 incursiune \u00een grindina de popula\u021bii c\u0103reia pentru un franc-bancnot\u0103 i s-a permis orice exces alimentar, orice dezv\u0103\u021b comportamental, orice melanj auditiv, orice adaos comercial posibil, micul, berea \u0219i ame\u021bitoarele manevre ma\u0219iniste \u00een sfera planurilor multiple au marcat pregnant atmosfera noii \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219\u0103ri de b\u00e2lci. Ce-a mai r\u0103mas din cel vechi este acolo, \u00een dosul lui, din cel c\u0103ruia eu \u00eei fusesem oaspete \u00een negura anilor cenu\u0219ii c\u00e2nd naivitatea avea un pre\u021b: biletul de intrare la un \u0219ir de iepuri sco\u0219i din p\u0103l\u0103rie. C\u00e2\u021biva balo\u021bi din paie purtau \u00eenc\u0103 amprenta copitei ridicate la un semn \u00een corturi, dar f\u0103r\u0103 aroma cozii ridicate p\u0103reau un artificiu inutil. Nu \u0219i piramida din c\u0103ni cazone de aluminiu dezasamblabil\u0103 pentru cinci lei, singura m\u0103rturie, fasonat\u0103 pentru mileniul trei, c\u0103 ri\u0219ca \u0219i alba-neagra vor mai supravie\u021bui cel pu\u021bin jum\u0103tate de veac. \u0218i tr\u0103g\u0103torii la ele. Lume puhoi, constat\u0103ri de m\u0103rime variabil\u0103, identice \u00een privin\u021ba calit\u0103\u021bii, un ora\u0219 cvadruplu are propor\u021bional mai mul\u021bi&#8230; \u0219i mai multe&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cel mult la ora 18 \u0219i pe o ploaie cu bulboace min\u021bile o iau razna la cel pu\u021bin o seam\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5526,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5527,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525\/revisions\/5527"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}