{"id":5438,"date":"2017-07-11T22:32:45","date_gmt":"2017-07-11T19:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5438"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:17:49","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:17:49","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-decorticare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5438","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Decorticare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-13-e1499801471227.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-13-e1499801471227-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5439 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-13-e1499801471227-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-13-e1499801471227.jpeg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 169px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 169\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-13-e1499801471227-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-13-e1499801471227-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-13-e1499801471227.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Voi reu\u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenapoiez picioarelor ghipsate, rupte cu bun\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 la intrarea \u00een sanctuarul vorbelor de duhul nop\u021bilor pu\u021bine, gestante la anul \u0219i la mul\u021bi ton\u021bi, tiparul filozofiilor de pasc\u0103.<br \/>\n    C\u0103 uneori se scoal\u0103 din mor\u021bi \u00eentreb\u0103rile \u0219i respir\u0103 acela\u0219i aer netrebnic \u00een care oxigenul nu-i mai mult de-o bul\u0103 otr\u0103vit\u0103 \u00een formula sim\u021burilor oneroase. Ele, alambicul duhurilor prescrise \u00een orarele policlinicale, s-au pitit p\u00e2n\u0103 deun\u0103zi la c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2iul vrafurilor de canapea \u0219i au prins frate de s\u00e2nge acoperit de \u00een\u021belepciuni culese din \u021b\u0103rile calde, unde berzele \u0219i egretele pun la cale navetele p\u0103m\u00e2nt-Andromeda, fabricantul de ro\u021bi din\u021bate pentru concasoarele pr\u00e2nzirii. Mi-a cr\u0103pat retina \u0219i mi-a curs relevan\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd homescul grai s-a ridicat spre a pune atele cadrului legal al senza\u021biilor trec\u0103toare: ,,Nu e frumos ce este frumos, ci este frumos ce-mi place mie.&#8221; F\u0103r\u0103 \u00eenrudirea cu \u0219irul vorbelor trimise la seriale de cumin\u021bire sufleteasc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103ciuire cu ra\u021biunea, r\u00e2urile revelatoare ar fi devenit o jertf\u0103 pe altarul nimicului, dar stratul cenu\u0219iu al psihanalizei medicale a subtilizat identitarismul focarului de sorginte popular\u0103 \u0219i-a \u00eemb\u0103tat cu ap\u0103 rece tot clientul la autograf. P\u00e2n\u0103 la mine, ho\u021b de conjunctura sensului unic al mijlocului de pagin\u0103 177, dedat\u0103 la ,,Aporii metaforizate&#8221;, autorul spiciului enciclopedic inculcat \u00eemi l\u0103sase cheile c\u00e2torva u\u0219i cioc\u0103nite cu insisten\u021ba facerii de bine.<br \/>\n    Doctorul de\u0219tept, chirurgul m\u00e2nuitor perspicace de bisturiu prin bur\u021bile textelor kantiene, dar amputat de impreca\u021biile la care se \u00eenchin\u0103 toat\u0103 rasa cleric\u0103: credin\u021ba \u00een orb, \u00een mut \u0219i \u00eenviere. Acum, la parastasul secolului trei, m\u0103 \u00eenscriu \u00een lista neagr\u0103 a ateului purt\u0103tor de sutan\u0103. Exist\u0103 cazuri, domnule Mircea, c\u00e2nd moleculele se cunun\u0103 cu nea\u0219teptarea \u0219i chiulangiul la programa logicii, printr-un firesc proces taumaturgic, depune obolul sclipirilor sale \u00een excep\u021bional. Dac-a\u021bi mai fi a\u0219teptat un dram pe e\u0219ichierul minunilor, inclusiv eu v-a\u0219 fi fost pacient, exponent al tranzi\u021biei neobi\u0219nuite \u00eentre sunet \u0219i cuv\u00e2nt \u0219i-am fi descusut pe masa de opera\u021bie teoria prostiei nede\u0219teptate, am fi c\u0103utat traseele neuronale atipice, genele lungi ale str\u0103mo\u0219ilor, ochii nemuririi materiei. Unde-ar fi s\u0103 m\u00e2ne hazardul mirajul nostru de ast\u0103zi c\u0103tre banal? S\u0103 v\u0103 fi trezit salutat de omule\u021bul ce-\u0219i face veacul a\u0219tept\u00e2nd un sandwich vizavi de parcul mare, ,,Respectele mele, domnule! O zi excelent\u0103 \u0219i aripile bl\u00e2nde\u021bii s\u0103 v\u0103 poarte instrumentarul prin meandrele intestinale!&#8221;, \u00een fiecare zi cu alt\u0103 miere epitetal\u0103, Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103, cel iubit pentru c\u0103 reu\u0219ise printr-o tehnic\u0103 ne\u0219tiut\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 copil de trei ani, nu v-ar fi \u00eentors din calea concep\u021biei ,,de\u0219tep\u021bii cu de\u0219tep\u021bii&#8221; s\u0103-l fi \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00eentr-o zi spovedindu-se ,,M-au ajuns b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bile, ca m\u00e2ine m\u0103 duc \u0219i-mi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 n-am \u0219tiut p\u00e2n-acum cine-am fost!&#8221;?<br \/>\n   Judec\u0103\u021bile sunt pentru exploratori, pentru tr\u0103itorii de ve\u0219nicii, lor nu le seac\u0103 f\u00e2nt\u00e2nile, \u0219tiu foarte bine c\u0103 procentele \u00een sute nu-i ajung nici m\u0103car lui dumnezeu pentru-a-\u0219i num\u0103ra planetele, micile bilu\u021be extrauterine ale bigbangului, dar\u0103mite lor, mai furnici ca Saturn, mai colora\u021bi ca fa\u021ba-i de gips, \u00eencredin\u021ba\u021bi total \u00een eternitatea petelor din soare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voi reu\u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenapoiez picioarelor ghipsate, rupte cu bun\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 la intrarea \u00een sanctuarul vorbelor de duhul nop\u021bilor pu\u021bine, gestante<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5439,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5438"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5440,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438\/revisions\/5440"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}