{"id":5425,"date":"2017-07-08T20:36:58","date_gmt":"2017-07-08T17:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5425"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:19:17","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:19:17","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-poiana-sticleti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5425","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Poiana cu sticle\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-10.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-10-300x188.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5427 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-10-300x188.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-10.jpeg 646w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/188;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-10-300x188.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-10-300x188.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-10.jpeg 646w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-9.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-9-300x188.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5426 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-9-300x188.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-9.jpeg 646w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/188;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-9-300x188.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-9-300x188.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-9.jpeg 646w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Am dat fr\u00e2u liber calului troian \u00een ograda promisiunilor. Dup\u0103 lec\u021bia deschis\u0103 de la curtea lui Paris nu-i mai arde de rumegu\u0219 \u0219i jar \u00een sob\u0103, i s-a f\u0103cut dor de iapa stearp\u0103 a lui Don Quijote, s-a dus s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenmoaie coama \u00een cerneluri&#8230;.<br \/>\n    M\u0103, jurat! Cataclismul s\u0103 se fi iscat \u00een materia literelor toate, spa\u021biile siderale s\u0103 se fi topit \u00een p\u00e2nzele albe, ielele toate s\u0103 fi dat banchet despuiate de vr\u0103ji, full-contact cu divinitatea s\u0103 fi nimerit \u00een ringurile nemuririi \u0219i tot nu trebuia s\u0103 cad prad\u0103 ispititoarei&#8230;. ,,O fi asta mai frumoas\u0103, mai cu cerul albastru, stelele mai sc\u0103p\u0103r\u0103toare \u0219i luna cu fundu-n sus, s-o fi oprit p\u0103m\u00e2ntu-n loc \u0219i cuvintele leviteaz\u0103 dup\u0103 legea lui Nichita m\u0103car!&#8221; G\u00e2nduri necurate, antile mici pentr-un genunchi de iasc\u0103, dracul transexual! N\u0103valnicul arm\u0103sar a cabrat \u00een primul minut, a nechezat de \u0219apte ori, s-a dat peste cap o dat\u0103 \u0219i a devenit salam expirat. Gr\u0103dinile semirapidei priviri stau \u00eentr-o r\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-i promit pruncului de rim\u0103 cruce \u0219i altar din zah\u0103r la sac \u0219i ulei v\u0103rsat, iertarea bobului de orez, obolul spicului de gr\u00e2u sf\u0103r\u00e2mat \u00eentre din\u021bii pietrelor de zboar\u0103 \u0219i func\u021bia de prim-vice-pre\u0219edinte peste p\u0103nu\u0219ile viselor de moarte.<br \/>\n     L\u00e2ng\u0103 majoritarii apocalipselor servite plagiant sub cupola unui me\u0219ter al nemuririlor delirante, Cervantes, rezervistul anilor de ra\u021bie, o\u0219teanul ce \u0219i-a propus s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige b\u0103t\u0103lia cu sistemul nervos al adun\u0103rii r\u00e2mnicene de ziua a \u0219asea, dinainte de pr\u00e2nz, pare tehnologie de ultim\u0103 genera\u021bie, realismul, versificare chioar\u0103, necrofilia virtual\u0103, promisiunea olimpian\u0103 pentru amantl\u00e2cul cu poezia c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 deta\u0219at competi\u021bia stihurilor puerile, acest ,,maestru&#8221; le ofer\u0103 gratuit lec\u021bii de modernism afilia\u021bilor revistei interna\u021bionale&#8230;.<br \/>\n    C\u0103r\u0103u\u0219i de ap\u0103 de-mbat\u0103 deflor\u0103rile \u00een g\u00e2nd, imbatabili la r\u0103spunsurile examenelor penibile, inutil finan\u021bate, uneori economia de pia\u021b\u0103 a min\u021bilor de pe urm\u0103 este falimentar\u0103, creierul pane, copt la tigv\u0103, are termenul de garan\u021bie dep\u0103\u0219it. De cartea recordurilor sau doar ini\u021biativ\u0103 particular\u0103 de confec\u021bii matematice, etamina \u0219i mu\u0219tele de-o b\u00e2z\u00e2ie cu ac de harnic\u0103 truditoare de Cugir sunt de-o seam\u0103 cu r\u0103zboaiele civile populare, \u00eembin\u0103 nebunia cu t\u0103cutul, spirala cu paranteza \u0219i virgula \u0219i scoate cosmogonia ca pe-o m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 cald\u0103 pe mas\u0103 ca s-o taie cu a\u021ba \u021b\u00e2ncul, apoi s-o arunce lui Azor \u00een fundul gr\u0103dinii. Excese ale unor timpuri pierdute pe uli\u021ba principal\u0103 a ne\u0219tiin\u021bei. Fiindc\u0103 altfel, tanti Maria Toma ar fi \u0219tiut c\u0103 Eminescu se coase \u00een suflet pentru abordarea aritmetic\u0103 a cuv\u00e2ntului bine urzit, i-a\u0219 recomanda, v\u0103d \u00een d\u00e2nsa pasiune dumnezeiasc\u0103, s\u0103 se fereasc\u0103 pe drumul penelor de \u00eenger de t\u00e2lhari, Luceaf\u0103rul umbl\u0103 cu pistoale la br\u00e2u, cu voie de la sf. Petru, \u0219i pu\u0219c\u0103 orice impertinen\u021b\u0103 de-a i se \u00eennoda destinul cu fire ro\u0219ii, vede s\u00e2ngeriu: cu boala delirului a trecut la ceruri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am dat fr\u00e2u liber calului troian \u00een ograda promisiunilor. Dup\u0103 lec\u021bia deschis\u0103 de la curtea lui Paris nu-i mai arde<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5425"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5429,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5425\/revisions\/5429"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}