{"id":5364,"date":"2017-06-27T19:56:35","date_gmt":"2017-06-27T16:56:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5364"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:27:46","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:27:46","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-agop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5364","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Agop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/tg96r_165_479-e1498582567529.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/tg96r_165_479-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5365 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/225;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/tg96r_165_479-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5365\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Delicatese. \u021ai se umple gura de ap\u0103, motoarele senza\u021biilor gustative merg \u00een gol \u0219i prima \u00eenghi\u021bitur\u0103 \u00een sec face stomacul s\u0103 tresar\u0103.<br \/>\n    Cu at\u00e2t m-am ales din reclama unui stand sugerat pentru o eventual\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103torie alternativ\u0103&#8230;. \u00cenchipuirile debordeaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd subiectele fotografice ascund acel mister al obiectelor neclare, ar putea fi caviar, ciocolat\u0103, ar putea fi licori exotice, pr\u0103jituri din cele mai dulci. Gogo\u0219i pudrate, scrumite un picu\u021b, ambalate \u00een cel mai rafinat limbaj al sticlei. \u00cen cel mai delicat limbaj lingual. \u00cen cel mai precis limbaj istoric. \u00cen cel mai par\u0219iv&#8230;. Povestea cea mai bun\u0103, \u0219tirbit\u0103 de o bucat\u0103 din partea autorului ce-l voi dezv\u0103lui mai t\u00e2rziu, se deruleaz\u0103 cinematografic, n-am avut \u00eenc\u0103 onoarea  romanului de origine, c\u00e2nd un negustor, nu cel din titlu, \u00eencununeaz\u0103 un obiect straniu \u00een vremea c\u00e2nd interpretarea pe viu era \u00eenc\u0103 o certitudine \u0219i nu o fonogram\u0103 de cear\u0103, cu propriet\u0103\u021bi \u0219i unicit\u0103\u021bi ciupite din toate col\u021burile lumii. S\u0103rmanul Ismail, buc\u0103tar de babord dup\u0103 aceast\u0103 n\u0103stru\u0219nicie, \u00eenghi\u021bise gazelul ca pe un dar de la sultan, de la Allah interferat \u00eentre nedumerirea lui \u0219i glasul plagiator al inventicii lui Edison, de peste m\u0103ri \u0219i \u021b\u0103ri, bine c\u0103 nu se tocmise precupe\u021bul cu g\u00e2ndul de-un Stradivarius, sosise minunea, jongleria circ\u0103reasc\u0103 de-a se auzi cuvinte atunci c\u00e2nd numeni nu cuv\u00e2nt\u0103.<br \/>\n    1530. Un an de obi\u0219nuit \u00een cutia cu giuvaieruri criminale, b\u0103t\u0103ile la fundul copiilor obraznici &#8211; o practic\u0103 vienez\u0103 la mod\u0103, o lec\u021bie pu\u021bin sau deloc luat\u0103 \u00een considera\u021bia m\u0103t\u0103niilor \u00een\u0219irate de m\u00e2inile magnificului, str\u0103lucitului, legiuitorului dreptei \u0219i unicei forme de conduit\u0103: turbanul. De sup\u0103rare da, ar fi b\u0103ut \u0219i \u0218tefan cel Mare o cafea, nu doar Soliman, \u0219i-ar fi turnat r\u0103ze\u0219i cu patim\u0103, dar nu-i r\u0103s\u0103rise o a\u0219a dorin\u021b\u0103, altfel, \u00een cortul de campanie ar fi luat o pauz\u0103 pentru aromele etiopiene, poate s-ar fi \u00eentre\u021binut cu Mahomed sau oricare dintre turcale\u021bii ce se temeau de sabia moldoveanului, ar fi dat chiar la pace: o ton\u0103 de boabe semipreparate \u0219i jum\u0103tate de zah\u0103r. \u00centr-un astfel de context, Roxelana, naratoare notorie, mai mult de-o noapte \u00een iatac n-avea cum spera, \u00een toamna aceea Suleiman era la c\u00e2teva mii de kilometri dep\u0103rtare de mirosul \u00eemb\u0103t\u0103tor, sper\u00e2nd la confort sporit anticipat la por\u021bile valsului.<br \/>\n     Aranjament de cinci stele. Nu-\u021bi convin c\u0103r\u021bile de la Bookfest, ia de-aci carabelaian avedis, armeneasca de curte, ticluit\u0103 dup\u0103 re\u021betar str\u0103mo\u0219esc, coapt\u0103, m\u0103cinat\u0103, pus\u0103 cu pipeta la final, cu caimac furat lui 66 de grade \u0219i musai servit\u0103 b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219te \u00eenaintea partenerei de pat. Nea Florescu este ho\u021b de mir\u0103ri, birjar de clien\u021bi \u0219fichiui\u021bi cu duhul savoarei a dou\u0103 continente: de r\u0103s\u0103rit \u0219i de apus. Un umfl\u0103tor de baloane ro\u0219ii, un scamator ce pune \u00een joben za\u021b \u0219i scoate genealogii ale arborelui de Kaffa. Dup\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021ba unora, transhuman\u021ba bobului verde are loc odat\u0103 cu geneza marelui Soliman, finele secolului XV, iar destr\u0103marea Armeniei se petrece sub ochii celui de-al XVI-lea veac, mira-m-a\u0219 ca dughenarul din Damasc s\u0103 fi intrat \u00een gra\u021biile \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bitorului de via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i dreptul la zeam\u0103 am\u0103ruie. Dar indulgen\u021ba mea momentan\u0103, luat\u0103 totu\u0219i de reducere la absurd, are un martor credibil. Tat\u0103l, Garabet \u0219i fiul, Avedis sunt singurii sc\u0103pa\u021bi cu via\u021b\u0103 din calea iataganelor prin 1915 din toat\u0103 s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba de neam. \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia a g\u0103sit prilejul s\u0103 schimbe domeniile de aventur\u0103 comerciale, din momirea mu\u0219teriilor cu bl\u0103nuri, covoare \u0219i coloniale, acolo unde naturale\u021bea v\u00e2nz\u0103rii unei piei de curc\u0103 era nealterat\u0103, a pornit brusc spre dulciuri, n\u0103ut, a p\u0103strat colonialele, spre aduceri aminte, \u0219i nu s-a sfiit s\u0103 se al\u0103ture celor 40 de fra\u021bi cafegii spre a nu sparge tiparele. De net\u0103g\u0103duit, faci ce-\u021bi place oriunde, dar cu prec\u0103dere acolo unde te na\u0219ti. \u0218i dac\u0103 tradi\u021bia de acas\u0103 avea continuitate pe linia infuziei la ibric, Garabet n-ar fi l\u0103udat moa\u021bele de pe gherghef \u0219i pielea arg\u0103sit\u0103, \u0219i-ar fi folosit secretul cu cel mai mare folos&#8230;. Dar pe cine p\u0103c\u0103lesc eu&#8230;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Delicatese. \u021ai se umple gura de ap\u0103, motoarele senza\u021biilor gustative merg \u00een gol \u0219i prima \u00eenghi\u021bitur\u0103 \u00een sec face stomacul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5365,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5366,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364\/revisions\/5366"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}