{"id":5351,"date":"2017-06-24T18:52:45","date_gmt":"2017-06-24T15:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5351"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:27:46","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:27:46","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-retevei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5351","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Retevei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5353 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22.jpeg 480w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-22.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Superbe \u0219i blondele, femei totu\u0219i cu dorin\u021be nu mai departe de-un preludiu cu fug\u0103 \u00een tonalit\u0103\u021bi acute&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Schimb\u0103ri de fa\u021bad\u0103 pentru cele ce au c\u00e2teva trucuri corporale de luat ochii me\u0219terilor zugravi, c\u0103ci f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2ntecul de slav\u0103, platina natural\u0103 ori cea scurs\u0103 din plicule\u021bele oferite comercial ar servi doar invidiei \u00eentre semene. Poate nici ei, c\u00e2nd n-ai de \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit nuri nim\u0103nui, te la\u0219i p\u0103guba\u0219\u0103 de-a st\u00e2rni zarv\u0103 \u0219i z\u00e2zanie. \u0218i aici, \u00een sasca bi\u021bilor, accesoriile podoabei capilare galbene &#8211; buze cu \u021bugui, oache\u0219e pupile, s\u00e2ni porni\u021bi acrobatic pe orizontal\u0103, tridimensiona\u021bi, acoladele \u0219i arcadele fesiere&#8230; &#8211; ar trece neobservate, nebifate chiar de surate. Frumoasa mea, E\u0219ti nemaiponenit\u0103, Ce cool \u00ee\u021bi st\u0103, Te pupicesc, Superb&#8230; s-ar decanta \u00een eterul ignoran\u021bei.<br \/>\n    Blond\u0103 \u0219i Delia, blonde firile televiziilor. Baladei lui Radu Pietreanu i se al\u0103tur\u0103 ,,Proclama\u021bia&#8221; lui Bendeac \u00een 14 puncte, r\u0103va\u0219 furi\u0219at prin i\u021bele M\u0103t\u0103chioaiei, ivit din zona ,,puilor&#8221; lui, adus la masa mujdeiului de usturoi drept ofens\u0103 semi conjurativ\u0103. M\u0103 tem de nemurirea etniilor, dar mult mai mult de eternitatea cuv\u00e2ntului mimare, acela ce s-a depus pe sine arhetip din \u0219ag\u0103 \u0219i-n mi\u0219to, consider\u00e2ndu-se moralistul dint\u00e2i al hipertrofiei sociale de periferie, \u00eendemnul gloatei (am r\u00e2s la inofensiva fluturare de \u0219i\u0219uri bine asezonat\u0103 cu renumele joacei Angry Birds, via Sorin Kantor \u0219i Kamikaze) la exibarea limitelor inferioare. Arti\u0219ti, creatori&#8230;, fiindc\u0103 tiparul calchiat nu seam\u0103n\u0103 dec\u00e2t scheletic cu exploratorii genurilor practicate de ei, plagiatori de altfel, vinova\u021bi pentru consecin\u021be. \u0218tii c\u00e2t mai este Mihai Bendeac p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 treci vama normalit\u0103\u021bii, unde ,,vedet\u0103&#8221; \u0219i om de r\u00e2nd vor sta la coada pumnului dup\u0103 sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie? C\u00e2t un centimetru \u00eentre indice \u0219i police, micimea paroxist\u0103 difuzat\u0103 la rang de copie legalizat\u0103, creditat\u0103 scop principal al na\u021biunii, va l\u0103sa ,,ru\u0219inea&#8221; deoparte \u0219i-\u021bi vor ar\u0103ta pe viu cum se presteaz\u0103 scenic rolul vie\u021bii lor anafilactice.<br \/>\n     Personajul anului&#8230;, poli\u021bistul \u00een\u021besat de pres\u0103 cu atitudini \u0219i aptitudini contrare mersului pe apa ap\u0103r\u0103torului legii, Godin\u0103, ie\u0219it la o r\u0103coritoare&#8230;, repoveste\u0219te un episod t\u0103lm\u0103cit de-un coleg din lung metrajul ,,\u0218i copiii \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 din gre\u0219elile celor mari&#8221;, scenariu dup\u0103 modelul moisian \u00een zece acte, interpretat \u00een ultima perioad\u0103 cu regularitate de ceas elve\u021bian pe t\u0103p\u0219anul unde pigmeii lucreaz\u0103 la fabrica de dezmembrat juc\u0103rii. Dou\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri cheie, c\u0103ci \u0219i liliputanii de-o \u0219chioap-a v\u00e2rstei sunt oameni, ce i-au determinat pe cei trei, Godin\u0103 \u0219i indica\u021bii parteneri de blat (de mas\u0103) prin optica descriptibilit\u0103\u021bii, s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe dreapta gesturile obi\u0219nuitei \u021binute standard de conformitate cet\u0103\u021beneasc\u0103. Nu pentru faptul c\u0103 \u021b\u00e2ncii ar fi obtuzi din prea pu\u021bin\u0103 n\u0103scare, pu\u0219tii sunt uneori mai destupa\u021bi la vedere \u0219i c\u0103ile mintale pu\u021bine \u0219i scurte mai eficiente.<br \/>\n    Concluzia celor dou\u0103 ie\u0219iri la ramp\u0103, a doua purt\u00e2nd ,,stigmatul&#8221; \u00een\u021belesurilor imediate, familiare, agentului de circula\u021bie r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2ndu-i solu\u021bia datoriei \u00een trafic, lu\u00e2ndu-i mamei gr\u0103dinarului obiectul de joc din atribu\u021biile la volan, ecranul tactilo-vorbitor, astfel servind indirect lec\u021bia de la clas\u0103 (merit\u0103 \u0219i el o amend\u0103 pentru g\u00e2ndul zglobiu de-a \u00eenlocui e\u0219ecul didactic cu un parteneriat virtual adulter cu educatoarea), rezid\u0103 \u00eentr-o corec\u021bie a capului. Fie de pe\u0219te, fie de om, stric\u0103ciunea este cu at\u00e2t mai ur\u00e2t mirositoare cu c\u00e2t craniul de ad\u0103post al celebralului este mai mare \u0219i mai copt. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Superbe \u0219i blondele, femei totu\u0219i cu dorin\u021be nu mai departe de-un preludiu cu fug\u0103 \u00een tonalit\u0103\u021bi acute&#8230;. 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