{"id":5336,"date":"2017-06-20T21:07:38","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T18:07:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5336"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:27:47","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:27:47","slug":"caruta-virgule-minunea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5336","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Minunea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-19.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-19-196x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5339 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-19-196x300.jpeg 196w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-19.jpeg 392w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 196px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 196\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-19-196x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-19-196x300.jpeg 196w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-19.jpeg 392w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nMinunea<\/p>\n<p>    M I N U N E !! Tabloul ,,\u00eentr-o ureche&#8221;, a lui Ceau\u0219escu, uitat pe peretele apartamentului unui pensionar din Vaslui, vorbe\u0219te \u0219i l\u0103crimeaz\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i timp! Vestea a f\u0103cut repede \u00eenconjurul palierului, sc\u0103rii de bloc, cartierului, ora\u0219ului \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenconjurul mapamondului c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd. Vasile Ceau\u0219u, pensionarul binecuv\u00e2ntat cu aceast\u0103 minune, spune c\u0103 el n-a crezut niciodat\u0103 c\u0103 Ceau\u0219escu a murit \u0219i c\u0103 a continuat s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 el doar \u0219i-a \u00eenscenat retragerea din func\u021bie. Nea Vasile, cum \u00eei spun vecinii, a continuat s\u0103 se roage la tabloul \u0103la ca la o icoana f\u0103c\u0103toare de minuni timp de dou\u0103zeci \u0219i \u0219apte de ani \u00een fiecare zi, de trei ori pe zi, diminea\u021ba-pr\u00e2nz-seara, \u00eenainte \u0219i dup\u0103 mas\u0103, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i lua pastilele de prostat\u0103. Omul spune c\u0103 la un moment dat auzea o voce \u0219i nu \u0219tia de unde vine. Vocea \u00eei spunea mereu c\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia este pe drumul societ\u0103\u021bii socialiste multilateral dezvoltate \u0219i c\u0103 el, Vasile, este omul nou al acestei societ\u0103\u021bi. C\u00e2nd a realizat c\u0103 vocea venea din tabloul de pe perete, nea Vasile \u0219i-a f\u0103cut cruce cu limba pe cerul gurii, cum f\u0103cea \u00een tinere\u021be c\u00e2nd nu era voie s\u0103 te-nchini din cauza directivelor partidului. C\u00e2nd s-a uitat mai atent la poz\u0103, a observat c\u0103 din ochiul drept al tovar\u0103\u0219ului izvora o lacrim\u0103. Atunci, convins c\u0103 e cu adev\u0103rat o minune, acesta a c\u0103zut \u00een genunchi \u0219i \u0219i-a cerut iertare \u00een numele \u00eentregului popor rom\u00e2n, a\u0219a cum \u00eenv\u0103\u021base la \u0219edin\u021bele de partid de la intreprindere, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea autocritica \u00een fa\u021ba colectivului de proletari turn\u0103tori-formatori: ,,Iertare, tovar\u0103\u0219e Nicolae Ceau\u0219escu! Noi, poporul t\u0103u mult iubit, aducem prinosul nostru de iubire ne\u021b\u0103rmurit\u0103 \u0219i tardiv\u0103 c\u0103tre tine, fiu al acestui p\u0103m\u00e2nt, care ai fost primul \u00een toate: primul miner, primul \u021b\u0103ran, primul metalurgist.. inclusiv primul \u00eempu\u0219cat al \u021b\u0103rii. Tovar\u0103\u0219ul nostru carele e\u0219ti acum \u00een ceruri, sfin\u021beasc\u0103-se numele t\u0103u, re\u00eenvie epoca ta, fac\u0103-se numai voia ta, precum era odat\u0103 pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i-acuma nu mai e. P\u00e2inea noastr\u0103 cea de toate zilele, d\u0103-ne-o nou\u0103 ast\u0103zi cum era odat\u0103, pe cartel\u0103, \u0219i ne iart\u0103 noua p\u0103catele Revolu\u021biei noastre precum \u0219i noi le iert\u0103m mereu asupritorilor no\u0219tri. \u0218i nu ne duce pe noi \u00een ispita de a le mai face \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 \u0219i ne izb\u0103ve\u0219te de cel r\u0103u! C\u0103 a ta a fost puterea \u0219i slava, atunci \u0219i credeam c\u0103 \u0219i pururea \u0219i \u00een vecii vecilor. Amin..tiri!&#8221;&#8230; Auzi-ne tovar\u0103\u0219e \u0219i ne mituie\u0219te (pardon, miluie\u0219te!) precum \u0219i noi \u00eei auzeam pe vecinii no\u0219tri pe care-i ascultam prin perete c\u00e2nd vorbeau de r\u0103u partidul!&#8230; Nea Vasile spune c\u0103 dup\u0103 aceast\u0103 rug\u0103ciune fierbinte, poza a l\u0103crimat, semn c\u0103 tovar\u0103\u0219ul l-a auzit \u0219i mai mult, l-a sf\u0103tuit s\u0103-\u0219i rotunjeasc\u0103 pensia de turn\u0103tor-formator de opinie, aduc\u00e2nd c\u00e2t mai mul\u021bi pensionari (fo\u0219ti oameni) ai muncii s\u0103 vad\u0103 minunea, \u00een schimbul unei taxe modice&#8230; \u0218i de-aia zice nea Vasile c\u0103 e o minune, c\u0103 tot comuni\u0219tii au idei mai bune ca s\u0103-l fac\u0103 s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 bine&#8230; Ca s\u0103-\u0219i protejeze minunea \u0219i oportunitatea de afaceri, nea Vasile \u0219i-a angajat o firm\u0103 de paz\u0103 care s\u0103 p\u0103zeasc\u0103 poza 24\/7 s\u0103 nu p\u0103\u021beasc\u0103 \u0219i el ca \u0103ia c\u0103rora li s-a furat icoana lui Arsenie Boca \u0219i au r\u0103mas acum f\u0103r\u0103 capital \u0219i plan de afaceri multianual&#8230; Chiar dac\u0103 a st\u00e2rnit invidia \u0219i m\u00e2nia vecinilor de apartament, de bloc, de cartier \u0219i de galaxie, nea Vasile spune c\u0103 nu va folosi veniturile ob\u021binute numai pentru el ci va ajuta \u0219i pe al\u021bii s\u0103 pun\u0103 pe picioare o afacere ca a lui! Modest, el spune c\u0103 a r\u0103mas la fel de pensionar ca \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la momentul intr\u0103rii \u00een posesia minunii de pe perete \u0219i c\u0103 va r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een continuare \u00een acela\u0219i apartament confort 2, vedere la cimitrul Eternitatea, cu dou\u0103 camere, primit de la ICRAL, prin sindicat. F\u0103r\u0103 \u0219pag\u0103!&#8230; De\u0219i a primit tot felul de oferte ispititoare de a-\u0219i reface via\u021ba chiar \u0219i la cei 79 de ani ai lui, nea Vasile \u00eenc\u0103 refuz\u0103! Ceea ce-l face \u0219i mai interesant pentru armata de pretendente la titlul de coproprietare a minunii epocii de aur&#8230; Cam at\u00e2t despre nea Vasile! Vom reveni cu noi informa\u021bii despre stadiul minun\u0103\u021biilor f\u0103cute de icoana lui nea Nicu cel ,,\u00eentr-o ureche&#8221;, despre cota\u021biile ei la casele de pariuri \u0219i la bursa din New York!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Minunea M I N U N E !! 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