{"id":5333,"date":"2017-06-20T20:36:48","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T17:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5333"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:27:47","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:27:47","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-ventuze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5333","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Ventuze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-18-e1497980128479.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-18-300x168.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5334 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/168;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-18-300x168.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5334\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Funambulesc\u0103 abordare a unei intitul\u0103ri pentru optica difuz\u0103 a pere\u021bilor, interlocutori \u00een purgatoriul celor singulari, intinderea de palm\u0103 pentr-o mil\u0103 de cititor.<br \/>\n    Disolu\u021bia pentru ,,Alternative la cancer&#8221;, o bort\u0103 a giumbu\u0219luciei, rezid\u0103 \u00een calendarul ciumelor, pecinginilor, \u0103lor mai bune amice cu decesul neavenit, hainele negre de s\u0103rb\u0103toare ale iubitei \u021b\u0103r\u00e2ni de facere. 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Me\u0219teri din afara grani\u021belor redecor\u0103rilor de spa\u021biu locativ&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Arbitrul german supravegheaz\u0103 astfel un fotbal retroactiv, reatribuie autogolurile oaspe\u021bilor \u00eendoit, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd (meci aranjat din primul minut) va decide, \u00een spiritul capitalismului, victoria acestora: Economia Rom\u00e2n\u0103 0 &#8211; + infinit Firme Str\u0103ine. Istorice\u0219te corect, rom\u00e2ne\u0219te catastrofal. Ce a\u0219tept\u0103ri s\u0103 ai de la asemenea juc\u0103tori, unii cu ghete de aur, ceilal\u021bi cu cizme de cauciuc \u0219i papuci de dou\u0103 parale? 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