{"id":5313,"date":"2017-06-16T22:18:48","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T19:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5313"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:27:48","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:27:48","slug":"caruta-virgule-trumpofilia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5313","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Trumpofilia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-16.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-16-300x126.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"126\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5314 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-16-300x126.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-16.jpeg 466w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/126;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-16-300x126.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"126\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-16-300x126.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-16.jpeg 466w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Hai c\u0103-s nevorbit \u0219i tre\u2019 s\u0103 zic c\u0103 altfel&#8230; Cum spusei, n-am c\u00e2\u0219tigat noi Roland Garros-ul, da\u2019 le-am b\u0103gat-o-n a\u021be la americani! Adic\u0103 am punctat cu un slam-dunk de toat\u0103 frumuse\u021bea, a\u0219a cum le place lor! Asta dac\u0103 e s\u0103 m\u0103 iau dup\u0103 p\u0103rerile aproape unanime ale comentatorilor politici \u0219i nu numai&#8230; C\u0103 dac\u0103 v\u0103 zic io p\u0103rerea mea aia pe bune \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 vr\u0103jeal\u0103, v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi! De-aia, io nu m\u0103 iau dup\u0103 p\u0103rerile altora \u0219i v\u0103 spui ce m\u0103 duce p\u0103 mine mintea! Deci, ce-am v\u0103zut io? P\u0103i am v\u0103zut ce nu credeam c\u0103 se poate vedea! Un Iohannis relaxat nevoie mare, de ziceai c\u0103 nu e \u00een Rose Garden ci \u00een Gr\u0103dina Raiului&#8230; \u0218i d\u0103-i cu ,,your leadership\u201d, cu ,,you see\u201d&#8230; cu ,,stronger\u201d&#8230; Nici n-a citit de pe foaie! B\u0103, i-a dat pe spate p\u0103 alde Unchiu\u2019! Z\u0103u! Mai ales cu engleza lui de neam\u021b, n\u0103scut la Sibiu!&#8230; A avut profesoar\u0103 bun\u0103! Bun\u0103, doamna Carmen! Bun\u0103 profesoar\u0103, nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la&#8230; Eeei! Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, a zis pre\u0219edintele nostru cam a\u0219a: ,,B\u0103ie\u021bi, noi suntem parteneri strategici, suntem loiali, dar nu putem singuri, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu ne l\u0103sa\u021bi acilea cu ru\u0219ii! C\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, articolul cinci&#8230; to\u021bi pentru unul \u0219i unul pentru to\u021bi, da?\u201d \u0218i Trump zice: ,,Yes! Nu v\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m, da\u2019 tre\u2019 s\u0103 mai l\u0103sa\u021bi \u0219i voi ceva!\u201d A zis Iohannis de ,,investments\u201d? A zis \u0219i Trump de ,,investments\u201d!&#8230; Cel mai tare ne-a dat-o la corason c\u00e2nd a zis c\u0103 apreciaz\u0103 c\u0103 am m\u0103rit bugetul pentru ap\u0103rare la 2%, de la 1,4%! Dac-ar \u0219ti el c\u00e2t ne \u00een\u021beap\u0103 inima \u0219i ne ustur\u0103 pielea pentru 2% \u0103ia&#8230; Zice Iohannis al nostru: ,,Am urm\u0103rit discursul pre\u0219edintelui Trump adresat europenilor \u0219i mi-a pl\u0103cut!\u201d Ei, cum nu? P\u0103i nu ne place nou\u0103 discursul lui Trump?&#8230; B\u0103, da \u0219tii ce mi-a mai pl\u0103cut? C\u0103 Iohannis, c\u00e2t e el de elefant \u00eentr-un magazin de cristaluri, s-a mi\u0219cat bine de data asta! A f\u0103cut o echilibristic\u0103 aproape la limit\u0103 c\u00e2nd a zis c\u0103 noi suntem \u00een acela\u0219i timp \u00een UE \u0219i NATO \u0219i c\u0103 dorim rela\u021bii de colaborare \u00eentre Europa \u0219i USA! Adic\u0103, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc io, e bine c\u0103 nu l-a luat valu\u2019 \u0219i s\u0103 se arunce \u00een bra\u021bele lui Trump ca s\u0103 ne apere de Europa c\u0103 \u0103ia sunt r\u0103i \u0219i nu ne bag\u0103 \u00een Schengen! A jucat-o bine p-asta cu echilibrul \u00een discurs! P\u0103i s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu Merkel \u0219i Macron! Chiar a\u0219a! Lor ce le-o zice? C\u0103 Merkel i-a zis lui Trump c\u0103 fiecare cu a m\u0103-sii \u0219i c\u0103 America s\u0103 stea la ea acas\u0103, c\u0103 Europa \u00ee\u0219i face o armat\u0103 proprie \u0219i nu mai are nevoie de NATO! P\u0103i, ai dracu\u2019 nem\u021b\u00ed! Ei nu vrea s\u0103 puie doi la sut\u0103 \u0103ia din PIB-ul lor baban, de-aia! \u0218i noi, ca fraierii, am pus botu\u2019 la cererea asta!&#8230; Cum s-o descurca pre\u0219edintele nostru s\u0103 ne scoat\u0103 din col\u021bul \u00een care suntem acuma, numai el \u0219tie! Pentru c\u0103 suntem la col\u021b \u0219i cu spatele la zidul Kremlinului! \u00cen spate \u00eei avem pe tavari\u0219cii ru\u0219i care ne arat\u0103 pisica peste Prut, \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u00eel avem pe Trump care ne arat\u0103 viitorul nostru ,,very bright\u201d, iar \u00een coaste \u00eei avem pe Merkel \u0219i pe Macron care ne duc cu&#8230;\u0219enghenelu\u2019&#8230; Ei, dac\u0103 nici asta nu-i o situa\u021bie a dracu\u2019 de complicat\u0103, atunci nu \u0219tiu care e!&#8230; Totu\u0219i, io nu pot s\u0103 nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la o treab\u0103! B\u0103, de ce o tot \u021binea Trump cu viitorul nostru ,,very bright\u201d? O avea el vreun plan-surpriz\u0103 pentru noi? Io am mai zis \u0219i mai \u00eenainte c\u0103 tare m\u0103 tem c\u0103 ne trezim uni\u021bi cu Moldova \u0219i n-o s\u0103 \u0219tim ce ne-a lovit! C\u0103 acu\u0219i se face suta! Centenarul, adic\u0103!&#8230; Al Unirii, bre! P\u0103i se poate s\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi? 1918-2018! Formarea statului na\u021bional unitar rom\u00e2n! \u0218i au mai ad\u0103ugat unii: ,,suveran, independent, unitar \u0219i indivizibil\u201d&#8230; Cam asta e!&#8230; Phiii&#8230; da\u2019 m-a \u021binut oleac\u0103! V-am zis c\u0103 sunt nevorbit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hai c\u0103-s nevorbit \u0219i tre\u2019 s\u0103 zic c\u0103 altfel&#8230; Cum spusei, n-am c\u00e2\u0219tigat noi Roland Garros-ul, da\u2019 le-am b\u0103gat-o-n a\u021be<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5294,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5315,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313\/revisions\/5315"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}