{"id":5303,"date":"2017-06-15T21:18:13","date_gmt":"2017-06-15T18:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5303"},"modified":"2017-09-18T09:27:48","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T06:27:48","slug":"caruta-virgule-sindromul-daum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5303","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Sindromul Daum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-13.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-13.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"205\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5304 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 246px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 246\/205;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-13.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"205\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5304\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nV-am spus sau nu v-am spus?! V-am spus asear\u0103 c\u0103 o s\u0103 fie jalea de pe lume cu fotbalu\u2019?&#8230; Na! Ca s\u0103 nu mai zice\u021bi c\u0103 vorghesc aiurea-n tramvai! \u0218i acuma am o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de trenuri \u00een capu\u2019 mieu, care vin pleac\u0103 sau nu opresc&#8230; M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 nu mai merit\u0103 efortul ca s\u0103 mai pui pe pere\u021bi ceva despre forbalu\u2019 \u0103sta! C\u0103 mi-era mai simplu s\u0103 pui ne\u0219te vorbe de-acum un an&#8230; fix de-acum un an, c\u0103 era exact identice \u0219i la fel cu astea de-acuma&#8230; \u0219i cu alea dintotdeauna&#8230; Da\u2019 m-am trezit a\u0219a cu chef de vorb\u0103 cu \u0103l\u0103lalt eu! Eul \u0103l\u0103lalt care zice c\u0103 e maieu&#8230; pardon&#8230; e mai EU dec\u00e2t sunt eu! Cum vine asta? Ia fi\u021bi aten\u021bi ce vorghesc io cu Eul, a\u0219a ca b\u0103ie\u021bii despre forbal:<br \/>\n    &#8211; Io \u021bi-am zis c\u0103 nu face nicio scofal\u0103 b\u0103e\u021bii! Tu nuuu&#8230; Batman, Batman! Iote ce face!<br \/>\n    &#8211; Hai, b\u0103, c\u0103 are dreptate \u0219i Daum! C\u0103 de unde nu e, nici Dumnezeu nu cere! Cu ce s\u0103 faci echip\u0103, dac\u0103 \u0103sta e nivelu\u2019? Las\u0103 c\u0103 a jucat c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t, da\u2019 n-am avut noroc!<br \/>\n    &#8211; \u0102h\u0103! Ba am avut mare noroc, b\u0103! Am avut noroc c\u0103 nu ne-au mai dat fo dou\u0103! \u0218i un norocel mai mic c\u0103 a b\u0103gat-o Stancu \u00een a\u021be&#8230; \u0218i nici a\u0219a n-o b\u0103ga, dac\u0103 nu devia din c\u00e2rca unuia de-al nostru, nu din a lui Pazdan \u0103la, a\u0219a cum morm\u0103ia comentatorul \u0103la&#8230;<br \/>\n    &#8211; E bine c\u0103 am fost prezen\u021bi \u00een joc, c\u0103 am pus presiune pe adversar \u0219i am creat probleme&#8230;<br \/>\n    &#8211; B\u0103, tu trebuia s\u0103 te faci antrenor, s\u0103 mor io! Ce le \u0219tii!<br \/>\n    &#8211; Hai, c\u0103 nu-i chiar a\u0219a! E greu s\u0103 fii antrenor la na\u021bionala noastr\u0103, c\u0103 n-ai material cu care s\u0103 lucrezi! Vorba lu nea Ilie Moromete, s\u0103racu\u2019:.. De unde s\u0103 v\u0103 dau io mai mult, dac\u0103 at\u00e2ta e!\u201d Totu\u0219i, putea \u0219i ei s\u0103 fie mai gigea, c\u0103 \u0219i noi am fost gigea c\u00e2nd ei \u0219i-a ascuns ei tezauru\u2019 la noi. \u0218i l-am dat \u00eenapoi, nu ca ru\u0219ii&#8230; Vezi? Astea se uit\u0103!&#8230; Facerea de bineee&#8230;<br \/>\n    &#8211; Las\u0103-i pe nen\u2019tu Moromete \u0219i tezauru\u2019! Treaba e c\u0103 n-ai cu cine, b\u0103\u0103\u0103!<br \/>\n    &#8211; Pi asta spusei \u0219i io mai devreme, nu?<br \/>\n    &#8211; Spuse\u0219i, b\u0103, spuse\u0219i, da\u2019 e r\u0103u! S\u0103 nu vezi o pas\u0103 ca lumea, o ac\u021biune, un \u0219ut pe poart\u0103&#8230; \u0218i cine-l \u021bine pe Latovlevici \u0103la la na\u021bional\u0103, nene? C\u0103 toate pasele alea le-a dat numa\u2019 la adversar! \u0218i S\u0103punaru&#8230; Pfoai de capu\u2019 satului! \u0102sta a mai f\u0103cut o ghidu\u0219ie de-asta \u0219i cu Steaua, de n-a luat \u0103ia campionatu\u2019&#8230;<br \/>\n    &#8211; Hai, c\u0103 \u0219i \u0103ia \u00eel are pe Lewandovski \u0103la, bun r\u0103u! N-ai ce s\u0103-i faci! Ce i-o face nevast\u0103-sa aia de-l \u021bine \u00een form\u0103, nene?! Io zic c\u0103&#8230; zic \u0219i io, dup\u0103 mintea mea!&#8230; c\u0103 strategia lu\u2019 Daum trebuia s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 cu&#8230; nevasta lu\u2019 Lewandovski! S\u0103 puie pe unu\u2019 s\u0103-i fac\u0103 marcaj om la om, s\u0103-i afle secretu\u2019 ! Da\u2019 p\u0103 cine s\u0103 puie, c\u0103 \u0219i aia nu e fitecine! A f\u0103cut oleac\u0103 de karate la via\u021ba ei&#8230; Care dintre ai no\u0219tri ar putea fi \u00een stare de a fi capabil de a putea s\u0103 se puie cu doamna?<br \/>\n    &#8211; Deci vezi, b\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een spatele unui fotbalist care d\u0103 trei goluri e o femeie care face karate? Tot femeia e cu lac\u0103tu\u2019 \u0219i cheia&#8230;<br \/>\n    &#8211; Da, b\u0103, ce s\u0103 mai zic?&#8230; S\u0103-l lase p-\u0103sta s\u0103 termine ce-a \u00eenceput \u0219i s\u0103 c\u0103t\u0103m pe altu\u2019&#8230; C\u0103 parc\u0103 nici la ru\u0219i nu ne-ar fi stat bine s\u0103 mergem! A\u0219a, de-ai dracu\u2019\u0219i de-ambi\u021bio\u0219i!&#8230;<br \/>\n    &#8211; Aaaa&#8230; ba nu! S\u0103 plece acum! S\u0103 ne lase a\u0219a necalifica\u021bi, c\u0103 suntem \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi!&#8230; Ia uite c-o d\u0103dui \u00een rime!<br \/>\n    &#8211; Auzi, da\u2019 \u021bie nu \u021bi se pare c\u0103 \u00eencepem s\u0103 fim oleac\u0103 de acord unu\u2019 cu altu\u2019? &#8211; B\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 da! Ce chestie! Ce-o fi? O fi vreo boal\u0103?<br \/>\n   &#8211; Da, b\u0103! E sindromul Daum! \u0218i uite-a\u0219a, eu cu EU am c\u0103zut la \u00een\u021belegere c\u0103 e ,,useless\u201d s\u0103 te mai agi\u021bi pe margine c\u00e2nd e vorba de fotbal&#8230; Presimt c\u0103 voi avea o via\u021b\u0103 relaxat\u0103, dup\u0103 principiul ,,don\u2019t worry, be happy!\u201d I am happy&#8230; happy&#8230; Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof&#8230; Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth Clap along if you know what happiness is to you Clap along if you feel like that\u2019s what you wanna do&#8230; P\u0103i aia ie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V-am spus sau nu v-am spus?! 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