{"id":5292,"date":"2017-06-13T21:35:24","date_gmt":"2017-06-13T18:35:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5292"},"modified":"2017-06-21T10:48:17","modified_gmt":"2017-06-21T07:48:17","slug":"caruta-virgule-tenis-durere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5292","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Tenis \u0219i durere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-11.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-11.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"174\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5293 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 290px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 290\/174;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-11.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"174\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5293\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Ei, asta e, fra\u021bilor! Nu po\u021bi s\u0103 le ai pe toate-n via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 te bucuri de dou\u0103 ori \u00een aceea\u0219i zi! Adic\u0103 s\u0103 te bucuri c\u0103 pre\u0219edintele \u021b\u0103rii tale e ,,primus inter pares\u201d primit de Pre\u0219edintele Lumii \u0219i s\u0103 te bucuri \u0219i de c\u00e2\u0219tigarea unui important trofeu! P\u0103i c\u00e2nd am mai fost noi, ca popor, \u00een situa\u021bia asta? Io zic c\u0103 mai bine pierdem un trofeu la Roland Garros dar s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103m de partea noastr\u0103 o Americ\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103!<br \/>\n     Mi-am ros unghiile p\u00e2n\u0103 la lunul\u0103 uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la tenisul de azi! (LUN\u00daL\u0102, lunule, s. f. 1. Figur\u0103 geometric\u0103 format\u0103 din dou\u0103 arce de cerc av\u00e2nd acelea\u0219i extremit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i a c\u0103ror convexitate e situat\u0103 de aceea\u0219i parte. 2. (Anat.) Zon\u0103 alb\u0103, \u00een form\u0103 de semilun\u0103, care se afl\u0103 la baza unghiei (la oameni). \u2013 Din fr. lunule) Ca s\u0103 n-avem vorbe&#8230; Cum spuneam, a\u0219a am f\u0103cut! De multe ori m-a scos din s\u0103rite comentariul lui CTP-ul a-toate-cunosc\u0103torul \u0219i \u0219i \u00een-toate-d\u0103t\u0103torul-cu-p\u0103rerea, dar am f\u0103cut abstrac\u021bie de asta, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t am putut! Ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 enervez mai r\u0103u \u00een pauze, d\u0103deam pe postul nostru local numit TVSE. A\u021bi auzit de el, nu? Hai c\u0103 trebe s\u0103&#8230; M\u0103 rog, o s\u0103 auzi\u021bi de el! Dar a\u0219a mi-a trebuit dac\u0103 am c\u0103utat relaxare unde nu trebuie! Pentru c\u0103, de ce? \u00cen acela\u0219i timp cu meciul de tenis, la TVSE era o emisiune&#8230; am recunoscut vocea dar mai ales inconfundabila&#8230; umbr\u0103 a M\u0103d\u0103linei Manolache! Pe care o apreciez, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi! S\u0103r&#8217;na M\u0103d\u0103lina!&#8230; P\u0103i dup\u0103 altceva n-aveam dup\u0103 ce s\u0103-mi dau seama! B\u0103i, fra\u021bilor, cred c\u0103 operatorul lor ori avea ame\u021beli, ori era \u0219i el atent la tenis! Pentru c\u0103 filma pere\u021bii frumos decora\u021bi ai studioului, pe care se profila umbra gra\u021bioas\u0103 a M\u0103d\u0103linei&#8230; S\u0103r\u0103cu\u021ba de ea, ap\u0103rea mai mult \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor \u00een cadru \u0219i \u0103la doar un sfert, a\u0219a intuitiv, ca meniurile de la smartfoane&#8230; Adic\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 te prinzi singur c\u0103 e cineva care face emisiunea&#8230; Nu mai zic de c\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021ba de muzic\u0103 popular\u0103 invitat\u0103 \u00een emisiune! Asta din urm\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 le cear\u0103 daune morale celor de la TVSE pentru c\u0103, de\u0219i era o emisiune tv, ea a c\u00e2ntat ca pentru&#8230; radio! N-a v\u0103zut-o nimeni!&#8230; Dar ce pere\u021bi frumo\u0219i avea studioul lor! Un lila foarte&#8230; foarte&#8230; telegenic! Ini\u021bial am zis c\u0103 tv-ul meu nu mai e at\u00e2t de smart pe c\u00e2t l-am cump\u0103rat \u0219i a luat-o razna cu imaginea! M\u0103 \u00eentorceam la tenis, \u00eemi mai rodeam iar\u0103\u0219i urm\u0103torul r\u00e2nd de carpiene, apoi, cu o curiozitate boln\u0103vicioas\u0103, vecin\u0103 cu sadomasochismul, d\u0103deam iar pe TVSE&#8230; Tot pere\u021bi! M\u0103car dac\u0103 erau niscai cai verzi pe-acolo! N-ai s\u0103 vezi!&#8230; Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103- trei-patru-cinci \u00eencerc\u0103ri de-astea, am renun\u021bat! A renun\u021bat \u0219i Simona \u00een fa\u021ba Ostapenk\u0103i! Nu-i nimic, Simo! Tu o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i SI MON AMOUR, cum au zis francezii! Num\u0103rul doi mondial nu-i de colea, indiferent ce-or zice to\u021bi b\u0103g\u0103torii \u00een seam\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103t\u0103torii de sfaturi de la noi. Mie-mi place tenisul pentru c\u0103 e unu&#8217; la unu&#8217;, frate! Adic\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u0219ti pe treaba ta, c\u00e2\u0219tigi! Nu depinzi de Messi c\u0103 are migren\u0103, sau de Ronaldo c\u0103 l-a refuzat gagica asear\u0103&#8230; Aicea e\u0219ti tu cu mintea ta \u0219i cu racheta! Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103, din c\u00e2te am v\u0103zut, v\u0103 spui p\u0103rerea mea, da&#8217; n-o lua\u021bi de bun\u0103! B\u0103i, frate, a avut feti\u021ba aia un stil, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiai de unde s-o apuci, s\u0103-i cite\u0219ti jocul! Ba lovea cu du\u0219m\u0103nie milimetric de linie, ba f\u0103cea gre\u0219eli de \u00eencep\u0103tor. Copchil t\u00e2mpit, ce vre\u021bi? N-are respect, dom&#8217;le pentru \u0103i mari! A\u0219a-s to\u021bi! Cum le pui o rachet\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, se cred vedete!<br \/>\n     Ei, cam asta e cu tenisu&#8217;! S\u0103 vede\u021bi desear\u0103 jalea de pe lume, cu fotbalu&#8217;! Mi-e \u0219i fric\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 mai uit la &#8230; TVSE! Nu de alta, dar s-ar putea s\u0103-mi dea idei de amenaj\u0103ri interioare \u0219i chiar n-am chef de a\u0219a ceva \u00een seara asta! \u0218i nu mai am nici de\u0219te, iar pe-alea de la picioare le-a\u0219 mai p\u0103stra oleac\u0103!&#8230; Apropo de picioare! Ce picioare-n&#8230; curte i-ar fi trebuit lu&#8217; b\u0103iatul cu camera de filmat!&#8230; B\u0103, da poate n-am \u00een\u021beles io \u0219i era un nou format de realizare&#8230; M\u0103 bag \u0219i io ca CTP-ul \u00een treab\u0103! Dar chiar a\u0219a! N-o fi mai observat nimeni faza cu emisiunea M\u0103d\u0103linei?&#8230; Hai, bre! Doar n-oi fi io singurul care se mai uit\u0103 la ei!&#8230; Nu creeed! Sunte\u021bi r\u0103i, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi!<br \/>\n    Carevas\u0103zic\u0103 mai e oleac\u0103 \u0219i avem fotbal! Doamne-ajut\u0103! C\u0103 dac\u0103 nici Tu, atunci cine? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ei, asta e, fra\u021bilor! 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