{"id":5257,"date":"2017-06-04T21:01:58","date_gmt":"2017-06-04T18:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5257"},"modified":"2017-06-08T14:53:36","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T11:53:36","slug":"caruta-virgule-marea-unire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5257","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Marea unire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5258 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2.jpeg 404w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-2.jpeg 404w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Dup\u0103 lupte seculare care au durat vreo 70 de ani, iat\u0103, visul nostru s-a-mplinit! Poporul rom\u00e2n va sta de-a dreapta Tat\u0103lui! Va fi printre primele popoare care vor fi primite la EL!&#8230; Ce!&#8230; A, nuuu!&#8230; Iaaa..Nu, dom&#8217;le! N-o s\u0103 murim cu to\u021bii! A\u0219a a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles?&#8230; M\u0103 scuza\u021bi! Ei, nu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 panica\u021bi! Era vorba de faptul c\u0103 pre\u0219edintele nostru, deci reprezentantul poporului, va fi primit de pre\u0219edintele Americii, un fel de Dumnezeu al lumii astea de p\u0103c\u0103to\u0219i!<br \/>\n    P\u0103i, daaaa! Da&#8217; ce credea\u021bi?&#8230;P\u0103i p\u00e2n\u0103 la Dumnezeul adev\u0103rat, din Ceruri nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 te pui bine cu \u0103sta d-acilea de pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt! C\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 om apuca noi s\u0103 urc\u0103m pe vreo ,,stairway to heaven\u201d, mai trebuie s\u0103 ne \u00eembulzim pe ,,highway to hell\u201d! Ei, \u0219i \u0103ia care mai scap\u0103, vor ajunge s\u0103 dea m\u00e2na cu El!&#8230; P\u00e2n\u0103 una-alta, al nostru a dat m\u00e2na cu al lor! Io sunt curios dac\u0103 Trump i-o fi zis lu Klaus: ,,We&#8217;ll make Romania Great again!\u201d&#8230; M\u0103car \u00een glum\u0103!&#8230; C\u0103 tot vine la anu&#8217; centenarul existen\u021bei noastre ca stat na\u0163ional, suveran \u015fi independent, unitar \u015fi indivizibil! Adic\u0103 nu se divide, fiind el cam impar d.p.d.v matematic. Ei, asta nu \u00een\u021beleg unii minoritari care tot ar vrea s\u0103 fie divizibil! Ei, dar pentru c\u0103 ne sunt ni\u0219te simpa\u021bici, pentru ei am putea s\u0103 g\u0103sim ni\u0219te pari, din toat\u0103 s\u0103r\u0103cia&#8230; Ca s\u0103 fim la&#8230; ,,paritate\u201d cu ei! Unu la unu, zic!&#8230; Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 inspira\u021bia post-mortem a lu&#8217; Antonie Iorgovan, p\u0103rintele Constitu\u021biei, c\u0103 a apucat s\u0103 scrie asta \u00een primul articol&#8230; C\u0103 altfel, m\u0103 tem c\u0103 eram divizibili demult!&#8230; Pari sau impari, iote c\u0103 facem suta! C\u0103, ce mai e suta \u00een ziua de azi? Nu mai are nicio valoare!<br \/>\n     M\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc-eronat, desigur! &#8211; c\u0103 \u00een cinstea marii anivers\u0103ri a Marii Uniri de la 1918, Unchiu&#8217; Sam s-o fi g\u00e2ndit el cu mintea lui de yancheu s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 o surpriz\u0103! Un tort imens, din care s\u0103 ias\u0103 o Moldov\u0103 goal\u0103 \u0219i pus\u0103 pe&#8230; unire! Goal\u0103, adic\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 splendoarea ei! Chiar, b\u0103! Cum ar fi asta? C\u0103 tot a zis Trump \u00een campanie c\u0103 e vremea na\u021bionalismului&#8230; sau cam a\u0219a ceva!&#8230; \u0218i dac\u0103 tot s-a retras din Tratatul \u0103la de la Paris, \u0103la cu \u00eenc\u0103lzirea global\u0103&#038;shit, ce putea s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u00een schimb? Ce-o fi zis el \u00een g\u00e2ndul lui: ,,A, da?! Vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 lua\u021bi soarta \u00een propriile m\u00e2ini? Lua\u021bi-o p-asta!\u201d&#8230; Ei, poate c\u0103 Merkel n-are ce s\u0103 ia \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, da&#8217; Micron, e posibil s\u0103 mai aib\u0103 ceva&#8230; r\u0103mas de la nevast\u0103-sa!<br \/>\n     Da&#8217; \u0219i Unirea asta, nu-i a\u0219a cum crede lumea&#8230; Da, da&#8217; numa&#8217; s\u0103 cear\u0103 Klaus! \u0218i s\u0103 vrea \u0219i Putin! Cum i-o fi lui, ditamai \u021barul, s\u0103 se apuce s\u0103-\u0219i mute Legiunea a XIV-a, a\u0219a&#8230; de sanchi! C\u0103 dac-o vrea, totu\u0219i, nu \u00eencape \u00een Transnistria aia c\u00e2t e de mare! Armata, nu Transnistria&#8230; Dar, wtf! We are the kings of the world! Trebuie s\u0103 lucr\u0103m la noile sloganuri de genul: ,,Unchiu&#8217; Sam, noi te iubim! Ori murim, ori ne unim!\u201d sau ,,Putin \u0219i poporul rus, \u00eentregire ne-au adus!\u201d&#8230; C\u0103 a\u0219a e frumos! S\u0103 nu sup\u0103r\u0103m pe nimeni, c\u0103 nu \u0219tii c\u00e2nd se-ntoarce roata istoriei! Iar noi, numai c\u00e2nd au vrut al\u021bii am dus-o bine&#8230;<br \/>\n    \u0218i dac-o hi s\u0103 hie-a\u0219a, ap\u0103i \u00eei ghini! C\u0103 de \u0219aptezeci de ani i-a tot a\u0219teptat pe americani \u0219i n-au venit! \u00centre timp, ca s\u0103 nu ne plictisim, ne-am f\u0103cut de lucru, a cu Ceau\u0219escu, ba cu Iliescu&#8230; Merit\u0103m \u0219i noi un premiu pentru r\u0103bdare! Ei, alt premiu, \u00een afar\u0103 de Bechtel&#8230; Noi vrem p\u0103m\u00e2nt! C\u0103 p-\u0103sta de-l avem l-am v\u00e2ndut! Deci, vrem alt p\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u0103la de peste Prut!&#8230; Ce?&#8230; Cum adic\u0103, nu vor?!&#8230; P\u0103i, trebuie s\u0103 vrea! Ce? E dup\u0103 ei?&#8230; &#8216;Nainte, &#8216;nainte, spre Marea Unire, tovar\u0103\u0219i!<br \/>\n    LATER EDIT. Ce bine e s\u0103 ai prieteni! Pu\u021bini, dar de calitate! \u0218i s\u0103 fie cu ochiul pe tine \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi dea idei gratis! Par egzamplu, Marius, care mi-a dat o idee \u00een completarea celor de mai sus.. Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, americanii ne-au dat deja o ditamai MAREA UNIRE, \u00een persoana unui Boeing 737-800.<br \/>\n     Se nasc ni\u0219te \u00eentreb\u0103ri:<br \/>\n     1. Ori o fi premoni\u021bie c\u0103 vom avea Marea Unire cu Moldova, livrat\u0103 de americani;<br \/>\n     2. Ori o fi o simulare de dezastru, \u00een sensul c\u0103 ne-o arat\u0103, dar ne uit\u0103m la ea cum \u00ee\u0219i ia zborul, dup\u0103 principiul ,,Dumnezeu \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103, dar nu-\u021bi bag\u0103 \u0219i-n traist\u0103!\u201d;<br \/>\n     3. Ori ni se d\u0103 de-n\u021beles c\u0103, \u00een ambele cazuri, \u0219i pentru Boeing \u0219i pentru Moldova, vom pl\u0103ti scump! Foarte scump! Nici dincolo nu e mai ieftin! Deocamdat\u0103, unirea e \u00een ,,leasing\u201d, dar dup\u0103 ce o s\u0103 pl\u0103tim ,,ratele\u201d, s-ar putea s\u0103 fie a noastr\u0103, definitiv!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 lupte seculare care au durat vreo 70 de ani, iat\u0103, visul nostru s-a-mplinit! 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