{"id":5245,"date":"2017-06-02T23:16:19","date_gmt":"2017-06-02T20:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5245"},"modified":"2017-06-08T14:53:36","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T11:53:36","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-canta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5245","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Canta-lup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3377 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4.jpeg 960w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/200;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-4.jpeg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-1-e1496434363930.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-1-300x199.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5248 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/199;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/image-1-300x199.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5248\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    B\u0103,-s mare! Dovada unei cre\u0219teri bune \u00een regim special propriu se vede \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 lentile.<br \/>\n    Normal, dar cine-i?, s-ar fi cuvenit un covor ro\u0219u din vorbe de primeal\u0103, iar mai apoi b\u0103dia cu frunte de p\u0103p\u0103die s\u0103 fie suflat \u00een eterul Ziarului de R\u00eemnic cu v\u00e2nt din pupa. Viorel, a c\u0103rui descriptibilitate \u0219i \u00eencriptare se-nc\u0103rneaz\u0103 pe strunele \u0219i portativele unui al doilea debut, vine cu promisiunea serioas\u0103 (!) a pamfletelor \u00een dodii, dezmin\u021bind \u0219tirea conform c\u0103reia humorul ar fi doar m\u0103seaua stricat\u0103 a gurii r\u0103ze\u0219ului \u0219tefanian. A \u00eemplinit astfel o f\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103 dumnezeiasc\u0103 publicat\u0103 testamentar, cum c\u0103 oamenii, literele \u0219i sunetele sunt chitite a sta laolalt\u0103, profe\u021bindu-se pe sine pentru \u00eent\u00e2lnirea din ziua min\u021bilor de copil: Do-Dan \u0219i Man-ciulea-Dan. Dou\u0103 urechi str\u0103mo\u0219e\u0219ti a\u021bintite asupra unui moment epocal: 01.06.2017. Concluziile matematice le pute\u021bi trage \u0219col\u0103re\u0219te.<br \/>\n    R\u00e2mnicene\u0219te discut\u00e2nd, oamenii se adun\u0103 greu, dar \u0219i c\u00e2nd i\u021besc balcoanele de pe dig permanenturi \u0219i baticuri, aparate auditive \u0219i \u0219ase zeci de ani, ehei-uri de vremuri c\u00e2nd ochii beli\u021bi f\u0103ceau cu ochiul dopului de plastic \u00een semin\u021bia florii de soare \u0219i trubadurii se lipeau de trompa elefantului. Acesta este efectul berzelor ce-\u0219i f\u0103ceau cuib \u00een \u021bu\u021burugul macaralelor din Pia\u021ba Halelor, ecoul anilor c\u00e2nd ne crescuse musta\u021b\u0103 \u00een cheia corzii la \u0219i mi-ul ne d\u0103dea ghiers cu miere \u0219i usturoi. Probabil c\u0103 \u00een clisa g\u00e2rlii ne-au r\u0103mas picioarele \u0219i genunchii de broasc\u0103 or\u0103c\u0103itoare, altfel nu mi s-ar fi spovedit Cristi Bratulea \u00een zorii pr\u00e2nzului c\u0103 s-ar m\u0103rturisi \u0219i al\u021bii la o pizza \u0219i o halb\u0103 de bere \u00een buza digului sub patrafirul muzicii imperfecte. De aceea hoardele t\u0103tare ale nelini\u0219tilor \u0219i bl\u00e2ndele invidiei n-o s\u0103 ne calce pragurile, leaturile noastre, \u00een\u021b\u0103rcate cu cravate de pionier, au bonomia folclorului floral, germineaz\u0103 amici\u021biile pentru ziua de m\u00e2ine.<br \/>\n    Cazurile Dodan, Manciulea, C\u0103lin se pot aborda avoc\u0103\u021be\u0219te din banca ap\u0103r\u0103rii, pled\u0103m pentru cultura prieteniei bine \u00eenchegate la fel cum o \u00eentreag\u0103 genera\u021bie afiliat\u0103 cursului s\u0103rat st\u0103 s\u0103 coac\u0103 porumbii viitoarei recolte. \u0218i tot sem\u0103n\u0103m vise. \u0218i ne asem\u0103n\u0103m. De-am fi mostre unicat, \u00eens\u0103 se mai trag \u0219i al\u021bii de br\u00e2ne\u021be cu legile fizice ale lui om, cu psihanaliza vie\u021bii de-o \u0219chioap\u0103 \u0219i penuria de \u00eengeri \u00een memeac\u0103. Pe planeta asta, R\u00e2mnic, gravit\u0103m \u00een voie, cu emo\u021bie, deoarece orice c\u0103lcare de scen\u0103 ne face s\u0103 ro\u0219im copil\u0103re\u0219te, cu drag &#8211; certitudinea pasiunii noastre e un basm cu fe\u021bi-frumo\u0219i, cu speran\u021ba c\u0103 titlul de cet\u0103\u021bean nu ne-a fost retras din inimile voastre.<br \/>\n     Este vremea C\u0103ru\u021bei cu virgule!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B\u0103,-s mare! Dovada unei cre\u0219teri bune \u00een regim special propriu se vede \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 lentile. Normal, dar cine-i?, s-ar fi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3377,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5249,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245\/revisions\/5249"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}