{"id":5230,"date":"2017-05-30T22:24:48","date_gmt":"2017-05-30T19:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5230"},"modified":"2017-06-08T14:53:37","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T11:53:37","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-nostri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5230","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Ai no\u0219tri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-14.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-14-251x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"251\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5231 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-14-251x300.jpeg 251w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-14.jpeg 480w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 251px) 100vw, 251px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 251px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 251\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-14-251x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"251\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-14-251x300.jpeg 251w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-14.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 251px) 100vw, 251px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Trei pe r\u0103bojul&#8230;, unul extras din lumea celor ce cuv\u00e2nt\u0103 pe la cenacluri.<br \/>\n     Trecu\u021bi de-o v\u00e2rst\u0103 bini\u0219or, oameni \u00een toat\u0103 firea, at\u00e2rn\u00e2ndu-\u0219i fireturi, colane, eghile\u021bi, medalii, aveau at\u00e2ta minte s\u0103 se posteze c-un mucos de 9 ani, m\u00e2ndri din cale-afar\u0103 c\u0103 li se transfer\u0103 ceva din energia albastr\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 pe-atunci nu aveau prea mari cuno\u0219tin\u021be despre procesele chimico-organice de dau pe-afar\u0103 mai mult de-un deochi \u0219i-o frecare cu aerul a obuzelor, cutez\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 la gra\u021biile regale&#8230;. De fapt se vede destul de clar, ,,butoia\u0219ul&#8221; mo\u0219tenitor de tron se silnicise s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u00een preajm\u0103 pe cineva cu mai multe distinc\u021bii pe piept \u0219i p\u0103m\u00e2nteni pe deasupra. Fuse.<br \/>\n     Dac\u0103 am o dambla, a\u0219a, ca-n popor spus, ea \u021bine de cum se scrie. Aici, preten\u021biile mele, \u00een privin\u021ba celor cu expozi\u021bii publice, nu fac pa\u0219i \u00eenapoi. S\u0103 fii \u0219i b\u0103tr\u00e2n, \u0219i lipsit de \u00eendrumarul ortografic al limbii de facere, s\u0103 fi absolvit o institu\u021bie de teatru \u0219i cuvintele tale s\u0103 le con\u021bin\u0103 pe ,,aibe&#8221;, ,,nici-o&#8221; \u0219i ,,vre-o&#8221;, m\u0103 determin\u0103 s\u0103 fiu vehement p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-acolo unde s\u0103 li se interzic\u0103 apari\u021bia. De altfel, platforma aceasta de joac\u0103 cum \u0219i c\u00e2nd ne vine blocheaz\u0103 post\u0103ri ce con\u021bin foto sau audio aflate sub inciden\u021ba unor drepturi de autor ce nu pot fi distribuite de fitecine, n-ar putea z\u0103bovi pu\u021bin \u0219i asupra textelor pline de gre\u0219eli, injurii sau alte bazaconii \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021be? Ar strica un avertisment de genul ,,Ave\u021bi dou\u0103 gre\u0219eli de exprimare \u0219i trei gramaticale. V\u0103 rug\u0103m reveni\u021bi asupra formul\u0103rii.&#8221;? \u0218i la trei \u00eencerc\u0103ri nereu\u0219ite s\u0103-\u021bi blocheze contul?<br \/>\n    Deodat\u0103 cu v\u00e2rsta piere, se pare, o parte din sim\u021bul acut al penibilului \u0219i, iar o zicere na\u021bional\u0103, slav\u0103 domnului, R\u00e2mnicul de\u021bine \u00een anumite conjuncturi o doz\u0103 sporit\u0103 de regres al bunului sim\u021b. Mul\u021bi cred c\u0103 este suficient s\u0103 curg\u0103 cerneala din stilou a sup\u0103rare, s\u0103 \u00een\u0219ire pe orizontal\u0103, la nevoie oblic \u0219i de-a-nd\u0103ratelea litere de m\u00e2n\u0103, s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 televizorul \u0219i s\u0103-l a\u0219tearn\u0103 a\u0219a cum este, \u00een destule cazuri precar, pe h\u00e2rtie. Spune G\u00e2dea c\u0103-s vinova\u021bi guvernan\u021bii, copiaz\u0103 fraza precum o aud, url\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia Tv de s\u0103r\u0103cia din \u021bar\u0103, idee bun\u0103 pentru strofa a 16-a, i se v\u0103d (din nou) alte alea Crudu\u021bei la Capatos, final apocaliptic \u00een stihurile penultime. Concluzia: ,,\u021aara noastr\u0103 aur&#8230;&#8221; Moare c\u0103\u021belul, purcelul, n-ai pl\u0103tit la timp lumina, \u021bi-a sosit controlul la ICRA, fiindc\u0103 lectura-contabil\u0103 a domnului Militaru Ion, septuagenar trecut&#8230;, era doar o dare de seam\u0103 de-acas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la fostul loc de munc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenapoi, doruri de spus c\u00e2ndva soa\u021bei&#8230;. Te a\u0219tep\u021bi ca min\u021bile s\u0103 posede m\u0103car decen\u021ba unei \u00eenchideri de gur\u0103, un \u00een\u021belept, etatea ar fi trebuit s\u0103-i p\u0103streze un spa\u021biu locativ cerebral, ar fi sim\u021bit rumorile \u0219i oftaturile prin preajm\u0103.<br \/>\n    Speran\u021bele de corec\u021bie r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een suspendie, p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci \u00eemi iau av\u00e2nt s\u0103-l \u00eendemn pe domnul pre\u0219edinte Vasile Ghinea la o cenzur\u0103 anterioar\u0103, s\u0103 cear\u0103 cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenainte materia prim\u0103 a citirii, s\u0103 urecheze creatorul pentru inconsisten\u021b\u0103, pentru uz fals de vocabule \u0219i concept neliterar, s\u0103 spun\u0103 verde \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu orice tr\u0103znaie \u021bine loc de oper\u0103, iar acolo unde \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2narea treneaz\u0103, s\u0103-i anuleze r\u00e2ndul la reprezenta\u021bie. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei pe r\u0103bojul&#8230;, unul extras din lumea celor ce cuv\u00e2nt\u0103 pe la cenacluri. Trecu\u021bi de-o v\u00e2rst\u0103 bini\u0219or, oameni \u00een toat\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5231,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5230"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5230"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5235,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5230\/revisions\/5235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}