{"id":5217,"date":"2017-05-26T22:05:55","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T19:05:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5217"},"modified":"2017-06-08T14:53:37","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T11:53:37","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-biliar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5217","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Biliar(d)e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-12-e1495825345429.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-12-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5218 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/200;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-12-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5218\" \/><\/noscript><\/a>    Regele zilelor acestea a fost Selby, \u00eemp\u0103rat la masa verde a televizoarelor r\u00e2mnicene. Rece, rareori mestec\u00e2nd vorbe cu sine&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Le plimb\u0103 \u00een cavit\u0103\u021bile bucale oricine, afurisenii pentru regrete socialiste sau liberalism&#8230;. Azi compilez cel pu\u021bin trei \u0219tiri, vinovate a m\u0103 st\u00e2rni la chestion\u0103ri, mai cur\u00e2nd bomb\u0103neli, deoarece at\u00e2ta putin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00een\u021belegere au mai r\u0103mas \u00een sacul priceperilor mele \u00een raport de timpuri \u0219i spa\u021biu. Nu \u0219tiu ce prieteni ave\u021bi voi, dar ai mei \u00eemi tot strecoar\u0103 pe sub priviri de o vreme un utilizator: Radio Zidul. Emisie \u00een eter nu pare a fi, nebunia fetelor dotate fizic, n\u0103stru\u0219nicii de prin lumea toat\u0103, c\u00e2te un erotism de poveste scris\u0103 \u0219i o infiltrare \u00een lumea&#8230;. Boga\u021bilor f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi ridicat un pai \u0219i neferi&#8230;.. Un amestec debutat ca fiecare articol ce pune antitetic azi-ul cu ieri-urile revoltate c\u00e2ndva, \u00eembuibate \u00eenainte cu egalitarism, continuat hodoronc-tronc cu apostolia lui Ioan, dracii lui Dostoievski, dus la liman cu olul lui Mohamed, unde, fire\u0219te, locvacitatea nu d\u0103 de i\u021bele \u00eencurcate ale ,,tri\u0219tilor&#8221; f\u0103uritori de bani, parveni\u021bii unui sistem moldovenesc neao\u0219, cum c\u0103 lenea a ajuns domn pe vecie spre ciuda tuturor bolnavilor de munc\u0103, probabil motivat, fiindc\u0103 un autor se afl\u0103 la \u00eenceput, Georgiana Raicu \u0219i altul la final, Gheorghe Duduial\u0103. Un cuplu obscur nereu\u0219it.<br \/>\n    O dat\u0103 vede muierea de pan\u0103 reportajul, dar cu un scop, cifra 27, pilon cotidian \u00een cre\u0219tere anual\u0103, s-a pliat peste v\u00e2rsta unei c\u00e2nt\u0103toare la cuci ar\u0219i de soare. Denisei, ,,fenomenul&#8221; orientalo-manelistic autohton, i-a venit sorocul. Nu de m\u0103riti\u0219, nici de vreo imixtiune financiar\u0103 de stat, ci, declar\u0103 unii speria\u021bi \u0219i neputincio\u0219i, dar nu v\u0103 garantez adev\u0103rul, c\u0103 dumnezeii to\u021bi, poate \u0219i-un Allah, lui \u00eei plac glasurile meandrate excesiv, adus de anteriorii \u00een nespunerea lor, au chemat-o la bilan\u021b mai devreme. Fereasc\u0103 sfin\u021bii, dar \u00eenavu\u021birea are p\u0103catele ei, tribut pl\u0103tit de fiecare \u00een fel \u0219i chip, aici, presupun, se \u00eencumet\u0103 \u00een inten\u021bie cei doi G., la regretele cele din urm\u0103. \u00cen rest, \u0219ti\u021bi, chef \u0219i benchetuial\u0103, g\u0103l\u0103gie \u0219i opulen\u021b\u0103, sfidare \u0219i gol\u0103nie de cea mai \u00eenalt\u0103 clas\u0103 (!), fericirea pu\u0219lamalelor este evident\u0103, lacrimi numai de ochii avizi \u0219i ei de o atare situa\u021bie privilegiat\u0103. C-o muri ori nu Denisa de vreo bil\u0103 coapt\u0103 \u00een nop\u021bile cu \u0219taif vom auzi.<br \/>\n    P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, iat\u0103, unul, important pentru ce a fost Holograf dup\u0103 r\u0103zboaiele rom\u00e2ne, pierdute toate, cu propria identitate, Mihai, copil de suflet al clapelor, chit\u0103rilor, vocilor demne de-un panteon local, dat lips\u0103 la apelul muzical pe veci, topit \u00een spuma c\u00e2ntecelelor pentru gloria \u0219i foamea zilelor toate, la ceasuri mereu nepotrivite, \u00eencrustate \u00een poezie vr\u0103jitoarei nebune, Luna, care d\u0103ruie\u0219te nu numai iubire, ci \u0219i epitaful crucilor din lemn de p\u0103dure t\u0103iat\u0103 de la r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103. Precum turbinca n\u0103stru\u0219nic\u0103, posesoarea ei de drept \u00ee\u0219i stric\u0103 lucrarea stomatologic\u0103 \u00een carne dulce, a lui Mihai era coapt\u0103 \u00een suc propriu melancolic, \u0219i mai pu\u021bin \u00een cea piperat\u0103, \u00eemboiat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 te fac\u0103 a \u021bop\u0103i cu foc \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi blestemi to\u021bi du\u0219manii (\u0103i cu j), da&#8217; cu Denisa n-am eu nimic, amintindu-mi, \u00een pozi\u021bia omului cu g\u00e2nd de toalet\u0103, c\u0103 gestul de-a \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bi ziua cu muzele \u0219i serile cu fe\u021bii de pern\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een\u021belepciunea cea de pe urm\u0103, mai ales de c\u00e2nd preferatul de banc al festinului de rechin este ficatul de muzicant.<br \/>\n    Ferocelui pr\u0103d\u0103tor i-a\u0219 recomanda o extensie de meniu, zona ar fi convenabil\u0103, c\u0103 tot d\u0103 ocol coastelor americane \u0219i n-ar mai face naveta p\u00e2n\u0103 la Marea Neagr\u0103, s\u0103 se-nfrupte \u0219i din jurnaliste platinate, cercelate, inelate, br\u0103\u021b\u0103ri-late, maiou-ate, rujate, buite, rimelate, narcisiste, fiindc\u0103 nicio urm\u0103 de sfial\u0103 n-a ar\u0103tat Alexis Bloomer, cedat\u0103 nou\u0103 de dcnews.ro ca descendent\u0103 din Martin King Luther, spi\u021ba alb\u0103, \u00een fa\u021ba ecranului-monitor al repertofonului ei video. Facerea verbal\u0103 a Alexisei, dovad\u0103 sfid\u0103toare a danturii albite la o v\u00e2rsta prea fraged\u0103, este tot at\u00e2t de goal\u0103 ca a prospec\u021biilor Denisei \u00een v\u0103zul \u0219i nesim\u021bul unei genera\u021bii prea perfecte la vedere \u0219i precare la \u00een\u021belegere. B\u0103tr\u00e2ni l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103-\u0219i consume virtu\u021bile uitate \u00een plata domnului, tineri cu osteneli de praf de cur\u0103\u021b\u0103, nu \u0219tiu ce treab\u0103 a avut Kim Cardasian \u00een enun\u021b, scuze, lament\u0103ri f\u0103r\u0103 tr\u0103irea specific\u0103&#8230;, o serie de cuvinte improprii, rostite ca pe ap\u0103, \u00eenchise cu v\u00e2rful unei unghii lungite ce nu ajut\u0103 societatea cu nimic. Ea, unghia, prin\u021besa lene\u0219\u0103 \u00eentins\u0103 pe canapea&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Regele zilelor acestea a fost Selby, \u00eemp\u0103rat la masa verde a televizoarelor r\u00e2mnicene. Rece, rareori mestec\u00e2nd vorbe cu sine&#8230;. 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