{"id":5206,"date":"2017-05-23T21:30:34","date_gmt":"2017-05-23T18:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5206"},"modified":"2017-06-08T14:53:37","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T11:53:37","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-curbe-euclidiene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5206","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Curbe euclidiene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><figure id=\"attachment_5207\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5207\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-10-e1495564107721.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-10-300x224.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5207 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/224;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/image-10-300x224.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5207\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5207\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tineri absolventi consulta listele cu posturi disponibile, inainte de a intra la Bursa Locurilor de Munca pentru Absolventi, organizata de Agentia Municipala pentru Ocuparea Fortei de Munca Bucuresti (AMOFM), in Bucuresti, vineri, 25 septembrie 2009.<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\n     Ba nu ne st\u0103 bine deloc! Cine crede c\u0103 ochelarii, bronzul capilar pe s\u0103rite, dar nu pentru mult timp (aici a nu se confunda cu brune\u021bia mea de la mister Soare), tr\u0103s\u0103turile la care se adaug\u0103 gr\u0103simi \u0219i lenevii de piele sunt vreun motiv de frumuse\u021be se culc\u0103 pe-un hotar de via\u021b\u0103 stearp\u0103.<br \/>\n     Haide\u021bi s\u0103 nu ne-ascundem dup\u0103 epitete, m\u0103 privesc rar \u00een oglind\u0103 tocmai fiindc\u0103 eu \u0219i ea nu ne mai suntem prieteni demult, nici nu ne-am fost apropia\u021bi, ura ei pentru chipul \u0219i restul de geometrii imperfecte nu mi-au dat nicio speran\u021b\u0103 de mai&#8230; bine. De la regul\u0103, c\u0103ci una de dimensiuni atomice are guvern \u00een sf\u00e2rcurile cervicale, nu se exclud matematicienii, mecanici\u0219tii, reparatorii de \u021beste sparte ale vopselurilor de epoc\u0103, scriitorii de anuare pe pre\u0219ul din tind\u0103, pilo\u021bii de curse de \u0219oareci, pre\u0219edin\u021bii comitetelor de familie, candida\u021bii la u\u0219i \u00eenchise, b\u0103nui\u021bi, b\u0103rba\u021bii, fiin\u021be na\u021bionale f\u0103r\u0103 reflexie de perfec\u021biune, arm\u0103sarii lui Dumnezeu pentru cauza existen\u021bial\u0103 a universului, semenii mei, prieteni de extrac\u021bie de coast\u0103 a \u0219aptea. Nu v\u0103-ndoi\u021bi a\u0219adar c\u0103 femeile sunt o reu\u0219it\u0103 biblic\u0103, dar cu p\u0103cate capitale, cum simt prim\u0103verile masculine de Duminic\u0103 desfid orice invectiv \u0219i se-ndr\u0103gostesc pe loc de estetica must\u0103\u021bilor de t\u0103tic \u0219i scaunele teraselor italiene. Trag a pap\u0103. Tot d\u00e2nsele de\u021bin, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 dezlegarea la amin, culcu\u0219ul fructelor de rod \u00een carnea de sub unghii, economia cupoanelor. Fericite fiin\u021be, sorocite s\u0103 semneze prima \u0219i ultima fil\u0103 a omenirii, cu litere mici, cu identit\u0103\u021bi trec\u0103toare, cu monede de un ban reu\u0219ind s\u0103 r\u0103stoarne caii troieni.<br \/>\n     Aud, dup\u0103 un mileniu de furnici sub limbile de lemn, glasul bancurilor de s\u00e2ngerar\u0103 odinioar\u0103, trezite de corifei ai adaosurilor comerciale, \u0219i nu oric\u00e2nd, la doar o trecere de la p\u0103m\u00e2nt la lun\u0103. M\u0103i, copiilor de zel, unde-mi fuser\u0103\u021bi c\u00e2nd imperiile se jucau la babaroase pe Calea Victoriei \u0219i mesenii nu se mai luau la tr\u00e2nt\u0103 cu avansul, c\u00e2nd se gogea fasolea cu cauciucul pe \u0219u\u0219ea \u0219i sapa se tocea \u00een gur\u0103 cu ciocanul r\u0103mas de la lichidare, c\u00e2nd Iliescu \u00eei sufla \u00een ciorb\u0103 lui Ra\u021biu \u0219i B\u0103sescu \u021binea de \u0219ase \u00een port scuip\u00e2nd pipi\u021be? Lene? Lips\u0103 de dinamic\u0103? M\u0103rita\u021bi-ne voi cu infinitul orar pus de-a-n-picioarelea \u0219i mirui\u021bi-ne cu ulei de floarea-soarelui, s\u0103 vede\u021bi ce zmei scot vorbe pe urm\u0103. Sunt \u00een acord global cu bunele maniere \u0219lefuite la pil\u0103, recunosc de la o po\u0219t\u0103 vis\u0103torii la vacan\u021b\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 cine s\u0103-i mai trezeasc\u0103 la pragmatism lucrativ, dorm din secolul trecut seda\u021bi cu promisiuni, cu perforator de ajutor de \u0219omaj, cu ore \u00een folosul familiei, cu declara\u021biile de avere ale vocabulelor inutil, ineficient, dep\u0103\u0219it. Cu a\u0219a hran\u0103 de catafalc a\u021bipe\u0219ti pe veci fum\u00e2nd munci patriotice, cravate de pionier, mari adun\u0103ri septentrionale, doar, doar s-o r\u0103suci cu obrazul cel\u0103lalt Ceau\u0219escu spre pu\u0219coace. \u0218i pune\u021bi la socoteal\u0103 c\u0103 cei aromi\u021bi f\u0103cur\u0103 pe dracu-n \u0219apte \u0219i din ocar\u0103 \u0219i sudalme, materie de baz\u0103 pentru cincinale, f\u0103ptuir\u0103 lapte praf de-n\u021barci orice pui de clas\u0103 muncitoare aruncat dincolo de grani\u021b\u0103. Afurisite tractoare, d\u0103r\u00e2mar\u0103 ele conceptual tocmai sui\u0219ul biped, desc\u0103\u021b\u0103rarea cozilor de maimu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-au pus pofta-n cui ultimului etaj managemental, s\u0103 nu vrea \u021bipenie de \u00eempieli\u021bat a se mai aciua pe la cur\u021bile dome\u0219ti, a se \u00eenslujba sp\u0103\u0219it. Vremuri grele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ba nu ne st\u0103 bine deloc! Cine crede c\u0103 ochelarii, bronzul capilar pe s\u0103rite, dar nu pentru mult timp (aici<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5207,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5206"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5209,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5206\/revisions\/5209"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}