{"id":5188,"date":"2017-05-17T23:59:57","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T20:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5188"},"modified":"2017-06-08T15:07:30","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T12:07:30","slug":"spatii-culturale-35-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5188","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 35 &#8211; Nu-mi place"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Sunt momente c\u00e2nd fi\u0163ele pe care le v\u0103d la televizor mi se par insuportabile. Sigur, am la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 telecomanda \u015fi pot schimba de urgen\u0163\u0103 canalul, pot c\u0103uta ceva serios \u015fi decent, numai c\u0103, de obicei, nu g\u0103sesc. Cam acelea\u015fi fi\u0163e, mofturi, aere ne sunt oferite de toate posturile \u2013 mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in na\u0163ionale \u2013 de televiziune. Cum nu renun\u0163 u\u015for la ceea ce mi-am propus, adic\u0103 s\u0103 mai iau, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, contact cu realitatea acestei Rom\u00e2nii \u00een care tr\u0103im, m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nez s\u0103 observ, s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg, s\u0103 am r\u0103bdare cu tinerii \u015fi, mai ales, cu tinerele care \u00eencearc\u0103, a\u015fa cum se pricep mai bine sau a\u015fa cum au v\u0103zut la al\u0163ii, s\u0103 se impun\u0103, s\u0103 fie cunoscu\u0163i, s\u0103 ajung\u0103 \/ s\u0103 devin\u0103 ceva.<br \/>\n      O emisiune cum este cea numit\u0103 \u201eCirea\u015fa de pe tort\u201d n-ar trebui s\u0103 fie un prilej de indignare. \u00cen definitiv, are ca scop educarea \u2013 prin practic\u0103 -, socializarea, dezvoltarea deprinderii de a ac\u0163iona \u201e\u00een v\u0103zul lumii\u201d \u015fi sub atenta supraveghere a camerelor de filmat, formarea gustului ales \u015fi, totodat\u0103, oferirea de experien\u0163e culinare rafinate. Cumperi, g\u0103te\u015fti, oferi celorlal\u0163i patru din grup ceea ce ai g\u0103tit, prime\u015fti note \u015fi, dac\u0103 lucrurile merg bine, e\u015fti recompensat cu placheta de \u201egazd\u0103 perfect\u0103\u201d, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 devii cunoscut de marea mas\u0103 a gospodinelor devoratoare de astfel de divertismente la crati\u0163\u0103. Nimic r\u0103u p\u00e2n\u0103 aici.<br \/>\nDar ce te faci c\u00e2nd blonda Sonia (habar n-am cine este \u015fi de unde-a ap\u0103rut) consider\u0103 c\u0103 a g\u0103ti, a sta \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi, \u00een ultim\u0103 instan\u0163\u0103, a servi la mas\u0103 este sub demnitatea ei? G\u0103titul e vulgar, s\u0103-l l\u0103s\u0103m proastelor, s\u0103 miroas\u0103 ele a sosuri \u015fi a cuptor \u00eencins, blondele de\u015ftepte angajeaz\u0103 buc\u0103tar, osp\u0103tari etc. \u015fi-\u015fi transform\u0103 presta\u0163ia \u00een sclifoseal\u0103, tri\u015f\u00e2nd \u00een v\u0103zul tuturor \u015fi, \u00een final, consider\u00e2ndu-se \u201esupermi\u015fto\u201d gazde.<br \/>\n      Soniei \u015fi tuturor dudui\u0163elor de teapa ei nu le-a spus nimeni c\u0103 \u015fi gastronomia poate fi o art\u0103, c\u0103 poate demonstra, mai bine dec\u00e2t rochia de firm\u0103, po\u015feta Vuitton \u015fi kitschurile cu cristale Svarowski, inteligen\u0163a, \u00eendem\u00e2narea, imagina\u0163ia, sim\u0163ul estetic \u015fi acel savoir-faire nelipsit omului de lume, cu educa\u0163ie \u015fi bun-gust; poate c\u0103, de aceea, \u00een decursul istoriei, am avut nenum\u0103ra\u0163i gurmanzi, dar \u015fi gurme\u0163i, din r\u00e2ndul marilor personalit\u0103\u0163i literare, politice etc. ale lumii.<br \/>\n      Sonia ca Sonia, dar domni\u015foara Ramona, cunoscut\u0103 publicului \u00eendeosebi prin scandalurile provocate de celebra ei sor\u0103, m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103-mi pierd r\u0103bdarea mai repede dec\u00e2t mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 de obicei. Am suportat nazurile proste\u015fti de la hipermarket, dispre\u0163ul cu care c\u0103uta numai chestii cosmopolite- camembert, mascarpone, prosciuto etc., str\u00e2mb\u00e2nd din nas la tot ceea ce nu avea rezonan\u0163\u0103 occidental\u0103; salata \u2013 neap\u0103rat \u201ebaby\u201d, uleiul  &#8211; numai de m\u0103sline \u015fi extravirgin, ro\u015fiile \u201echerry\u201d \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe, cu men\u0163iunea c\u0103, pentru fiecare produs cump\u0103rat, era necesar\u0103 o \u00eentreag\u0103 desf\u0103\u015furare de for\u0163e aliate printre rafturi. Toat\u0103 lumea prezent\u0103 \u00een acel moment la cump\u0103r\u0103turi a aflat ce \u201evedet\u0103\u201d a cobor\u00e2t printre muritori \u015fi s-a sim\u0163it obligat\u0103 s\u0103 dea o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor: un t\u00e2n\u0103r a sugerat c\u0103 mu\u015fchiul de vi\u0163el poate fi \u00eenlocuit cu antricot (Ramona \u015fi-a dat ochii peste cap \u00een fa\u0163a unei asemenea prostii); alt t\u00e2n\u0103r a condus-o la standul cu carne de vit\u0103 \u015fi i-a ar\u0103tat care este mu\u015fchiule\u0163ul; altcineva a sf\u0103tuit-o ce vin s\u0103 cumpere, o doamn\u0103 i-a spus care-i diferen\u0163a dintre m\u0103rar \u015fi p\u0103trunjel \u015fi tot a\u015fa. Am schimbat canalul pre\u0163 de c\u00e2teva minute, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd am considerat c\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103ra a ispr\u0103vit de f\u0103cut cump\u0103r\u0103turile pentru grupul din care f\u0103cea parte \u015fi \u00eentre care, a\u015fa, ca s\u0103 se \u015ftie, \u00eei putusem remarca pe Ion Dichiseanu (\u00eentr-o stare de lejer\u0103 turmentare, care-l f\u0103cea asem\u0103n\u0103tor, la modul simpatic, cu P\u0103storel Teodoreanu) \u015fi pe Adrian P\u0103duraru (frumu\u015felul din \u201eDeclara\u0163ie de dragoste\u201d, unul dintre pu\u0163inele filme de succes din vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu).<br \/>\n     C\u00e2nd am revenit la \u201eCirea\u015fa de pe tort\u201d, Ramona se deghizase deja \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103reas\u0103 (h\u0103l\u0103\u0163el, \u015for\u0163ule\u0163 \u015fi accesorii) \u015fi se pisicea \u00een fa\u0163a buc\u0103tarului italian de la un restaurant unde diva afirma c\u0103 se simte \u201eca acas\u0103\u201d, fiindc\u0103, mai mult dec\u00e2t nobilul ei apartament, \u00eenchis publicului necizelat, restaurantul acela era cea mai bun\u0103 variant\u0103 pentru petrecerea unei seri de participant\u0103 la un concurs de g\u0103tit. Am suportat pisiceala cam un sfert de or\u0103 \u015fi am schimbat definitiv canalul \u00een momentul c\u00e2nd marea gazd\u0103 a serii a \u00eenceput s\u0103 fac\u0103 sorbeto cu buc\u0103tarul italian \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u00e2nd-o pe la spate \u015fi execut\u00e2nd, cu m\u00e2na ei \u00een m\u00e2na lui, mi\u015fc\u0103ri circulare \u00een bolul cu \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103, frunze de ment\u0103 \u015fi alte farafast\u00e2curi. Filme siropoase cu Ea g\u0103tind \u00een bra\u0163ele lui am mai v\u0103zut, \u00een primul an dup\u0103 revolu\u0163ie, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uitam, disperat\u0103 \u015fi lacom\u0103, la toate gunoaiele, s\u0103tul\u0103 de cenu\u015fiul epocii de aur. Nu sunt scene pe care s\u0103 le vezi totu\u015fi de dou\u0103 ori. A\u015fa c\u0103, dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i cum s-a descurcat Ramona cu invita\u0163ii ei, cine le-a servit fructele de mare, vi\u0163elul la cuptor cu legume \u015fi sorbeto, m\u0103rturisesc sincer c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu. Nu \u015ftiu nici cum s-au sim\u0163it cei doi actori (mai aveau al\u0103turi dou\u0103 pi\u0163ipoance, dar ele nu conteaz\u0103) \u00een compania prostituatei de lux cu aere de \u201egazd\u0103 perfect\u0103\u201d. Nu \u015ftiu nici ce note a primit, dar eu, ca \u015fi Horia V\u00eerlan \u015fi poate mai mult dec\u00e2t el, a\u015f fi dat-o afar\u0103 din concurs. \u00cen definitiv, n-a obligat-o nimeni s\u0103 se \u00eenscrie \u015fi nici nu trebuia s\u0103 fie prezent\u0103 acolo, at\u00e2ta vreme c\u00e2t nu \u015ftie nici s\u0103 cure\u0163e o ceap\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt momente c\u00e2nd fi\u0163ele pe care le v\u0103d la televizor mi se par insuportabile. Sigur, am la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 telecomanda \u015fi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":4796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5189,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5188\/revisions\/5189"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}