{"id":5137,"date":"2017-04-30T21:00:04","date_gmt":"2017-04-30T18:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5137"},"modified":"2017-04-30T21:00:04","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T18:00:04","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-lene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5137","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; M\u0103&#8230; ia o lene&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/image-12-e1493575084937.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/image-12-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5138 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/225;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/image-12-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5138\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     M\u0103&#8230; iau multe. Printre ele un gust nu tocmai potrivit gurii, ci organiz\u0103rilor de budoar, c\u0103rora nu le promit prea cur\u00e2nd epistole parfumate popular.<br \/>\n     Cu toat\u0103 surzenia mea temporar\u0103, acum, c\u00e2nd tableta v-a parvenit, trecut\u0103 la ,,aura\u0219, p\u0103cura\u0219, scoate&#8230;&#8221; din trompa lui Eustachio, tot mai \u0219tiu compara dou\u0103 fraze muzicale \u0219i nu v\u0103 pot spune altceva \u00een privin\u021ba min\u021bilor: pe orice continent ar fi, se brodesc ideile la fix. Asta ca s\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai mire misterele piramidelor la mii de kilometri distan\u021b\u0103. Acestea fiind afirmate, pare c\u0103 M\u0103rgelatu&#8217; \u0219i Sherlock Holmes au avut un str\u0103mo\u0219 comun, f\u0103r\u0103 el n-am fi fost martorii copiei americane dup\u0103 h\u0103t ani. Un schimb echitabil, s\u0103 nu se mai spun\u0103 c\u0103 doar ei \u0219i numai ei de\u021bin monopolul \u00eent\u00e2iet\u0103\u021bii. De parc\u0103 ar conta.<br \/>\n    A fost prea mult pentru mine. \u00cen doar dou\u0103 zile s\u0103 mi se \u00een\u0219ire at\u00e2tea e\u0219ecuri ale procrea\u021biei \u00een urbe m-a uimit. \u0218i sunt. \u00cen s\u00e2nul familiilor unde exist\u0103 cel pu\u021bin o cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 de c\u00e2ndva, c\u0103rora le-ai dat mai mult de un bun\u0103 ziua sau al\u021bii \u0219i al\u021bii ne\u0219tiu\u021bi, lovi\u021bi de sortirea nedreapt\u0103 la un trai cu inima str\u00e2ns\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103&#8230;. Dac\u0103 eram credincios puteam emite ipoteze mai de rai, mai de iad, cum c\u0103 este un p\u0103cat atemporal nesp\u0103lat la timp ori o blestem\u0103\u021bie ale unor suflete necurate, \u00eens\u0103, \u00een acest caz cred c\u0103 ai putea lansa o simpl\u0103 teorie despre \u00eencurc\u0103turile genetice, nepotrivire. Ce bucurie s\u0103 vezi un copil \u00een preajma mamei \u0219i tat\u0103lui, ce sf\u00e2\u0219iere s\u0103 consta\u021bi lipsa deplin\u0103t\u0103\u021bilor&#8230;. A\u0219 fi uitat, dar h\u00e2rtiile cu chipuri fac lucrul \u0103sta imposibil de cele mai multe ori.<br \/>\n    Hai totu\u0219i s\u0103 trecem la cele frumoase, la puritatea celei ce-o iubim, la tot ce ne r\u0103scole\u0219te dincolo de ochii, liniile curbe \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021be, mirosul acela&#8230;. V\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi c\u0103 sub masca ingenuului \u00eendr\u0103gostit se ascunde nu un poet ce declam\u0103 apartenen\u021ba la c\u0103ile lactee, nu vreun lunatic ce-\u0219i divinizeaz\u0103 perechea, ci un adev\u0103rat b\u0103d\u0103ran, unul care sc\u0103pat de fl\u0103c\u0103rile \u0219i fiorii primilor ani schimb\u0103 macazul, trece pe c\u0103ile de manevr\u0103 ale trivialit\u0103\u021bilor, limbajul devine expeditiv, patru, cinci cuvinte fiind suficiente pentru a-\u0219i \u00eemplini sorocirea \u00een timp record. Cum buc\u0103tarii cei mai vesti\u021bi sunt b\u0103rbat\u021bii, r\u0103m\u00e2ne valabil c\u0103 ale mai spurcate la gur\u0103 sunt femeile. Pre vocabularul s\u0103u de periferie, o ,,specialist\u0103&#8221;, exponent\u0103 a educa\u021biei de&#8230;, a fost mai doamn\u0103 exprim\u00e2ndu-se ,,Nu m\u0103 dau, m\u0103, la fund, da&#8217; mi-a venit ciclul.&#8221;, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd, \u00een felul ei, cu nimic diferit de a adev\u0103ratelor, a se sustrage datoriilor lume\u0219ti de ocazie. Tunsorii b\u0103ie\u021be\u0219ti, mersului b\u0103rb\u0103tesc, comportamentului verbal de birjar nu-i po\u021bi cere feminitate, mai ales c\u00e2nd internatul de tip orfelinat este o jungl\u0103, iar \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103turile o corec\u021bie a p\u0103catului de-a te fi n\u0103scut cu o hib\u0103, am preten\u021bii doar la cele ce n-au servit pelinul regimentelor institu\u021bionale, neajunsul de-a fi ale nim\u0103nui. Prin urmare, nu voi bifa ca estetice expresiile unde ,,dragele&#8221; de societate au du-te-vino-ul vil al mecanismelor de culis\u0103 carnal\u0103.<br \/>\n    Femei \u0219i ele, firesc atinse de cuiul din v\u00e2rful capului, incitate de ce fi-va, de neast\u00e2mp\u0103r \u0219i tumult, am doar preten\u021bia s\u0103-\u0219i verse intimitatea doar \u00een urechile alese pentru n\u0103stru\u0219niciile orale, ce z\u0103u, ar scula din mor\u021bi \u0219i pe tata-mare, d-ap\u0103i pe mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103&#8230; iau multe. Printre ele un gust nu tocmai potrivit gurii, ci organiz\u0103rilor de budoar, c\u0103rora nu le promit prea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5138,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5139,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5137\/revisions\/5139"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}