{"id":5123,"date":"2017-04-25T20:33:26","date_gmt":"2017-04-25T17:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5123"},"modified":"2017-04-26T21:59:57","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T18:59:57","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-imagine-bromata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5123","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Imagine bromat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/image-11-e1493141508406.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/image-11-300x209.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5124 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/209;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/image-11-300x209.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5124\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Mira\u021bi-v\u0103! Nu ezita\u021bi s\u0103 scoate\u021bi exclama\u021bia aceea englezeasc\u0103 din r\u0103runchi \u0219i gur\u0103 \u0219i bucura\u021bi-v\u0103 de miracole!<br \/>\n    Oare cum mai sun\u0103 cele rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti? Tii, ehei, uite b\u0103 ce face \u0103la&#8230;. C\u0103 tineri, c\u0103 liberi, b\u0103tr\u00e2ni \u0219i degeaba, t\u00e2mpi de-a binelea, ne vom trezi \u00eentr-o zi din fuga asta \u0219oselnic\u0103 c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 ne recunoa\u0219tem la prima matinal\u0103 oprire \u00een fa\u021ba oglinzii, sunt convins c\u0103 uimirile multora scot fel de fel de chi\u021b\u0103ieli la \u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu sine \u00eenc\u0103 de azi, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 mai recunoa\u0219tem pe al\u021bii \u0219i necum faptele lor de ieri \u0219i m\u00e2ine. Ar mai fi loc s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i crucit la presta\u021biile lui Hagi de la 51 de ani? Nu, n-ai avea nevoie de onomatopee sau cuvinte invidioase s\u0103 recuno\u0219ti piciorul st\u00e2ng \u0219i intui\u021bia olimpian\u0103 a lui Zeus desc\u0103rcate \u00een machidonul ce-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 urle extaziate stadioanele \u00een sincron cu lentilele \u0219i tuburile cinescopice.<br \/>\n    De extaz se umple u\u0219or, u\u0219or \u0219i pagina de Facebook. Doamne fere\u0219te s\u0103 nu-mi tresalte inima la vederi&#8230;, r\u0103m\u00e2n b\u0103rbat p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul por, prin urmare, sim\u021bitor. Dar nu m\u0103 pot \u00eemp\u0103ca deloc cu ideea unui m\u0103riti\u0219 de circumstan\u021b\u0103 sau, \u0219i mai r\u0103u, la televiziune, \u00een v\u0103zul tuturor. Acest haimanal\u00e2c, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 am curajul de-ai arunca priviri ascunse, m\u0103 duce, \u00een fuga \u0219i rapiditatea schimbului post cu post, cu g\u00e2ndul la diverse cuno\u0219tin\u021be din h\u0103ul timpurilor seculare \u0219i la disponibilitatea de-a schimba fluidele bucale o dat\u0103 la dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, un test-drive ,,de gustibus&#8221; f\u0103r\u0103 noim\u0103, pentru palmares, p\u0103unii \u0219i p\u0103uni\u021bele c\u0103ut\u00e2nd astfel locul de onoare \u00een fa\u021ba indeci\u0219ilor, necop\u021bilor colegi. Nu st\u0103tea nici mama, nici tata s\u0103 contabilizeze dragostile \u0219i prieteniile odraslelor, turnau zi de zi la prima gean\u0103 \u0219i la apus placa lui ,,ia vezi&#8221; \u0219i-\u0219i vedeau de-ale traiului \u0219i bun\u0103st\u0103rii, n-aveau timp de viermi\u0219orii fe\u021bilor \u00een plin progres organic, erau de-ajuns ale lor de la servici. Lumea \u00eens\u0103 a progresat, mamele sunt mai aplecate spre educa\u021bia copiilor, \u00eei \u00eenso\u021besc, dup\u0103 cum ne sugereaz\u0103 dovezile cinematografice, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een mijlocul ac\u021biunilor comune, intervin acolo unde ar&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Nimic n-a r\u0103mas neatins de ochiul din umbr\u0103 al camerei de filmat, s-a strecurat \u00een toate cotloanele, devenind un hiper calificat \u00een cele mai diverse domenii (unii chiar se \u00eemb\u0103\u021bo\u0219eaz\u0103 c\u0103 sunt exper\u021bi \u00een arta punerii la comun de un deceniu \u0219i ceva. Cum va s\u0103 fie peste 85? De o sut\u0103 de ani cu tine pe sentimente.ro!), nel\u0103s\u00e2nd hazardul clipei s\u0103 hot\u0103rasc\u0103 de la sine cine cu cine, c\u00e2nd \u0219i unde. Pun la cale logodne, m\u0103riti\u0219uri, frumo\u0219i \u0219i ur\u00e2\u021bi, spilcui\u021bi \u0219i bui\u021bi al\u0103turi de h\u00e2rci \u0219i umflate, fandosite \u0219i sf\u0103toase, m\u0103moase \u00eentr-un cuv\u00e2nt, ce n-au avut \u00een cei dou\u0103zeci de ani timp, acas\u0103, pentru a-\u0219i \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba f\u0103c\u0103turile ce s\u0103 aleag\u0103 \u0219i cum. Revede\u021bi scena grijuliei Draga Olteanu din Buletin de Bucure\u0219ti, strecurat\u0103 cu palma desf\u0103cut\u0103 curios \u00een fa\u021ba ochilor \u00een budoarul \u00eensur\u0103\u021beilor.<br \/>\n    \u0218i sunt lucruri ce nu necesit\u0103 trei pentru practic\u0103, chimiile organice nu au nevoie de potriviri, pozi\u021bion\u0103ri, ante m\u0103sur\u0103tori pentru satisfac\u021bie. Se declan\u0219eaz\u0103 pur \u0219i simplu, doar \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 mirosul emanat \u0219i perceput are rol dominant \u00een a lua decizia cea mai \u00een\u021beleapt\u0103. Indiferent de iz sau arom\u0103. Aruncat \u00eens\u0103 \u00een spectrul coloristic al ecranului rom\u00e2nesc sim\u021burile decad, se umplu de neputin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i la final de lehamite, orice zbor cu mintea se \u00eencheie cu un accident aviatic cerebral. Cedezi pr\u0103bu\u0219it \u00een fa\u021ba excep\u021bionalului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mira\u021bi-v\u0103! Nu ezita\u021bi s\u0103 scoate\u021bi exclama\u021bia aceea englezeasc\u0103 din r\u0103runchi \u0219i gur\u0103 \u0219i bucura\u021bi-v\u0103 de miracole! Oare cum mai sun\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5124,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5123"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5126,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5123\/revisions\/5126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}