\u00cencremenesc. Privesc consternat. Contrariat. Afectat.
\n Glum\u0103 glum\u0103, proast\u0103 de fel, dar cu t\u0103i\u0219uri ce seac\u0103 la inim\u0103, fixeaz\u0103 mintea \u00een cu\u0219ca imposibilit\u0103\u021bilor. Eterna poveste el-ea transformat\u0103 \u00eentr-o cacialma, neserioas\u0103 cu totul, de dus pentru cine poate. Episodul ilar depus pe Facebook de prietenii mei pare o scen\u0103 ireal\u0103, \u0219i este un joc artistic, dar sperie maxim. Locul ei, prieten\u0103, logodnic\u0103, so\u021bie, firesc, al\u0103turi de amic, viitor mire, so\u021b, ambii lu\u00e2nd drumul public \u00een \u0219aga unei plimb\u0103ri obi\u0219nuite. Un alt el, un pachet de carne expandat\u0103 steroidic, pirogravat\u0103, intersecteaz\u0103 cuplul pa\u0219nic \u0219i, nici una, nici alta, se \u00eenfrupt\u0103 ca nisnaiul \u00een treac\u0103t din trufandaua dorsal\u0103, bombat\u0103 bini\u0219or, a Evei. Adic\u0103 a Adamului nostru de scen\u0103 actoriceasc\u0103. Obi\u0219nuita ceart\u0103 feminin\u0103 pe-al s\u0103u camarad, b\u0103rb\u0103\u021bie de coco\u0219 p\u00e2n\u0103 la potrivirea ,,cantit\u0103\u021bilor”, proba calit\u0103\u021bii materiei fiind concludent\u0103, dai \u00een Goliat ca \u00een piatr\u0103. Cozi \u00eentre picioar\u0103, cale \u00eentoars\u0103 ru\u0219inoas\u0103.
\n Momente frecvente, cobor\u00e2te din filme \u0219i transpuse \u00een cotidian mai dihai ca-n scenariul protagoni\u0219tilor, nu cu un singur \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021b, ci cu cete de ,,b\u0103rba\u021bi” dornici de-una mic\u0103 oriunde-i \u00eencearc\u0103 poftele, cu oricine le st\u00e2rne\u0219te fluxul sanguin de la br\u00e2u \u00een jos, \u00een orice postur\u0103 s-ar afla focoasa de-i \u00eencinse: m\u0103ritat\u0103, purt\u0103toare de copil, elev\u0103…. \u0218i tu, beneficiar de voia ei, de drept, so\u021bul, tat\u0103l, \u00een imposibilitate de-ai conferi ap\u0103rarea. Cum s\u0103 te lup\u021bi c-un astfel de uria\u0219, antrenat de pl\u0103cere s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2me, s\u0103 sf\u00e2\u0219ie, s\u0103 ucid\u0103, s\u0103-\u0219i permit\u0103 polul de putere oric\u00e2nd dup\u0103 bunul plac? Fiindc\u0103 oric\u00e2t\u0103 \u00eempotrivire, determinare \u0219i nerv necesare s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2mi titanii, s\u0103-i culci la p\u0103m\u00e2nt, nu-\u021bi sunt suficiente, dezechilibrul se produce dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde \u0219i cel pu\u021bin demnitatea \u00ee\u021bi este trimis\u0103 la podea f\u0103r\u0103 a o mai putea recupera vreodat\u0103.
\n Nu cred, sunt sigur c\u0103 vinovate-s toate cele trei p\u0103r\u021bi beligerante. Cuplul pentru c\u0103-\u0219i permite expuneri periculoase, d\u00e2nd decen\u021ba pe trenduri, cuviin\u021ba pe \u00eembiere, leg\u0103tura intim\u0103 de doi pe cea colectiv\u0103, deschis\u0103 oric\u0103ror posibilit\u0103\u021bi; singularii \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021bi deoarece sunt l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 devin\u0103 impertinen\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la molestare, s\u0103 se-ndoape chimic p\u00e2n\u0103 se umfl\u0103 t\u0103r\u00e2\u021ba-n ei \u0219i s\u0103 frece trotuarele \u0219i \u0219oselele tot timpul.
\n Eu a\u0219 interzice sportul ca disciplin\u0103 \u00een \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt, s\u0103 nu se mai fofileze niciun elev de la exerci\u021biile de for\u021b\u0103 ale min\u021bii. Apropo, pe c\u00e2nd o sal\u0103 de ,,musculatur\u0103” pentru inteligen\u021b\u0103? Pe c\u00e2nd aparate de ridicat greut\u0103\u021bi cerebrale dup\u0103 program ca acela sportiv? Un sfert de or\u0103 pentru cortexul st\u00e2ng, un sfert de or\u0103 pentru cel drept, genoflexiuni neuronale, abdomene sinapsale.
\n S\u0103 nu crede\u021bi c\u0103 n-ar fi inutile cele dou\u0103 practici, fizice \u0219i mintale, \u00eentr-o viziune pesimist\u0103 eforturile personale umane n-au efect mai mult dec\u00e2t al suratelor dobitoace, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, beau, dorm \u0219i r\u0103stoarn\u0103 cel mult o gr\u0103m\u0103joar\u0103 de p\u0103m\u00e2nt ie\u0219it\u0103 \u00een cale. Compar\u00e2nd cele dou\u0103 tipuri de vie\u021buitoare, \u00eenc\u0103rc\u00e2ndu-le de ac\u021biuni specifice, realizezi c\u0103 neputin\u021ba de-a pune \u00een practic\u0103 mare parte dintre g\u00e2nduri \u0219i a dep\u0103\u0219i cadrele planetare, universale au acela\u0219i rezultat. Cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 mu\u0219chi, cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 ra\u021biune r\u0103m\u00e2nem captivi, om \u0219i animal, \u00eentre limitele gravita\u021bionale ale Terrei. Bizar, dar adev\u0103rat, se poate vorbi de o simpl\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103unare furnic\u0103reasc\u0103, l\u0103sat\u0103 de izbeli\u0219te \u00een hazardul materiei. C\u0103ci asta \u0219i suntem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cencremenesc. Privesc consternat. Contrariat. Afectat. Glum\u0103 glum\u0103, proast\u0103 de fel, dar cu t\u0103i\u0219uri ce seac\u0103 la inim\u0103, fixeaz\u0103 mintea \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5100"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5101,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5100\/revisions\/5101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}