{"id":5073,"date":"2017-04-09T20:27:34","date_gmt":"2017-04-09T17:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5073"},"modified":"2017-04-09T20:29:33","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T17:29:33","slug":"spatii-culturale-29-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=5073","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u0163ii culturale nr. 29 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n\u00cen fa\u0163a mea, la \u201ePui\u015forul vesel\u201d, o femeie: una dintre gospodinele tipice ale t\u00e2rgului, \u00eenvelit\u0103 \u00een imprimeuri de culori generoase (fusta de un fel \u015fi bluza de altul, jignind orice norm\u0103 de design \u015fi estetic\u0103 vestimentar\u0103) \u015fi pus\u0103 pe har\u0163\u0103 \u00een acel mod constant \u015fi inexplicabil care le face de temut pe toate buc\u0103t\u0103resele plecate la pia\u0163\u0103. Nu-i convine nimic: carnea de curcan e prea gras\u0103, pulpele de pui\u015for (vesel, cum am mai spus) prea slabe, pieptul dezosat prea umflat cu hormoni (\u201eMencinicopschi a zis s\u0103 nu ne mai hr\u0103nim copiii cu a\u015fa ceva, de ce nu-l scoate\u0163i de la v\u00e2nzare?!\u201d). \u201eDar aripioarele c\u00e2t cost\u0103?\u201d (V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea \u00eei spune \u015fi-i arat\u0103 \u015fi eticheta, pus\u0103 la vedere). \u201eG\u00e2turi ave\u0163i?\u201d. (Sigur c\u0103 da, galantarul e plin, cump\u0103r\u0103torii pretinz\u00e2nd c\u0103 au c\u00e2ini \u015fi pisici acas\u0103). \u201eC\u00e2t cost\u0103?\u201d. Aflu, de\u015fi nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, c\u00e2t cost\u0103 kilogramul de g\u00e2turi \u015fi citesc \u015fi eticheta, tras\u0103 la imprimant\u0103 cu bold 40. \u201eAripioarele sunt proaspete?\u201d. (Probabil, fiind un magazin de refrigerate). \u201eDa\u0163i-mi carne tocat\u0103. Dou\u0103 kilograme\u201d. Respir u\u015furat\u0103, tr\u0103g\u00e2nd cu ochiul la ceas. V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea se mi\u015fc\u0103 parc\u0103 dans\u00e2nd, fericit\u0103, normal, ca un pui\u015for vesel. \u201eAici sunt dou\u0103 kilograme?\u201d. \u201eSigur, uita\u0163i-v\u0103 la c\u00e2ntar, e electronic \u015fi nu minte\u201d. \u201eTo\u0163i mint \u00een \u0163ara asta, nu-mi spune mie c\u0103 tocmai c\u00e2ntarul \u0103sta s-a g\u0103sit s\u0103 fie corect!\u201d. V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea \u00ee\u015fi lipe\u015fte pe fa\u0163\u0103 un z\u00e2mbet silit, dar amabil: \u201eV\u0103 cost\u0103 38 de lei\u201d. \u201eC\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t?! Don\u015foar\u0103, n-am venit s\u0103 cump\u0103r ma\u015fin\u0103 \u00een leasing, ce-\u0163i \u00eenchipui, c\u0103 noi f\u0103t\u0103m bani ca la guvern?\u201d. \u00cemi vine s\u0103 urlu: \u201eCucoan\u0103, cumperi, sau faci politic\u0103?\u201d, dar \u00eemi \u0163in gura: n-am at\u00e2ta energie c\u00e2t\u0103 mi-ar trebui ca s\u0103 contracarez muntele de os\u00e2nz\u0103 care tremur\u0103 de nervi \u00een fa\u0163a mea. \u201eMai ia din pung\u0103, s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de-un kilogram\u201d, se \u00eendur\u0103 gospodina, privind cu dispre\u0163 c\u00e2ntarul electronic, a c\u0103rui singur\u0103 grij\u0103 este s-o mint\u0103 tocmai pe ea. V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea se conformeaz\u0103. De sc\u0103pat, n-a sc\u0103pat totu\u015fi: \u201e\u015etii ce? Las\u0103 dracu carnea, pune-o la loc \u015fi d\u0103-mi o pung\u0103 de-aia polonez\u0103, cu doi spa\u0163i \u015fi patru aripi\u201d. Acum, c\u0103 am aflat pluralul de la \u201espate\u201d, am dou\u0103 variante: s\u0103 r\u00e2d \u00een \u201espa\u0163ii\u201d muierii sau s\u0103 ies afar\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 caut alt magazin. Cum n-am garan\u0163ia c\u0103 t\u00e2rgul posed\u0103 doar un exemplar de c\u00e2rcota\u015f\u0103-n imprimeuri de toate mamele \u015fi na\u0163iile, respir ad\u00e2nc \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2n. \u201eSigur sunt patru aripi? C\u0103 eu v\u0103d doar dou\u0103. Deschide punga!\u201d. V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea, surprinz\u0103tor, are mai mult nerv dec\u00e2t am b\u0103nuit: \u201eDoamn\u0103, pungile sunt sigilate. O desface\u0163i, o pl\u0103ti\u0163i\u201d. Doamna bomb\u0103ne ceva, pip\u0103ie punga, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 ghiceasc\u0103 num\u0103rul de aripi ascunse \u00een plasticul la fel de colorat ca \u015fi fusta ei ecuatorial\u0103 \u015fi, \u00eentr-un final, pl\u0103te\u015fte \u015fi pleac\u0103 maiestuoas\u0103, cu siguran\u0163a de sine a celei niciodat\u0103 \u00een\u015felate la c\u00e2ntar.<br \/>\nDup\u0103 ce-am t\u00e2rguit \u00een vitez\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2nd-o pe v\u00e2nz\u0103toare s\u0103-mi comunice pre\u0163ul, s\u0103-mi \u00eendese produsele \u00een pung\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-mi ureze \u201ezi bun\u0103!\u201d, am ajuns acas\u0103 prost dispus\u0103 \u015fi obosit\u0103. Starea mi s-a agravat c\u00e2nd mi-am dat seama c\u0103 viteza, buna-credin\u0163\u0103, plictiseala \u015fi oboseala se pl\u0103tesc; v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea, trebuind s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune pe cineva, m-a fraierit de-un kilogram de fic\u0103\u0163ei \u015fi de unul de pipote, pentru care am pl\u0103tit, dar pe care nu le-am mai reg\u0103sit \u00een saco\u015f\u0103. E vina ei? N-a\u015f crede: eu unde eram? Dac\u0103 mi-ar fi pl\u0103cut imprimeurile, scandalul, fustele curcubeu \u015fi bluzele cu cercule\u0163e multicolore, m-a\u015f fi \u00eentors la \u201ePui\u015forul vesel\u201d, s\u0103 recuperez paguba.<br \/>\n&#8230;Am preferat s\u0103-mi asum vina, s\u0103 renun\u0163 la drobul \u201eDukan\u201d \u015fi s\u0103 jur c\u0103 nu-mi mai fac, de azi \u00eenainte, cump\u0103r\u0103turile dec\u00e2t din magazinele unde lucreaz\u0103, provizoriu-definitiv, c\u00e2teva dintre fostele mele eleve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen fa\u0163a mea, la \u201ePui\u015forul vesel\u201d, o femeie: una dintre gospodinele tipice ale t\u00e2rgului, \u00eenvelit\u0103 \u00een imprimeuri de culori generoase<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":4796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5073"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5073"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5075,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5073\/revisions\/5075"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}